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Old 07-19-2010, 11:13 AM   #41
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She's definitely not going to find a good man to settle down with..

I wouldn't date her..
No kidding. Its awkward enough running into someone you've slept with by coincidence or dating someone who runs into someone they've slept with at random.

Could you imagine going out to dinner with this chick and half the staff have probably bent her over the dumpster out back?
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:14 AM   #42
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So the question is, does the rule of 3 apply here

Male = Number of conquests bragged about/3

Female = number of conquests bragged about x 3
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:16 AM   #43
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Loose as a goose. Like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:23 AM   #44
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There are some doods, somewhere right now after reading this article thinking "Man I wish I wore a condom.."
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:27 AM   #45
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There are some doods, somewhere right now after reading this article thinking "Man I wish I wore a condom.."
If she never made them wear a condom, she should be charged.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:27 AM   #46
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So who wants sloppy 1002nds?
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:28 AM   #47
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No kidding. Its awkward enough running into someone you've slept with by coincidence or dating someone who runs into someone they've slept with at random.

Could you imagine going out to dinner with this chick and half the staff have probably bent her over the dumpster out back?
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If she never made them wear a condom, she should be charged.
That's stupid.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:30 AM   #48
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It's always good to have a goal.

That's one new guy every 3.65 days for 10 years.

Who does she think she is? An average male rock n roll star? Magic Johnson?

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Old 07-19-2010, 11:30 AM   #49
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She's screwed now, she's gonna be left just like her Sex and the City Heroes and unmarried nearing 60.


Actually no, she's decent looking and some guy will take her. It was stupid to release this news story though unless she was paid gobs for it.
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Old 07-19-2010, 11:31 AM   #50
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That's stupid.
Sleeping with a 1000 guys in 10 years, cause of some TV show and thinking it is somehow related to confidence and then going public with it...that is stupid, she deserves everything she gets.
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Sleeping with a 1000 guys in 10 years, cause of some TV show and thinking it is somehow related to confidence and then going public with it...that is stupid, she deserves everything she gets.
She probably is. In regards to puckluck's silly post, the men are just as responsible and culpable as she is.
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However, I will say that if she came up to me in the bar and asked me if I wanted to get out of there.

News story or not, I'd go.

But I'm not too particular right now.
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That's stupid.
Why is it stupid? she should be charged if she has unprotected sex with 1000 men.

If I was one of the lucky guys I would be pretty pissed if I found out she had 999 other guys in her. That just screams disease to me.
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Sleeping with 1,000 men liberates a woman!
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It was stupid to release this news story though unless she was paid gobs for it.
Oh, she got paid "gobs" alright.
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She probably is. In regards to puckluck's silly post, the men are just as responsible and culpable as she is.
No doubt.
He'd still be a stud though, waaaay harder for a man to rack that feat up
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That's one new guy every 3.65 days for 10 years.


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Those are Troutman numbers.
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