06-10-2010, 02:26 PM
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#41
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Account Removed @ User's Request
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
While normally I embrace the double standard that is:
Male teacher humps 16 year old student = Horrible crime!
Female teacher humps 16 year old student = Nice!
I have to say, it's a little odd that you'd think this is an ego boost for the teacher.
I mean, a 16 year old boy is pretty much a sure thing, how is that an ego boost. I've humped a fatty or two (which I believe to be the legal version of a 16 year old sure thing), and do you think it lead to an ego boost, or pangs of shame?
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Just wait until it goes to court and she claims that the 16 year old seduced and raped her! 
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06-10-2010, 02:34 PM
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#42
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My face is a bum!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
My junior high school gym teacher is still serving time for sexually assaulting a high school girl.
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Niiiiiceeeee
(Assuming the teacher was female. Don't wreck this for me).
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06-10-2010, 02:39 PM
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#43
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Jordan!
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Chandler, AZ
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These kids need to stop ratting on these attractive milf teachers so future generations will be able to dip their pens into the proverbial ink.
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06-10-2010, 02:51 PM
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#44
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Vancouver
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I think of all the education that I've missed. But, then, my homework was never quite like this.
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06-10-2010, 02:56 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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^ I see what you did there. NICE!!!
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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06-10-2010, 07:51 PM
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#46
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Jeez this kid stroked two things off of the two do list at a young age. Actually three.
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Or more correctly, the teacher stroked two actually three things off your list.
Bada Bing.
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06-10-2010, 08:02 PM
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#47
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3 Wolves Short of 2 Millionth Post
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It's no wonder that out of the thirty most developed nations the US ranks 25 in science, 21 in math but 1st in confidence.
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06-10-2010, 08:20 PM
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#48
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
^ I see what you did there. NICE!!!
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It took me a bit...
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06-10-2010, 08:25 PM
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#49
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Halifax
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Quote:
Originally Posted by burnin_vernon
I think of all the education that I've missed. But, then, my homework was never quite like this.
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06-10-2010, 08:31 PM
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#50
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Calgary
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Reminds me of something that happened to me in grade 10. Female student teacher...
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06-10-2010, 08:32 PM
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#51
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: 51.04177 -114.19704
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Quote:
Originally Posted by eddly
Reminds me of something that happened to me in grade 10. Female student teacher...
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Your 10th grade student teacher read you class an article about a teacher who had sex with a student?
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06-10-2010, 08:34 PM
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#52
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by amorak
Your 10th grade student teacher read you class an article about a teacher who had sex with a student?
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No, more like what she was showing the whole class one day... maybe by accident? or perhaps not...
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06-10-2010, 10:00 PM
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#53
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I have a hard time believing she couldn't at least find someone to f*** that was her own age. She is okay looking. Average looking chicks normally have a plethora of men hanging of them. Even fat chicks often have a plethora of men hanging off them. Even fat, ugly chicks often have a plethora of men hanging off them
...and shes chooses a 16 year old?
That 16 year old wins at life
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06-10-2010, 10:08 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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As I said before, I'm highly skeptical she chose a 16 year old because she couldn't find someone her own age.
Think about yourself, if were without a partner for a while, would you start hanging out at school grounds? Of course not, because even if a kid threw themselves at you you wouldn't because you aren't attracted to kids.
So it's not a matter of finding someone her own age, it's finding someone she's attracted to.. women can be pedophiles and hebephiles too.
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Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
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06-10-2010, 10:09 PM
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#55
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Elbows Up!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boogerz
I have a hard time believing she couldn't at least find someone to f*** that was her own age. She is okay looking. Average looking chicks normally have a plethora of men hanging of them. Even fat chicks often have a plethora of men hanging off them. Even fat, ugly chicks often have a plethora of men hanging off them
...and shes chooses a 16 year old?
That 16 year old wins at life
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and has a great story for when he's out drinking with buddies when older.
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06-10-2010, 10:18 PM
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#56
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: About 5200 Miles from the Dome
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You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Winston Churchill
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06-10-2010, 10:22 PM
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#57
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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That is one parent-teacher interview i'd like to see.
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06-10-2010, 10:34 PM
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#58
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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The kids 14 year old brother wants to be at that PT interview.
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06-10-2010, 10:35 PM
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#59
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hulkrogan
Waiving a twig around in a cathedral.
(I still would)
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Flying a Cessna through the Grand Canyon.
*in before holier-than-thou JustAnotherGuy reaction*
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06-10-2010, 10:39 PM
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#60
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Woops, nevermind....
3 kids is one thing, 3 at the same time is hotdog down a hallway territory.
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Have you ever thrown a hotdog down a hallway? It just makes that analogy so much funnier, and I guarantee you if you were with me while I did it, there would be a huge massive laugh attack. I almost died during one such incident.
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