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View Poll Results: Who should Archie Marry?
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Betty
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Veronica
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Someone else
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05-28-2009, 09:06 AM
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#41
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Join Date: Apr 2004
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Also Arch, it should have been her.
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05-28-2009, 09:11 AM
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#42
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Another blow to us Girl Next Door types, once again getting passed over for the high maintenance bitchy girl! Why Archie, why?
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05-28-2009, 09:27 AM
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#43
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Toronto
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I for one perfer the girl next door type 
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05-28-2009, 09:37 AM
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#44
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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I always thought Archie was gay.
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05-28-2009, 09:43 AM
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Norm!
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Moose and Midge are probably gay. It just seems so obvious.
Of course Moose is in all kinds of denial during the day, but at night he hangs out in a club called Chaps.
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05-28-2009, 09:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissTeeks
Another blow to us Girl Next Door types, once again getting passed over for the high maintenance bitchy girl! Why Archie, why?
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It's not like females have a long history of choosing nice guys over jerks. Most (not all) girls I know who are an 8 or better (ie. they have their choice of guys), ends up hooking up with a jerk.
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05-28-2009, 10:05 AM
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Norm!
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Dilton who many considered to be the smartest person at Riverdale highschool goes on to get a full scholarship at MIT. During a late night experiment where he tries to invent a diamond shaped breakfeast cereal an explosion rips through the lab scaring him which destroys his romantic relationship with Cherry Blossom. Now completely mad and hideous Dilton decides to get revenge on the Riverdale gang who used him to cheat on tests and do their homework.
The first person that he runs into is Chuck Clayton a minorly successful cartoon artist (He has credits on Garfield, Marmaduke, Family Circus and Cathy) who moved from Riverdale to Honky Tonk South Carolina where he can fit into the community and no longer be the token character that he was in Riverdale.
The insane, disfigured but brilliant Dilton corners him in a dark alley after work one night. He uses his new superweapon the bleach cannon, which for one brief second turns the former Riverdale token white. Then Dilton rams him through the chest with a 6 foot length of Rebar killing him.
The last we see of Diltin is him driving towards Riverdale while muttering, "Sven, your next, this is for all those 'afterschool projects' in the janitors office".
Oh and he takes on the villianous name of the Dark FUBAR
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05-28-2009, 10:42 AM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by fatso
I have a million things to get to on my desk, and yet I can't stop laughing long enough to start. Hilarious stuff CaptainCrunch! Dilton certainly has a Dr. Doom vibe about him!
What about Jughead's cousin Souphead? And Mr. Flutesnoot?
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Not much is known about what happened to cousin Souphead. After a visit to see Cousin Jughead and realizing that he'd become a pale imitation of Jabba the Hut, Souphead goes for a walk in the back alley's of china town to clear his head and is never seen again. However Lin Ye Tang's house of budget chinese food rolls out a whole new menu of tasty soups touting their ancient chinese secret which creates incredible flavor and texture.
Mr Flutesnoot the schools chemistry professor and music teacher runs into real bad situations. He's fired from Riverdale highschool after being accussed of inappropriate fondling Miss Grundy. Jobless and with his teachers certificate suspended, Flutesnoot moves to New York and rediscovers his love of music as he becomes the best known club DJ Chemistry in North America.
One night as the club is cleaning up, Flutesnoot goes out for a 420 break in the back alley where he is confronted by Dark FUBAR who unleashes his latest super weapon the piston powered ball smasher. Dark FUBAR screams "Its your fault, you were my chemistry professor, and look at me now"
Flutesnoot dies of traumatic injuries to the genitals.
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05-28-2009, 10:45 AM
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#51
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OK I'm probably the only one but who the hell is everyone talking about? Is this some sort of celebrity wedding that for some reason everyone seems to care about?
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05-28-2009, 10:46 AM
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#52
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Pants Tent
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Betty was always nicer! Veronica and her dad are stuck up!
Boooooo Archie!
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05-28-2009, 10:47 AM
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#53
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Pants Tent
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Originally Posted by J pold
OK I'm probably the only one but who the hell is everyone talking about? Is this some sort of celebrity wedding that for some reason everyone seems to care about?
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The Archie comic books. For decades, a major theme was that the protagonist Archie was dating both down to earth Betty and the rich Veronica. In an upcoming issue, apparently, he proposes to Veronica.
For those of us who read the comic books when we were younger, this is quite a shock.
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05-28-2009, 10:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kipper is King
The Archie comic books. For decades, a major theme was that the protagonist Archie was dating both down to earth Betty and the rich Veronica. In an upcoming issue, apparently, he proposes to Veronica.
For those of us who read the comic books when we were younger, this is quite a shock.
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OHHHhhhhh those comics, alright yeah now this makes sense. I was never into those things, the only thing I could remember was Jughead.
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05-28-2009, 10:55 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, ON
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I vote for Midge:
or Cheryl:
or Lucky Penny ... she was cute if I recall correctly.
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05-28-2009, 10:58 AM
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#56
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Saint John, NB
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I say he is making the right move.. Marry Veronica for the cash lay low for a while then pick up things on the side with his true love betty.
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05-28-2009, 11:51 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Edmonton in body.... The Dome in spirit
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Originally Posted by 4X4
a'la Skinner and Krabapple.
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Bart's teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall!
Back on topic. I alway imagined that Archie would end up with Betty. Hopefully it's a long engagement so Archie has time to realize that Ronnie's a b!tch.
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05-28-2009, 11:53 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Coincidence?
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05-28-2009, 12:11 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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In other news, Smithers was busted for installing cameras in Veronica's shower and secretely taping Betty and Veronica in the pool and changing room and sauna.
He's now a registered sex criminal for exploitation of minors (Betty and Veronica are only 16 afterall! Think about that next time you are drooling over them in their bikinis!) and was serving time in Riverdale Pen when he was killed by a shiv. Rumor has it that his killer was paid by Lodge industries.
Archie proposes to Veronica in this time of confusion and pain, taking advantage of her to agree to a marriage without a pre-nup. 5 years later on, he will take her for all her millions and run away with Betty Cooper in his Ford Mustang convertible.
Last edited by Hack&Lube; 05-28-2009 at 12:15 PM.
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05-28-2009, 12:18 PM
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#60
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One of the Nine
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I had to vote for Veronica. Betty's too much of a pushover.
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