03-16-2005, 11:02 PM
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#41
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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Farva: "Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue pants with raging, mega-huge boners."
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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03-17-2005, 12:18 AM
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#42
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I believe in the Pony Power
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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my pants, in this life or the next."
- Gladiator
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03-17-2005, 12:36 AM
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#43
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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"I pants dead people"
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03-17-2005, 12:36 AM
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#44
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: insider trading in WTC 7
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"hey, keep it in the pants!"
- some extra yelling on the street in "deuce bigalo male gigalo"
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03-17-2005, 12:43 AM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
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I ate his liver with some farva beans and a nice (pair of) pants
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03-17-2005, 01:01 AM
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#46
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Red Deer now; Liverpool, England before
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"Look, you stupid bas**rd. You've got no pants left."
"Go and boil your pants, you sons of silly persons!"
"Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our pants."
-Monty Python & the Holy Grail
-"Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Pants".
-You're only making it worse for yourself!
-Making it worse? How can it be worse? Pants! Pants! Pants!"
-Life Of Brian
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"It's red all over!!!!"
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03-17-2005, 08:58 AM
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#47
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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I am serious, and don't call me pants.
Airplane!
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03-17-2005, 11:43 AM
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#48
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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I love pants. Always have.
-Braveheart
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
 <-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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03-17-2005, 11:44 AM
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#49
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Oooh, just thought of another.
I'm dropping the pants.
No you're not.
WOOOOOOOOO.
-Days of thunder
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
<-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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03-17-2005, 01:52 PM
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#50
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First Line Centre
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Do you feel pants punk?
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03-17-2005, 01:58 PM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Pants? We don't need no stinkin' pants.
-Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Hasta La Vista Pants
-T2
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
<-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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03-17-2005, 02:13 PM
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#52
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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Why this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hyyyydromatic. Why it's PANTS Lightning!
Grease.. or Pants
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03-17-2005, 04:06 PM
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#53
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My face is a bum!
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"I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. "
-Anchorman
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03-17-2005, 04:32 PM
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#54
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Norm!
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Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your pants, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of pants, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of pants.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. pants.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.
Will Turner: It's not your pants they needed. It was my father's pants. My pants... the pants of a pirate.
after inspecting the crew]
Jack Sparrow: Satisfied?
Will Turner: Well you proved they're pants.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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03-17-2005, 05:25 PM
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#55
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Calgary
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"do the pants have large talons?"
-Napoleon Dynamite
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03-17-2005, 08:13 PM
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#56
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My face is a bum!
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Quote:
Originally posted by FlamesKickAss@Mar 17 2005, 06:25 PM
"do the pants have large talons?"
-Napoleon Dynamite
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AHAHAHAHAHA  Nice one
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