02-09-2009, 05:16 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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Originally Posted by wittynickname
Everytime I read your posts, I hear them in NPH's voice. And that makes pretty much everything you say awesome.
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Hmm. And everytime I read your posts I think of a member of my other forum who has the handle "wittyusername".
Every time I post on either board I get confused.
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02-09-2009, 05:19 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by J pold
You're a girl? What the hell....
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Originally Posted by Bertuzzied
hehe you are a girl? Never knew that. Couldn't you have signed up as Girlymachiavelli?
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Ha, I thought most people knew I was female.
I was a bit upset when I found out wittynickname was a chick....no idea why though 
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02-09-2009, 05:20 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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I don't know why but flirtation and lame pick up liines reminded me of this:
http://blog.thehua.com/files/sanchez_gq.pdf
Seriously read it. It is from GQ. One of the funniest pieces I've ever read.
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02-09-2009, 05:22 PM
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Originally Posted by Machiavelli
Ha, I thought most people knew I was female.
I was a bit upset when I found out wittynickname was a chick....no idea why though |
I'm sorry for disappointing! 
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02-09-2009, 05:55 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Three pages and still not locked...color me shocked!
Didn't someone try something like this, but as a 1,000,000 post thread...opps I just mentioned 1,000,000 posts, Jiri should be arriving shortly
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Quote:
Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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02-09-2009, 05:59 PM
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#46
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Franchise Player
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it's fine girls... we enjoy a good flirt between girls too
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02-09-2009, 06:45 PM
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Guest
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Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for mylegs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
Maxine: 'No, they spread.'
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02-09-2009, 08:54 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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There definitely ended up being a lot more girls on here than I thought. I thought I was one of the only ones. Guess not!
Last edited by enthused; 02-09-2009 at 08:57 PM.
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02-09-2009, 09:18 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Hooker, meet blow.
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02-09-2009, 09:54 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Every time I see that McDonald's commercial with the girl speaking Spanish it reminds me how sexy a woman with an accent is. I went out with this Belgian girl just after high school and that's been my only opportunity to wallow in that particular fetish.
PS: Well except for this woman from Texas but her accent just sounded hickish, not sexy.
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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02-09-2009, 10:23 PM
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Originally Posted by jammies
Every time I see that McDonald's commercial with the girl speaking Spanish it reminds me how sexy a woman with an accent is. I went out with this Belgian girl just after high school and that's been my only opportunity to wallow in that particular fetish.
PS: Well except for this woman from Texas but her accent just sounded hickish, not sexy.
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There was a ridiculously attractive Hungarian hockey player who used to come into my salon fairly often (I've missed him the last few times, I think), and his accent was just amazing.
That's the best part of my job, I have free reign to run my hands through hot guys' hair.
Of course, I also have creepy old people I have to touch on a regular basis, and the ratio of creepy to hot is not at all in my favor.
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02-09-2009, 10:45 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: May 2006
Location: @HOOT250
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Originally Posted by wittynickname
That's the best part of my job, I have free reign to run my hands through hot guys' hair.
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Ya not creepy at all.... 
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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02-09-2009, 10:54 PM
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#53
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Now world wide!
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I used to go to a hairdresser who never used a comb. Always just used her hands with these long nails to comb my hair. The smell of fish would follow me around for 3 days after each haircut. Never could figure out why.
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02-09-2009, 10:57 PM
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#54
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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Originally Posted by flip
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Dirty Sanchez, AHAHA. Sick, but I must say the Alaskan Pipeline is much sicker. ...and no I won't explain what it is. It will leave the women on here cringing for years.
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02-09-2009, 11:01 PM
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Norm!
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Man they're missing so many
The angry pirate, the Houdini, the time warp, the yeti.
So many moves so little time.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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02-09-2009, 11:08 PM
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wittyusertitle
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Originally Posted by HOOT
Ya not creepy at all.... |
Oops.
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02-09-2009, 11:11 PM
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#57
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Man they're missing so many
The angry pirate, the Houdini, the time warp, the yeti.
So many moves so little time.
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Don't forget the Tony Danza.
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02-09-2009, 11:15 PM
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#58
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Norm!
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And to think that I was going to go through the whole day without learning something new.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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02-10-2009, 11:08 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sec 216
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The best one is easily the Abe Lincoln. Saving shaved pubic hair is the bees knees.
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02-10-2009, 11:19 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Originally Posted by flip
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No mention of the Angry Dragon or the Roman Helmet? Weak.
Not a bad piece though
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