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Old 10-13-2009, 10:24 AM   #41
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You just answered your own question.
Eat beef jerky! More a snack food then.

This is the meat to show that there is a God.
Chinese beef brisket and tendon. Sooo fatty and the sauce is the best to go on rice.

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Its good for him, its good for his reputation, and he usually gets a free breakfest out of it if he stuffs well.
Does breakfast include bacon?
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Old 10-13-2009, 10:27 AM   #43
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If you don't get bacon you didn't do a very good job and need to practice your stuffing skills.

If she throws a box of cereal at you and pours milk down the back of your shift, you should maybe give up the art of stuffing and buy the boxed variety.
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Old 10-13-2009, 10:28 AM   #44
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I guess that's why evilcougar never gives me bacon.
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Old 10-13-2009, 10:33 AM   #45
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Which means your well on the way to becoming the sexless inn keeper.

Charging for WiFi seems so chincy.
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Old 10-13-2009, 10:39 AM   #46
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does it matter what the purpose is if it tastes good?
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^^^I'm with the evil one, I hate stuffing. Except I call it "turkey edema".

Why don't people stuff their turkeys with nacho chips? That I would eat.

"Hey, jammies, have some turkey-flavoured cheezy nacho chips!"
"Yes, thank you, I will partake of this dish. Mmm mmm. Tasty. Even if it came out of a turkey's ass."
You'd totally end up with uber soggy nachos though.

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Having tried many different forms of stuffing, I still love my mom's the best - it's very simple, I rip up a few loaves of bread, we sautee onions & celery in (real) butter that is then poured over/mixed into the bread and is then flavoured with salt, pepper & poultry season to taste before it's crammed into a waiting turkey's orifices. I just got hungry typing that.....
Hahahaha, perfect description.
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Reading this thread, I just had a shocking revelation: stuffing + bacon. Get a block of slab bacon, cut into into cubes and lightly pan fry, then put it in with the bread and celery and onion and seasonings, cook, and then serve. It seriously makes my mouth salivate just to type that. Holy crap. I know what I'm making for Christmas this year...
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Stuffing = Deliciousness
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Reading this thread, I just had a shocking revelation: stuffing + bacon. Get a block of slab bacon, cut into into cubes and lightly pan fry, then put it in with the bread and celery and onion and seasonings, cook, and then serve. It seriously makes my mouth salivate just to type that. Holy crap. I know what I'm making for Christmas this year...
You might enjoy this German "delicacy":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmaltz

Schmaltz or schmalz is renderedpig, chicken, or goosefat used for frying or as a spread on bread, especially in German and Polish cuisine. Someone with wealth, may be given the name schmalz, seeing as someone with money could afford 'schmalz' meat. The brown fatty residue left in the pan after frying bacon is schmalz (although the melted fat that is usually referred to as schmalz has a whitish color).
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See, I don't know why EC is getting so much grief.

She doesn't like stuffing, bacon or watermelon but I think those are awesome so I could take care of those items and she could have my beets, tomatoes, and brussel sprouts.
That would be a win-win.
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You'd totally end up with uber soggy nachos though.
You're saying this like it's *bad* - it'd be like those taco-in-a-bag things!

I should take it to Stampede next year: "Jammies' Cheeze'n'Turkey Nacho-like Substance Shack." Right beside the first-aid station - just in case.
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You're saying this like it's *bad* - it'd be like those taco-in-a-bag things!

I should take it to Stampede next year: "Jammies' Cheeze'n'Turkey Nacho-like Substance Shack." Right beside the first-aid station - just in case.
Across the street from the porto john, I assume.
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Across the street from the porto john, I assume.
Ooh, good call! Would you like to work the booth as a "Cheezeneer"? A man with your acuity could sell a lot of product!
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Only if you can get MissKat to work with me.
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Only if you can get MissKat to work with me.
Your skirt better cover your knees at the job interview!
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Fine, but I'm still wearing a sleeveless t, so everyone who sees me can have their two free tickets to the gun show.
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I wonder what stuffing made with bacon and watermelon would be like.
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Oddly enough, i hate stuffing. It's one of like 5 foods i hate. Watermelon and bacon are also on that list.
how can anyone hate bacon?!!?!? I am shocked!
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Old 10-13-2009, 08:54 PM   #60
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Are you guys ready for this? Bacon lovers?

Take a chicken wrap it in bacon... stuff it into a duck. Now take the chicken stuffed duck, wrap it in bacon and stuff it all in a Turkey. Now Wrap your Turkey up in some peppered bacon. Mmmmm heart attack



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http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken...pped-in-bacon/
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