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Old 03-29-2009, 11:11 AM   #41
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That post is useless without pics of your past and/or current girlfriend(s).
Are we using "girlfriend" in the most liberal sense of the word?
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:33 PM   #42
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Is that the same chick? When I first saw the photo I thought it was two different girls. It looks like she has a completely different haircut.
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:34 PM   #43
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Is that the same chick? When I first saw the photo I thought it was two different girls. It looks like she has a completely different haircut.
You can work magic with a shamwow and a slapchop!
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:40 PM   #44
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They are two previous mugshots from 2005 and 2008.
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Old 03-29-2009, 02:18 PM   #45
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Old 03-29-2009, 03:31 PM   #46
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Too much crystal for this guy. What a knob.
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Old 03-29-2009, 04:05 PM   #47
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He admits it cleans up blood in this version.

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Old 06-05-2009, 05:47 PM   #48
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I know it's been semi-mentioned but I saw this commercial today and couldn't stop laughing at some of the things he said while knowing about him and that hooker.

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Great bump. I just went through the thread and had a good laugh!
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:24 PM   #51
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Wow. I really want a slap chop now. I like his nuts. They look good to go on icecream. Especially with a cookie.
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Old 06-05-2009, 06:40 PM   #52
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Even better is the dance remix:

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Wow. I really want a slap chop now. I like his nuts. They look good to go on icecream. Especially with a cookie.
You can do it with one finger. You can use your whole hand if you want. Even kids can do it.
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Old 06-05-2009, 08:14 PM   #54
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watching the slap chop commercial right now!
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Even better is the dance remix:
I give you 247 thanks for this. Awesome.
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:33 PM   #56
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ha ha ha i just saw the slap chop commercial for the first time.

"Be like Vince and slap your problems away"

so funny
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Anytime I see the commercial on TV now, I have to watch the remix version of it.

Now that version would sell Slap Chops.
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Old 06-27-2009, 12:15 AM   #59
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Oh my god, Slap Chop remix is the best thing ever.

The lady laughing at the end is hysterically epic.
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