Buster: Wait a minute... George Michael, you got a job?
George Michael: I've had a job, at the banana stand.
Buster: Oh, I thought you meant like a plumber or something, and I was like, when did THAT happen!
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This is one of my favourite little moments from the show.
Gob: Don't you worry. It'll take a lot more than a heart attack to kill that old bear. (starts sobbing) Old bear! He likes the honey! He never got a chance to see my bee business take off.
Michael: C'mon now. Dad's gonna be around another thirty years, Gob. Your business, uh, might not.
Gob: You're a good brother, Michael. Heart attack never stopped old big bear!
and then Buster yells out crying "I didn't even know we were calling him old bear!" just tops it off.
At the ribbon cutting ceremony for the next phase of the Bluth Company's developments:
NARRATOR: "Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael, as he always did, picked rock, which beat scissors. Unfortunately, the whole incident was covered by the paper."
At the end of "Afternoon Delight" after Tobias was rendered temporarily deaf:
NARRATOR: "On the next Arrested Development...The Blue Man Group finally calls for Tobias, with a life-changing opportunity. Unfortunately, he can't hear it and his life stays the same."
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"My mother is opposed to the idea of hiring a new attorney. She'll probably refuse to enter the room if she even sees you."
"I shall hide behind the couch."
"Guy's a pro."
"I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had."
"Do you know what they do to people who commit treason?"
"First time."
"I've never heard of a second."
"I've got the worst F-ing attorneys."
"It's pronounced A-nal-rapist."
"It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me."
"They're pills that create a sort of temporary forgettingness. So if somebody finds out how you do a trick, you just give them one of these, and they forget the whole thing. It's a mainstay of the magician's tool kit, like how clowns always have a rag soaked in ether."
"I've made a huge mistake."
"Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench."
"Don't leave your uncle teabag hanging!"
"Don't call my escorts whores."
"The worst thing is that she keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign, the something of my ways. Wisdom? It's probably wisdom."
"Has Aunt Lindsay ever been pregnant?"
"Yeah, dozens of times."
"Well, when a man feels the need to prove to a woman that he's really--I mean, when a man loves a woman..."
I love the scene when George Michael goes to Anns predawn mass and the older guy comes over to share his hymn book. It's so perfectly creepy and awkward.
Well, that settles it. I need to re-watch all three seasons ASAP.
Gob: I'm dating this Christian girl right now. She wants me to be honest and reconnect with my son. And I'm trying to get her to renounce God and ###### me, but I just want to prove to her that I'm worth it.
