Would you date a dumb hottie?

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by StoneCole

Seriously? You're thinking about ditching her now? Dude:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...hree+date+rule

Unless she's wizened up to guys sticking with her for 3 dates and then ditching her.

Although if she thinks Africa is a country, perhaps she hasn't noticed the 3-date and ditch pattern.

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

The third date is the test drive date. Take her for a spin around the living room on the couch. You can live with stupid for a while if its eyeball rolling travel through time amazing sex.

This.

Also, if there's nothing else in it but the sex and you're ready to break it off.... try for a threesome first. Hot chicks usually have some hot friends.

[Bobblehead]

Originally Posted by Phaneuf3

This.

Also, if there's nothing else in it but the sex and you're ready to break it off.... try for a threesome first. Hot chicks usually have some hot friends.

Be careful with that - some hot chicks don't like competition and have "friends with nice personalities".

[Rifleman]

Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy

Go on a few dates and enjoy the world. Be entertained by who she is. There must be something about her that attracted you to her in the first place.

Probably her D-cups.

Originally Posted by JustAnotherGuy

Let it develop and end up like it should be.

In a donkey punch?

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by Bobblehead

Be careful with that - some hot chicks don't like competition and have "friends with nice personalities".

She doesn't sound smart enough to think of that.

[Ozy_Flame]

You know what Bruce, I'd hit it up...Maybe she can learn a thing or two from you (most likely not), but at least you can turn to your friends and say "Yeah man, I wrecked that chick all night."

She'd probably be too stupid anyways to know that you have an intellectual and far more interesting girlfriend on the side.

[Ozy_Flame]

Originally Posted by Rifleman

Probably her D-cups.

I'm going to tell you gentlemen right now, D-Cups are freakin' fantastic during all the foreplay and the journey to the sacred valley...Then once you get there it's kinda like "meh."

Hot, dumb girls who know their breasts are nice aren't as much fun as those normal types who are modest (if not ashamed) of their D-cups...Makes for a more intriguing pursuit.

[Ford Prefect]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

Then, the most horrible thing happened. She think people who watch hockey are rednecks. When I told her I enjoy watching hockey, she said I didn't look like a redneck. Seriously, I believe this confused her because in her world, HOCKEY = REDNECK and there is no way around it. She also believes hockey is dirty. What?

So what is a redneck supposed to look like? Larry The Cable Guy? Red Green? A trucker? A farmer? WDF. You should tell her that a person would never guess she's a dumb bitch just by looking at her.

[an_album_cover]

Go for one last date with her.

1. Pick her up, drive a good distance from her place.

2. Pull it out while driving.

3. If she does nothing, stop the car and kick her out.

4. Yell, "Tease!"

5. Drive away.

[dissentowner]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

The third date is the test drive date. Take her for a spin around the living room on the couch. You can live with stupid for a while if its eyeball rolling travel through time amazing sex.

What this man said! If you can tolerate her as a friend then you can probably tolerate her even more constantly on the end of your

[TheyCallMeBruce]

So the consensus seems to be "Go for the third date and see what happens."

[Ozy_Flame]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

So the consensus seems to be "Go for the third date and see what happens."

Hey, if CP told you to do it, you better damn well do it, brudda!!

[moncton golden flames]

i'd say you need to take that test drive before you decide if it's worth it or not. personally, i'd take a run at her before giving up. in my experience, great sex can make you look at somebody differently.

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

So the consensus seems to be "Go for the third date and see what happens."

Hot beats dumb every time. Go and get some, good luck.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally Posted by SteveToms

If by date, you mean nail her once, then move on to someone smarter and attractive then yes.

If you mean date, like date date, then no.

Originally Posted by Weiser Wonder

Well at least see if the sex is good. Just be careful, dumb ones have feelings too.

These are the correct answers. With great power comes great responsibility. It's obvious you two have no future so either get down to business or end it. It would be silly to carry on when you know it's doomed. Action is good but in situations like that you can really hurt a girl's feelings.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Weiser Wonder

Well Just be careful, dumb ones have feelings too.

Yes . . . but they can be easily distracted with laser pointers.

[krazycanuck]

Originally Posted by Rifleman

Probably her D-cups.

[FanIn80]

You should at least wait until you meet her friends before you dump her. You never know, there's bound to be a smart one there somewhere. Also see if she has a sister, sisters are sometimes opposites.

Don't worry about the morality of dumping her for her friend. If she worships Paris Hilton, then she's probably not the type to care about (or even notice) that type of thing. Actually, now that I think about it, you might want to sort through some of her home movies when you get the chance...


Edit: Tongue in cheek, btw.

[HOOT]

Date - Yes.
Marry - No.

Just have some fun and throw it in here for a few months of the summer and have some fun. When the snow starts break up and find a winter girlfriend you can stand being inside with hours at a time.

[troutman]

She wasnt 2 bright
But I could tell when she kissed me
She knew how 2 get her kicks

- Prince