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Old 10-14-2009, 07:15 PM   #41
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the better question is.........if you had a gun to your head and the gun holder made you do one of the two, what would you do? either.....

go down on your mom or go down on your dad......what would it be?? haha
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:24 PM   #42
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I'd take the bullet.
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2 and then 1 would be my vote. If I raised the cup with the flames I could have anyone I wanted....

like miranda lambert..... mmmmmm



What's with the forehead? If you see this girl sans make-up, you are going the other direction.
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:26 PM   #44
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What's with the forehead? If you see this girl sans make-up, you are going the other direction.

No kidding! You could fit a whole other face on that forehead!!

...Queue the "Yeah, but you don't _ _ _ _ the face" Comments.
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:28 PM   #45
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Would you rather: win the lady byng or go door to door selling girl-scout cookies?
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:31 PM   #46
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Would you rather: win the lady byng or go door to door selling girl-scout cookies?
At least you can eat the girl-scout cookies.
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:14 PM   #47
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I'd take the Lady Byng, because it would means I'm making millions.
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:49 PM   #48
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Taylor Swift for sure, don't get me wrong I love the Flames, but I can't love them with my penis.
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God I'll get crucified for this, but Taylor Swift isn't even close to hot. Weird alien looking chick, like Uma Thurman style. I'll take the Cup every time. Make it someone halfway decent and maybe. Kate Beckinsale perhaps.
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God I'll get crucified for this, but Taylor Swift isn't even close to hot. Weird alien looking chick, like Uma Thurman style. I'll take the Cup every time. Make it someone halfway decent and maybe. Kate Beckinsale perhaps.
she looks like a 12 year old girl to me (Swift), I don't see the attraction at all. Kate Beckinsale.... sign me up for that.
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Old 10-15-2009, 08:44 AM   #51
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she looks like a 12 year old girl to me (Swift), I don't see the attraction at all. Kate Beckinsale.... sign me up for that.
You know what is awesome about having sex with a 12 year old girl?

Her chest looks like that of a 12 year old boy...
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The way i see it is if you win the cup any girl will have you

even if you are a 4th line tough guy with no teeth

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You know what is awesome about having sex with a 12 year old girl?

Her chest looks like that of a 12 year old boy...
Has a post ever matched an avatar quite so well?
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The Cup. I'm not attracted to Taylor Swift at all.
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she looks like a 12 year old girl to me (Swift), I don't see the attraction at all. Kate Beckinsale.... sign me up for that.
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Old 10-15-2009, 09:45 PM   #58
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Taylor Swift over the Cup, and that's that. Kate Beckinsale is super hot, but she smokes...though for one night with her I'm sure I could forgive her for that.
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No kidding! You could fit a whole other face on that forehead!!

...Queue the "Yeah, but you don't _ _ _ _ the face" Comments.
You don't look at the mantle when you're poking the fire.

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I'm glad I took this conversation to a better place. Kate Beckinsale or the Cup, dammit that's a tough decision.
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