09-14-2010, 11:35 PM
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THE Chuck Storm
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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The second iPhone 4.
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09-15-2010, 12:21 AM
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#42
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Van City - Main St.
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A small blender/cup now empty after I drank a PB/Banana/Protein smoothee that was delicious. I can blend up zombies now.
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09-15-2010, 12:29 AM
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#43
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Lifetime Suspension
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blackberry curve
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09-15-2010, 12:33 AM
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#44
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Commie Referee
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Small town, B.C.
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A rum and coke.
I can either bust the glass and screw up some zombies in a bad way, or get drunk and not feel any pain when I'm done.
Not a terrible option.
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09-15-2010, 01:17 AM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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A laser printer. A bit heavy and more of a one throw/smash sort of deal.
I'd have to throw it at the one zombie that would topple the rest of them like dominoes. I suck at math so I'd probably mess up the trajectory and only take down one zombie.
Then I'd be forced to outrun the zombies which although they are slow they have amazing stamina. It's amazing what being undead does to one's endurance. So the zombies would probably stagger slowly upon me whilst I was asleep.
Stupid zombies.
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Don't fear me. Trust me.
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09-15-2010, 01:37 AM
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#46
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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Kirkland Sport Drink, Fruit Punch
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09-15-2010, 01:52 AM
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#47
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Now world wide!
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A throw pillow.
That's right.
F@$# all y'all.
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09-15-2010, 02:35 AM
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#48
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Loves Teh Chat!
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My classical guitar. I'm not sure if I could bring myself to smash it, I might just let them eat my brains.
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09-15-2010, 02:52 AM
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#49
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Kelowna, BC
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a black sharpie.... crap!
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"...and there goes Finger up the middle on Luongo!" - Jim Hughson, Av's vs. 'Nucks
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09-15-2010, 03:20 AM
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#50
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Removed by Mod
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A giant mirror for me to hide behind. They will see themselves and not worry about me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by chowdachad
A used condom........it's not mine
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Do you live in a squat?
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09-15-2010, 05:35 AM
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#51
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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My laptop with the thread from Beyond of the same title.......... 
But for the sake of the thread
Fireplace with a poker, im all set.
This made me laugh
Last edited by Diemenz; 09-15-2010 at 05:42 AM.
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09-15-2010, 06:40 AM
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#52
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Disenfranchised
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A kitchen chair with a light jacket draped over it.
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09-15-2010, 06:49 AM
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#53
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Franchise Player
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my blackberry, a container with 3 pairs of scissors and many pens....Id last for a minute or two...enough time to jump out the window to my right.
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09-15-2010, 07:18 AM
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#54
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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The television in my office.
Cowperson
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Dear Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. - Anonymous
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09-15-2010, 07:33 AM
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#55
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Virginia
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A postcard advertising our company's 2010 health fair. Attached to it are candy cigarrettes!
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09-15-2010, 07:36 AM
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#56
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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headphones. Maybe I can strangle them with the cord. Wait, do they breathe?
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09-15-2010, 07:52 AM
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#57
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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A half-full plastic jar of Dan-D-Pak cashews and all my diplomas, framed. The cashew jar has a handle, so it can be used as a flail of sorts and the diplomas will work as shields... plus, the brain of someone with all those liberal arts degrees cannot be delicious, and the zombies may just leave me alone....
Last edited by VladtheImpaler; 09-15-2010 at 08:11 AM.
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09-15-2010, 08:07 AM
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#58
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Calgary
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Swingline Stapler...
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09-15-2010, 08:17 AM
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#59
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: YYC
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A stack of paperwork I don't want to get to.
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09-15-2010, 08:20 AM
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#60
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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I have a chuck of structural steel with the company logo cut out of it. I imagine I could inflict quite a bit of damage with that.
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