Twisted Nut Syndrome

[Eagle Eye]

Originally Posted by Coys1882

WTF? Where did you get yours done? Did they give you a stick to bite after a shot of brandy and use a seashell as a scalpel? I went to the Vaz Man on 14th Street and dude was a like cross between a ninja and a NASCAR pit crew. I was in and out in about 20mins and didn't even need the Tylenol 3s.

BAM - Risk free creampies.

Went to this Doc to get mine done, right side went relatively well (well expect for the uncomfortable nude dentist chair dance). Problem is he couldnt freeze my left side, and it felt like someone was pulling my insides out through my sac.

[GreenLantern]

There we go, now this is officially the worst thread on CP I have ever viewed.

[Frank MetaMusil]

This thread is awesome

[malcolmk14]

I am so uncomfortable right now.

[Suzles]

Originally Posted by JerzeeGirl

I'm with JerzeeGirl on this!

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by malcolmk14

I am so uncomfortable right now.

Why? Are you posting from your iphone whilst naked, balls and wang hanging out with brown disinfectant liquid dripping down your chode and a Doctor cutting a hole in your sac?

[Pinner]

Originally Posted by fotze

It wasn't the pain as much as the proneness of the situation, that made me extremely uncomfortable.

Just go to Edmonton, fit right in.

Somebody should wear a Kilt. LoL

[Roast Beef]

Originally Posted by fotze

This is nothing compared to the vasectomy. You walk in the little room with the doctor (at least you hope he's a doctor, you don't ask for a copy of his degree, do doctors have a degree? Well the doctor certificate).

Its just you and him. He says take of your pants and underwear and lay on the tilty bed thing. Its like a dentists chair but that light reflector thing is around your crotch, not your head.

You are sitting there with your balls and wang hanging out. Its pretty uncomfortable because for the past week or so, you debated shaving the area, but will that look gay, don't want to trim to much, but you don't want a ZZTop thing going on.

Then what do you do with your hands, you are compelled to cover your junk with your hands as he is getting ready at the counter, do you just cover the shaft with your hand? Will he think your masturbating? Just hold the wang so he can see the balls? You are as exposed as you will ever be.

Then he starts pulling things out of the autoclave, and the freezing needle. Then he pulls out some brown disinfectant liquid. He goops that on right away, splishsplashing everywhere, its really warm, then it starts pouring right down your crack and now it feels like you wetchit yourself.

The needle comes out. "This will only hurt when the freezing moves up the vas (or something) it will take about 10 seconds, here we go." This ain't so bad then that pain hits, you aren't strapped down. You have an intense instinct to strike the doctor, so you put your hands up by your face to avoid swinging, you want to protect yourself and nothing is stopping you. Rinse and repeat with the next ball.

This is followed by him rooting around in your ball sac. After he snipped one side the tube slipped back into the sac hole and he couldn't get it out, sort of like a hoody tie that is lost back into the fabric. He had to stick instruments in there to find it.

ANyway the rest is a blur but you get the point.

And this is why I will always live in a place with a handy set of stairs nearby.

[Hockey101]

There should be a warning in the title. There is way too much information bing shared here.

[KTrain]

Originally Posted by Coys1882

WTF? Where did you get yours done? Did they give you a stick to bite after a shot of brandy and use a seashell as a scalpel? I went to the Vaz Man on 14th Street and dude was a like cross between a ninja and a NASCAR pit crew. I was in and out in about 20mins and didn't even need the Tylenol 3s.

BAM - Risk free creampies.

Vas Man for me too. Though everything but the actual procedure sounds exactly like my experience. Sitting in a dentist chair with a t-shirt on and no pants/underwear is about as fun as it sounds.

I was trying make conversation while my junk was hanging out. I didn't know what to do. I told the Vas Man I was getting drywall installed in my basement that day and that the dust from sanding was brutal. He said, "That's not the worst job". I laughed, thinking he was talking about staring at other dudes balls all day. He said the worst job was sanding hardwood floors...

[Superflyer]

Originally Posted by GoinAllTheWay

It's not the pain I'm worried about, it's some doctor digging around my sack with sharp objects that makes me want to puke rainbows. I'd have to drop a bottle of Adavan before I could even walk into the appt.

Yes, end results are very worthwhile, guess I'll have to keep that in mind.

When I got mine done all that went in the incision was a hook tool to grab the vein\cord\what ever it was. The worst part for me was when he cauterized it after cutting it. The smell of your burning skin is gross.

Just my two cents to make this thread better

[Gozer]

[KTrain]

Originally Posted by Superflyer

When I got mine done all that went in the incision was a hook tool to grab the vein\cord\what ever it was. The worst part for me was when he cauterized it after cutting it. The smell of your burning skin is gross.

Just my two cents to make this thread better

Yeah, the waft of smoke coming from your nuts isn't cool.

Did anyone look down while it was being done? I didn't have the balls to do it...

[Coys1882]

Originally Posted by KTrain

Yeah, the waft of smoke coming from your nuts isn't cool.

Did anyone look down while it was being done? I didn't have the balls to do it...

I watched the whole thing - I thought it was kind of rad. But it seems I'm the only one...

[Pinner]

Originally Posted by KTrain

Yeah, the waft of smoke coming from your nuts isn't cool.

Did anyone look down while it was being done? I didn't have the balls to do it...

LoL Video it, do they have the stirrups for the guys too ?

[Pinner]

Oh My

[Nehkara]

Originally Posted by DuffMan

I just heard some guy at work was off all last week because he had TNS. Apparently he woke up in pain, and then went to the hospital, where they delayed a C-Section, to do surgery on his twisted nut. If he had gone without for another 6 hours approx. he probably would've lost his nut.
I've never heard of this.

This condition is called testicular torsion.

It can happen spontaneously, is considered a medical emergency, and will result in the loss of a testicle if not remedied rapidly.

The pain is supposedly unbearable in many cases, causing vomiting and nausea.

I have heard of rare cases where the pain from the torsion causes cardiac arrest (heart attack).

Wikipedia Entry on Testicular Torsion

[Traditional_Ale]

Twisted Nut Syndrome sounds way more painful.

[FlamesAddiction]

At least now I have something new I can wish upon my enemies.

[CaramonLS]

I had this when I was 14. Worst pain I've ever felt, hands down.

8 AM - woke up with sore testies, decided to stay home sick that day because of it.

9 AM - started shaking because of the Pain. Went to have a shower.

10 AM - vomiting every 5 minutes because of the pain - called mom to take me to the hospital.

11 AM - at the emergency room, admitted to a room w/in about 5 minutes. Doctor doesn't bother to do an ultrasound. Gives me a giant shot of morphine to try to kill the pain. Killed about 50% of the pain, I still felt it.

11:30 AM - specialist to perform the procedure arrives. out like a light and on the operating table.

You do not want this.