02-27-2009, 09:31 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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The Macs surgeon thing is arguably the ballsiest thing I have heard in a long time.
I get the mental imagine of some East Indian dude, a motel sewing kit and bottle of Wild Turkey...
flameswin: "Is this going to hurt?"
Macs Surgeon: "Oh yes! Very much!!"
flameswin: "Auuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Macs Surgeon: "Drink teh Turkey!! Drink teh Turkey!!"
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02-27-2009, 09:38 AM
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#42
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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This thread is a great example of why CP is my favorite thing on the internet. I just laughed my ass right off for the last 3 minutes. I love that a Mac's convenience store clerk offered to perform a medical procedure in his house and it was actually a very viable option.
Drink teh turkey ... I'm still laughing.
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02-27-2009, 09:41 AM
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#43
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Anytime I get banged up, I'm gonna go by a macs store now.
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02-27-2009, 09:58 AM
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#44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tron_fdc
Go to Strathmore, High River or Turner Valley. Tell them you were playing hockey there when it happened, or they'll freak out and send you back to Calgary.
Turner Valley is probably your best bet.
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Black Diamond to be correct.
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02-27-2009, 09:58 AM
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This thread is so full of win its awesome. Hopefully your good for the puckers though flameswin...
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02-27-2009, 10:30 AM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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I would have gone the super glue route as well. Used it before, stings... but works great. As mentioned before, that was its original use, for sealing wounds during the war.
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02-27-2009, 10:37 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Wasn't the cut inside his mouth though?
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02-27-2009, 11:06 AM
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Go to macs. Get photos.
Do you realize how legendary that would be???
"Drink the turkey" hahahaha
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02-27-2009, 01:13 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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We need pictures flameswin? 
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02-27-2009, 02:04 PM
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Celebrated Square Root Day
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rathji
Wasn't the cut inside his mouth though?
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It was inside and oustide, I can't even talk or eat right now, which really f-in sucks.
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02-27-2009, 02:09 PM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flameswin
It was inside and oustide, I can't even talk or eat right now, which really f-in sucks.
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But you can do the next best thing! Get hammered and post on CP!
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03-01-2009, 04:17 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Calgary
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Isn't that urgent care place in sundance 24/7 ?
For next time anyways.
When I was highsticked i went to strathmore, but we were playing in chestermere. I went to the pub first though in chestermere and passed out while waiting for doctor to come in
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03-01-2009, 04:30 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Sunnyvale nursing home
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamesKickAss
Isn't that urgent care place in sundance 24/7 ?
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Nope, only until 10.
http://www.calgaryhealthregion.ca/ho...eader&nofooter
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03-01-2009, 10:09 AM
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#55
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Spartanville
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flameswin
update: Talked to the guy at Mac's again. Upon seeing my stitches, he seemed almost kind of offended that I went somewhere else. He thought the idea of driving all the way to High River when I could have had it done 2 minutes from my house was crazy.  |
Can you ask him if he does hip replacements?
My father's been waiting ages.
Tell him we've got our own drill sets and a reciprocating saw. Also can get the plates and screws from HD if he makes us a list.
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