There's that word again, 'heavy'. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?
Oh! I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug store, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.
My insurance? It's your car. Your insurance should pay for it. I wanna know who's gonna pay for this. I spilled beer all over when that car smashed into me. Who's gonna pay my cleaning bill?
My favorite Pulp fiction quote. Well, it's more of a dialog, but I like it.
Brett: What? Jules: What country are you from? Brett: What? What? Wh - ? Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: English, mother$@#%&*, do you speak it? Brett: Yes! Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother$%*#@&, say what one more Goddamn time!
Another Jack quote that is my personal favorite from the movie "As Good as it Gets"
When asked how he writes women's viewpoints so well in his romance novels, Mevin proclaims: "I start with a man and take away reason and accountability"
Another favorite of mine is in Half Baked when they get the munchies attack.
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyuns.
