Finally thank you Cracked

[CaptainCrunch]

By the way they just had the ultimate gun abortion on the T.V. which was commando, which illustrated every point of the article right to the point that the villain was killed because he decided to his uzi while Arnold took his time in pulling a steam pipe off of the wall and throwing it through Bennets chest.

[GreenLantern]

MYEEEHH

THAT GUN ISNT A M CALIBER 7 ITS ACTUALLY A M CALIBER 8

MYEEEEHEHHHHH WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS MMYYEEHHH

I like thinking these myths are truth, and I will continue to do so. Don't you dare ruin my movies!

[llama64]

Meh, I just assume that on TV and in the movies they use magical death wands of awesome because real guns are boring as heck.

Do you really want to watch an epic gun battle where everyone is constantly hiding behind cover, reloading ever 10 seconds and running out of ammo? I personally can get over the reality because, well, I'm not watching a TV show/Movie for realism. If I wanted that, I'd join the army.

This is why I can't stand Mythbusters. They test the dumbest crap that hollywood puts out on the premise that people might think this stuff is real (no, only dumb people would think that). Past that, it's just two overweight guys (and one awesome stash) blowing up - with the shoddiest excuse for science ever.

Honestly, picking apart gun realism is like debating the realities of Star Trek technology.
/rant