Woman dies in chimney trying to get into lover's home

[flylock shox]

Originally Posted by bizaro86

The only way I can see someone getting into a chimney voluntarily is if they're magic (ie Santa) or seriously tripped out (ie magic mushrooms)

Michael

Or if they're blind with lovers' rage.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorched.

[Raekwon]

Looks like I have 2 reasons to have my "Chimney Swept" after sleeping with girls these days.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

By getting naked and rubbing himself up with bacon grease.

Santa Claus: Lunchlady Doris, err, Mrs. Clause, have you got any grease?
Mrs. Claus: Yes, yes I do.
Santa Claus: (rips shirt apart) THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!

[Dion]

Alleged burglar Frank Morales, 42, is stuck in the chimney at an Oceanside, Calif. residence when he was arrested early Monday morning by Oceanside police. He was booked in the Vista, Calif. jail on charges of burglary and resisting arrest.

http://blogs.kansascity.com/crime_sc...-file-j-1.html

[Machiavelli]

I think all these jokes are awful. You'd think people would be more sensitive about an obviously tragic death.

You soot all be aflamed of yourselves. Asholes.

[First Lady]

FPAG must still be on summer vacation. He could of saved her.

[Flames0910]

Sounds like somebody shoulda lit a fire under her ass.

[To Be Quite Honest]

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St. Crazy Chick came with a bound.

She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,

And her clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

[Dion]

Originally Posted by Machiavelli

I think all these jokes are awful. You'd think people would be more sensitive about an obviously tragic death.

You soot all be aflamed of yourselves. Asholes.

If you weren't being so sooty you would have ashed why people were flaming the person who died.

[octothorp]

You people are so hearthless. Someone should put a damper on this thread.