03-30-2009, 04:13 PM
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First of all, I love Littlest Hobo..................and I know the words to that song by heart.
You guys trashing Mr. ShamWow for hitting a woman are a little off base IMO.
What was he supposed to do, allow her to bite his tongue and face off?
Sometimes a lady needs to be put in her place.............
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03-30-2009, 04:21 PM
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#42
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Originally Posted by ok, ok,....I get it
Sweet!
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Fixed.
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03-30-2009, 04:24 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck
First of all, I love Littlest Hobo..................and I know the words to that song by heart.
You guys trashing Mr. ShamWow for hitting a woman are a little off base IMO.
What was he supposed to do, allow her to bite his tongue and face off?
Sometimes a lady needs to be put in her place.............
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I guess for a thousand bucks he was either expecting a Girl Friend Experience (ewww)
Or he forgot the cardinal rules of hooking, no kissing.
I don't know, I looked at that picture and its pretty clear that he punched her a lot more then once.
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03-30-2009, 04:25 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I guess for a thousand bucks he was either expecting a Girl Friend Experience (ewww)
Or he forgot the cardinal rules of hooking, no kissing.
I don't know, I looked at that picture and its pretty clear that he punched her a lot more then once.
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Maybe she fell down the stairs. No freaking way am I resorting to using green text.
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03-30-2009, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck
First of all, I love Littlest Hobo..................and I know the words to that song by heart.
You guys trashing Mr. ShamWow for hitting a woman are a little off base IMO.
What was he supposed to do, allow her to bite his tongue and face off?
Sometimes a lady needs to be put in her place.............
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He didn't have to beat the crap out of her. I think a tittie twister would have gotten her to release the tongue. Then he could have given her an Angry Pirate.
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03-30-2009, 04:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by 4X4
He didn't have to beat the crap out of her. I think a tittie twister would have gotten her to release the tongue. Then he could have given her an Angry Pirate. |
For some reason I find disturbing sex acts that are given cute names to be hilarious.
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03-30-2009, 04:29 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by CrusaderPi
Maybe she fell down the stairs. No freaking way am I resorting to using green text.
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That reminds me of a robot chicken skit where a husband and wife are sitting in an office in front of a guy and she's got a shiner and the husband says "She ran into a doorknob"
The guy behind the desk hands him a brochure and says "Maybe you'd be interested in our line of nurf door knobs."
And the husband says "You got any nurf stairs, she falls down the stairs a lot"
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03-30-2009, 04:30 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I don't know, I looked at that picture and its pretty clear that he punched her a lot more then once.
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Punched? Maybe it was just one hit of the SlapChop that did all that!
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03-30-2009, 05:14 PM
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#49
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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"Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported."
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Not to sidetrack, but what is the deal with this ridiculous sentence?
"Both people smelled of alcohol" taken?
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03-30-2009, 06:08 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kalispell, Montana
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Word is the pro told Vince "You need to finish in the next 20 minutes, because we can't do this all day"
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03-30-2009, 06:54 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
i'm thinking for a 1000 bucks it better be sex for the ages, you know the toe curling crying out to whatever diety you worship needing 2 gallons of gateraide and an ice bag for your naughty bits type of sex.
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Excellent. Now I know what I should start charging. Thanks for the tips.
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04-09-2009, 08:52 PM
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#52
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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I wonder if they shared the same room in the hospital? It's not like they can continue their fight since they're both handcuffed to their respective beds.
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04-09-2009, 09:57 PM
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#53
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First Line Centre
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04-09-2009, 11:23 PM
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#54
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Displaced Flames fan
Word is the pro told Vince "You need to finish in the next 20 minutes, because we can't do this all day"
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And he said "Are ya following me camera guy..." Then she bit his tongue.
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04-10-2009, 12:32 AM
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Originally Posted by RW99
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Haha, that was awesome!
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04-10-2009, 02:30 AM
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#57
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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Originally Posted by RW99
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Olivia Munn is the sole reason that i watch this show, good lord
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04-10-2009, 02:42 AM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda
Olivia Munn is the sole reason that i watch this show, good lord
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She's fallen off the radar for me. I think I've seen too many cut-off-blood-circulation-jeans. 
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