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Old 01-15-2010, 11:56 AM   #41
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I wouldn't talk about it on a public forum.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:00 PM   #42
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Nuke the entire site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:01 PM   #43
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So, who did you kill?
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:13 PM   #44
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Who did you kill?
Nobody, I could not sleep last night and I started thinking about it and figured it was an interesting topic to throw on CP. If I do end up killing somebody now though I feel I am much more prepared!
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:38 PM   #45
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Old 01-15-2010, 12:46 PM   #46
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Apparently not what this person did? I just saw this when browsing the news....


http://www.cbc.ca/canada/ottawa/stor...-homicide.html

Ottawa arrest made after body found in Montreal suitcase

A murder charge is expected against a man who turned himself in to Ottawa police after a body was found in a suitcase in downtown Montreal.

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The body of a man in his 20s was found crammed into a suitcase in a parking lot near the corner of De Bullion and Charlotte streets in downtown Montreal Thursday morning.
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:13 PM   #47
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Always a suit case.. never a big vat of acid/lime.
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Old 01-15-2010, 01:49 PM   #48
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Sloppy people and their suitcases.

If you are going to be lazy, the least you can do is grab a pair of pliers and pull all the teeth. Then throw the body in a remote dumpster drenched with gasoline (or a hotter burning fuel preferably) and torch it.

That guy who killed the playboy model in Florida did the dumpster part but forgot the teeth and she was ID'd.

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Old 01-15-2010, 01:53 PM   #49
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Always a suit case.. never a big vat of acid/lime.
You just never hear about the big vat of acid/lime....
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Old 01-15-2010, 02:11 PM   #50
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That guy who killed the playboy model in Florida did the dumpster part but forgot the teeth and she was ID'd.
No he removed the teeth and the fingers. She was identified by the serial numbers on her breast implants.
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Old 01-15-2010, 02:13 PM   #51
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Don't forget to have sex with it first.
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Old 01-15-2010, 02:21 PM   #52
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’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
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Old 01-15-2010, 02:24 PM   #53
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No he removed the teeth and the fingers. She was identified by the serial numbers on her breast implants.
No, you're confusing that with the Calgary guy who killed his California gold-digger and then himself in a motel.

I'm talking about this one:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...nightclub.html

"The charred remains of Paula Sladewski, 26, were found burning in a rubbish bin in a Miami side street last week. She was so badly burned that police had to use dental records to identify her."
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