02-06-2009, 12:44 PM
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#41
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
There is this one older guy who whenever he needs help with a project or something will walk up to my desk and say, "Hey Petie boy..."
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02-06-2009, 12:45 PM
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#42
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Russic
Let this be an important lesson to anybody who relies on somebody else in their work environment ... don't be a dick to your useful co-workers. What was a very simple job that could have been done on Wednesday will now be done end of day Friday because you pissed off the web guy and now he's going to surf CP all day instead of doing your stupid little photo edit.
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which is why i am on CP most of the day as well. 
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02-06-2009, 02:34 PM
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#43
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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A guy at my work tries to be cute by referring to me all the time, no matter what the situation is, as "Ellie Ellie Ellie O." I did a presentation a few weeks back in which he introduced me like that. It was awful and very awkward.
Another guy always asks what "girlie" stuff me and my girlfriends are going to do over the weekend, then usually suggests the most stereotypical girl stuff like watch Sex and the City, getting my nails done or baking... I dream of one day punching that guy in the face.
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02-06-2009, 02:36 PM
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#44
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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No slumber party pillow fights then?
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02-06-2009, 02:38 PM
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#45
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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^^Of course, usually while we are watching Sex and the City and waiting for our cupcakes to finish baking. I just don't like him assuming that is all we do.
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02-06-2009, 02:40 PM
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#46
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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"The Vancouver Canucks are Cup Contenders."
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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02-06-2009, 02:46 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
^^Of course, usually while we are watching Sex and the City and waiting for our cupcakes to finish baking. I just don't like him assuming that is all we do.
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then after that you sit around eating ice cream while talking about boys. Then you paint each others nails and make out with pillows for you know, practice.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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02-06-2009, 02:54 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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^^I'm a single girl, I gotta practise in case a boy asks me to go steady someday.
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02-06-2009, 02:55 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
^^I'm a single girl, I gotta practise in case a boy asks me to go steady someday.
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I'm shaped like a pillow, sorta
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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02-06-2009, 02:56 PM
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#50
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
^^I'm a single girl, I gotta practise in case a boy asks me to go steady someday.
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LOL. Who knows maybe after a couple months he'll even give you a promise ring.
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02-06-2009, 03:12 PM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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People who mispronounce the word "harassment". They say "hare-assment" instead of "ha-rassment".
"This is sexual hare-assment you know. I could call HR".
I used to work with a hot little number that said it all the time. Drove me nuts.
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02-06-2009, 03:17 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos
People who mispronounce the word "harassment". They say "hare-assment" instead of "ha-rassment".
"This is sexual hare-assment you know. I could call HR".
I used to work with a hot little number that said it all the time. Drove me nuts.
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If it bothered you THAT much maybe you should have kept your pants on at work.
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02-06-2009, 03:20 PM
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#53
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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or Hairissment
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02-06-2009, 03:25 PM
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#54
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
"I know you're leaving, but I need you to be on this call with the customer on Monday"
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It's probably too late, but that's where you say, "My consulting rate is $150/hr, 4 hours minimum."
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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02-06-2009, 03:28 PM
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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C: "I can't get the display to show up on both monitors."
Me: "Did you press Function-F7?"
C: "That won't work."
Me: "So you tried it and it didn't work?"
C: "It won't work."
Me: "Weird.. wait.. are you telling me you have or haven't tried that?"
C: "I just know that it's not going to work."
Me: "Can you please just try it?"
C: *hangs up*
Boss: "What's this about the display not working?"
Me: "I don't ****ing know, I told her to press Fn-F7 which works on all the machines here, but she says it won't work."
Boss: "Did she try?"
Me: "I don't think so, but she won't listen to me."
Boss: "Well.. sort it out."
C in e-mail: "Talked to the guys over in Europe, they said to try pressing Fn-F7 and the display is now working on both screens."
Boss, friend: "Isn't that what you told her to do?"
Me: *face palm*
Boss: "Dude, she owes you a BIG apology."
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Who is in charge of this product and why haven't they been fired yet?
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02-06-2009, 03:30 PM
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Norm!
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"Working hard or hardly workin" OH HO HO HO HO HO HEE HEE HEE
I ate frackin people that laugh at their own jokes.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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02-06-2009, 03:30 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
It's probably too late, but that's where you say, "My consulting rate is $150/hr, 4 hours minimum."
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Don't be stealing the line I give telemarketers!
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02-06-2009, 04:59 PM
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#58
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Inferno
"There's no reason why the Oilers should be in the position they're in with the amount of talent they have". - Oiler fan co-worker
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My one co-worker tried to argue with me the other day that Edmonton has more talent than Chicago and that Gagner and Cogliano are as good as Kane and Toews.
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"Some guys like old balls"
Patriots QB Tom Brady
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02-06-2009, 05:17 PM
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#59
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
One mail co-worker to a female coworker
"Do you mind if I put this in your box?"
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Mail co-worker? Are you fantasizing about Cliff AGAIN, Norm?
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02-06-2009, 05:29 PM
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#60
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Account Disabled at User's Request
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvanfan
My one co-worker tried to argue with me the other day that Edmonton has more talent than Chicago and that Gagner and Cogliano are as good as Kane and Toews.
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I love the Oilers, but well...
...well thats just silly.
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