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Old 12-26-2009, 01:38 AM   #41
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I got woken up by the doorbell ringing at 7am. Two greasy looking guys in black leather jackets were there with a humongous box on a dolly. One of them told me "You smell like ass. Just take it and keep your fataing mouth shut."

All the labels on the box were torn off except for a few letters and numbers "WM280 ..."

I'm afraid to open it. What should I do?
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Old 12-26-2009, 01:40 AM   #42
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a bulk package of condoms wrapped in wallpaper.
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Old 12-26-2009, 02:02 AM   #43
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I got drunk.
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Old 12-26-2009, 02:16 AM   #44
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slap chop!
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Old 12-26-2009, 07:42 AM   #45
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All I got was one of these badboys:

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Old 12-26-2009, 08:42 AM   #46
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I got a few odds and ends this year ... mostly gift cards or money at this point ... but easily the best gift I got was a nap yesterday. It was heaven.
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Old 12-26-2009, 09:04 AM   #47
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Jesus, what neighborhood do you live in?
More like which neighbourhood did he burglarize?
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Old 12-26-2009, 09:22 AM   #48
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Old 12-26-2009, 10:34 AM   #49
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a bulk package of condoms wrapped in wallpaper.
Best Karl Pilkington reference EVER!!!
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Old 12-26-2009, 10:37 AM   #50
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Phew, I was starting to think nobody would get it.
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Old 12-26-2009, 10:38 AM   #51
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Phew, I was starting to think nobody would get it.
For what it's worth though, it was an industrial sized box of condoms.
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Old 12-26-2009, 11:58 AM   #52
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Old 12-26-2009, 12:04 PM   #53
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- Almost a $2000 in cash
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- Theo's book
- A few small things like mouth wash, deodorant, tooth paste, etc.

Nothing too exciting this year but I did pretty good.
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Old 12-26-2009, 12:05 PM   #54
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Old 12-26-2009, 12:07 PM   #55
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For what it's worth though, it was an industrial sized box of condoms.
oh well.

Can't wait for the HBO show.
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Old 12-26-2009, 12:11 PM   #56
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Old 12-26-2009, 12:14 PM   #57
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oh well.

Can't wait for the HBO show.
Yeah no doubt. I hope it's going to be on HBO Canada. I will subscribe just for that.
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Old 12-26-2009, 12:39 PM   #58
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Really!?

..And yes, 100% Noob.

A PM with some Info would be fantastic!
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Old 12-26-2009, 12:44 PM   #59
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- The whole green, yellow, red line of Lacoste cologne...for some reason.
- couple pairs of seven jeans...actually, I got a ton of clothes this year
- George Foreman grill
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- lots and lots of gift cards
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Nothing.
Isn't the Oilers in last place what you asked for?
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