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Old 02-25-2010, 11:39 PM   #41
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:46 PM   #42
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Heh, I've gotten the guy dressed up as a Nazi.
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:54 PM   #43
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Funny story:

Apparently yesterday, my ex-girlfriend was on this thing for some reason, and after chatting with a few strangers, she clicked next and was set up to chat with my next door neighbor and good friend (they know each other decently well). Apparently there is like minimum 20 000 people online at one time so the odds are very small of finding someone you know on there... pretty damn funny.
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Old 02-26-2010, 12:36 AM   #44
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I have been laughing for 5 minutes from this one:

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Old 02-26-2010, 12:57 AM   #45
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Stranger: hii, u a sexy chick?

You: 47 m parents basement

You: I mean yes I am a sexy chick

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:26 AM   #46
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:44 AM   #47
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I dunno, maybe it was just my luck, but I talked to a smokin hot 22 year old from Aus, and then another cute one from Korea. Pretty boring though. Unless you're into this sorta thing.
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Old 02-26-2010, 07:20 AM   #48
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I just keep getting guys who have no shirts on or groups of foreign kids.
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Old 02-26-2010, 07:51 AM   #49
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I got your Mom... and then I ran into her on chatting with strangers.


BOOOOO YA

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Old 02-26-2010, 08:18 AM   #50
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I got your Mom... and then I ran into her on chatting with strangers.


BOOOOO YA

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Old 02-26-2010, 09:54 AM   #51
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I just saw a guy jerking off. Sofa king gross.
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Old 02-26-2010, 10:08 AM   #52
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Sorry about that
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Old 02-26-2010, 10:08 AM   #53
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Still doesnt work
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Old 02-26-2010, 11:23 AM   #54
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I'm going to paste a photo of Paris hilton on my face and get on this thing.
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Old 02-26-2010, 03:28 PM   #55
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Okay, this thing is just effed up. Half the people are stroking it, half look at you and go WTF, and the one girl I got was 12.

But I did get a guy in a funny hat. That was a little more interesting.
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Old 02-26-2010, 04:22 PM   #56
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This thing is crazy stupid.
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Old 02-26-2010, 04:47 PM   #57
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I can't get the website to work anymore on both Safari and Firefox on my mac. The thing at the top just stays on "entering" and never changes.
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Old 02-26-2010, 04:59 PM   #58
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Every person on that thing whacking off is from 4chan, and all the girls are gifs put on by people from 4chan.
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Old 02-26-2010, 05:35 PM   #59
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lol.

this thread is awesome.
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Old 02-26-2010, 06:29 PM   #60
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This is the first time I tried this and I actually had 2 decent convos - one random dude from France and a girl from London.

In the process of finding these two needles in the haystack, I saw not one, not two, but THREE people stroking it in a row.
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