04-02-2009, 10:43 AM
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Norm!
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Have you had to add to your sock collection yet?
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04-02-2009, 10:49 AM
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#42
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Dead Rear, AB
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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
Does anyone else drink those tall cans of coconut water you can buy at the grocery store, with the little chunks of what I assume (and hope) is coconut? I love those things.
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Can you post a pic of said coconut water? If not, are they black cans? I only ask because they sell exactly that here in China and if so, then my answer is yes. Not bad, but not my favorite.
On a somewhat related note, do they sell Nescafe coffee in a can yet in Canada? Those things are like heaven!
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04-02-2009, 10:50 AM
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#43
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Lifetime Suspension
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Couldn't you just monitor a few plants in your basement for some ready cash? Or pop a couple of Asians? These activities wouldn't be too tiring along with good remuneration. A little danger involved working for one of the gangs but you would be freelance.
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04-02-2009, 11:00 AM
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#44
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Franchise Player
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As someone who is a highly motivated Type A kinda guy, I have to ask: Does it bother you to be a lazy slackard? 
Do you get couch sores?
What's afternoon TV like?
Aren't you kind of young to be doing double naps on weekdays>
So many questions, but that'll do for now. Is it time for your first daily nap?
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04-02-2009, 11:01 AM
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#45
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Originally Posted by Torture
Love the tags BTW. |
I scanned down to see the tags and accidentally read the Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread:
I thought the tags were - "HalifaxDrunk, skippy, octothorp, Jayems"
I was very honored for a moment, then confused, then angry, then I took a nap then back to honored...
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The Following User Says Thank You to HalifaxDrunk For This Useful Post:
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04-02-2009, 11:03 AM
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#46
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Originally Posted by MoneyGuy
As someone who is a highly motivated Type A kinda guy, I have to ask: Does it bother you to be a lazy slackard?
Do you get couch sores?
What's afternoon TV like?
Aren't you kind of young to be doing double naps on weekdays>
So many questions, but that'll do for now. Is it time for your first daily nap? |
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry,
followed by
"Yooooooooouuuuuurrrrrrrr, pause X 10, NOT the babies father"
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04-02-2009, 11:10 AM
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#47
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by HPLovecraft
read a book
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I don't know but I don't think a "real Slacker" would have the time or energy to read a book..
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04-02-2009, 11:11 AM
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#48
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Do you fear becoming a hobo and getting stabbed?
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04-02-2009, 11:16 AM
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#49
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Franchise Player
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Have you figured out the perfect rotation of afternoon court shows so that you never have a break in the action! Theres about 10 of them, spanning 20 different channels! Plus different time zones! Nothing worse then flipping to 2PM and realizing you already watched the Judge Joe Brown at 9AM!
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04-02-2009, 11:18 AM
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#50
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
Do you fear becoming a hobo and getting stabbed?
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I think hes in a greater danger of being stabbed by his girlfriend.
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The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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04-02-2009, 11:20 AM
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Pants Tent
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You talk about watching Seinfeld. Don't lie- I bet you are an avid fan of The View and Rachel Ray! 
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04-02-2009, 12:12 PM
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#52
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Guest
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Do slackers shower every day? Or just when you start to smell ripe?
Do you find you eat more?
When playoffs start, will you watch the away games at home or will you go out somewhere to watch?
Will you leave the house to get decent porn? Or just get lame porn from Shaw PPV?
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04-02-2009, 12:19 PM
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#53
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: On Jessica Albas chest
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Are you heading to Edmonton with a craving for BPs and/or KFC???
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04-02-2009, 12:19 PM
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#54
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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For a slacking bum hes been off CP an awfully long time.
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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04-02-2009, 12:26 PM
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Pants Tent
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Originally Posted by Poison
Are you heading to Edmonton with a craving for BPs and/or KFC???
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He's a slacker, he's not insane! 
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04-02-2009, 12:27 PM
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#56
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: in transit
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Originally Posted by Locke
For a slacking bum hes been off CP an awfully long time.
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He must have gone out to get porn instead of staying in.
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04-02-2009, 12:30 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: On Jessica Albas chest
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Originally Posted by Kipper is King
He's a slacker, he's not insane! |
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!
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04-02-2009, 01:14 PM
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#58
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Pants Tent
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I know he commented about that stuff in previous threads. I'm making a joke.
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04-02-2009, 01:18 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by ok, ok,....I get it
Does your G/F ready CP?
If she does will she be pi$$ you are using her?
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Sometimes she does. Hey, I'm not using her! She knows full well I'm slacking. It's hard to miss it.
Yeah, so I took my sweet time coming back here. I was having a nap. I was slowly falling asleep on the couch, with a can of coconut water in my hand. Love that stuff! I am slowly working at building my anticipation of the Flames game tonight, and that will likely take all day. Building anticipation is HARD work.
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04-02-2009, 01:22 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VANFLAMESFAN
How do you have a girlfriend??
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That's what I'd like to know!
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