12-26-2009, 01:38 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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I got woken up by the doorbell ringing at 7am. Two greasy looking guys in black leather jackets were there with a humongous box on a dolly. One of them told me "You smell like ass. Just take it and keep your fataing mouth shut."
All the labels on the box were torn off except for a few letters and numbers "WM280 ..."
I'm afraid to open it. What should I do?
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Eberle said, "It was one of the more special ones I've had. You don't score your first NHL goal too many times."
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12-26-2009, 01:40 AM
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#42
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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a bulk package of condoms wrapped in wallpaper.
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12-26-2009, 02:02 AM
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#43
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: NE Calgary
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I got drunk.
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12-26-2009, 02:16 AM
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#44
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: beautiful calgary alberta
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slap chop!
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I'm comin to town, and hell's comin with me
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12-26-2009, 07:42 AM
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#45
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: hammer of justice crushes you
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All I got was one of these badboys:
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12-26-2009, 08:42 AM
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#46
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Disenfranchised
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I got a few odds and ends this year ... mostly gift cards or money at this point ... but easily the best gift I got was a nap yesterday. It was heaven.
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12-26-2009, 09:04 AM
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#47
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by fotze
Jesus, what neighborhood do you live in?
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More like which neighbourhood did he burglarize?
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12-26-2009, 09:22 AM
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#48
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Not sure
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New video card ATI 5770
Wolfenstein
Under the Dome,Steven King
StarTrek
Inglorious Bastiges (can't believe that's blocked)
Chocolate
Odds and ends.
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12-26-2009, 10:34 AM
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#49
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
a bulk package of condoms wrapped in wallpaper.
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Best Karl Pilkington reference EVER!!!
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But living an honest life - for that you need the truth. That's the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, leads to liberation and dignity. -Ricky Gervais
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12-26-2009, 10:37 AM
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#50
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Phew, I was starting to think nobody would get it.
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12-26-2009, 10:38 AM
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#51
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
Phew, I was starting to think nobody would get it.
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For what it's worth though, it was an industrial sized box of condoms. 
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But living an honest life - for that you need the truth. That's the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, leads to liberation and dignity. -Ricky Gervais
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12-26-2009, 11:58 AM
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#52
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Franchise Player
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A laptop
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12-26-2009, 12:04 PM
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#53
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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- Almost a $2000 in cash
- $250 in gift cards
- 1TB External HD
- Electric shaver
- Theo's book
- A few small things like mouth wash, deodorant, tooth paste, etc.
Nothing too exciting this year but I did pretty good.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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12-26-2009, 12:05 PM
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#54
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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Just money.
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12-26-2009, 12:07 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by oilers_fan
For what it's worth though, it was an industrial sized box of condoms. |
oh well.
Can't wait for the HBO show.
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12-26-2009, 12:11 PM
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#56
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Retro Regher Jersey
Cologne
Cash
DVDs
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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12-26-2009, 12:14 PM
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#57
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars
oh well.
Can't wait for the HBO show.
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Yeah no doubt. I hope it's going to be on HBO Canada. I will subscribe just for that.
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But living an honest life - for that you need the truth. That's the other thing I learned that day, that the truth, however shocking or uncomfortable, leads to liberation and dignity. -Ricky Gervais
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12-26-2009, 12:39 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SW
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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
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Really!?
..And yes, 100% Noob.
A PM with some Info would be fantastic! 
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12-26-2009, 12:44 PM
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#59
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Likes Cartoons
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- The whole green, yellow, red line of Lacoste cologne...for some reason.
- couple pairs of seven jeans...actually, I got a ton of clothes this year
- George Foreman grill
- Toaster
- Steak knives
- lots and lots of gift cards
- IWC ingenieur chronograph
- Gordon Ramsay cook book
- Lots of cookware from Happy Cook
- bottle of Screaming Eagle Cabernet 2005
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12-26-2009, 12:46 PM
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#60
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
Nothing.
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Isn't the Oilers in last place what you asked for?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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