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Old 01-21-2009, 09:09 AM   #41
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We'd do it Doggy Style so we could both watch X-Files....I mean the hockey game....
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:11 AM   #42
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We'd do it Doggy Style so we could both watch X-Files....I mean the hockey game....
Yeah, you pounding away with her in your stormtrooper uniform yelling out "This is definately the droid I'm looking for"

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Yeah, you pounding away with her in your stormtrooper uniform yelling out "This is definately the droid I'm looking for"

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How do you know about that?
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:26 AM   #44
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yeah, you pounding away with her in your stormtrooper uniform yelling out "this is definately the droid i'm looking for"

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Old 01-21-2009, 09:27 AM   #45
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I confess that I could really use a female-to-English dictionary.

Woops! Wrong thread! I think.
Well it's actually news to me too....I've never used the "hang out" excuse. If I say "hang out" that's what I mean.
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:18 AM   #46
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I would turn it down lol. It's bad karma that could cause high-sticking penalties!
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Considering my wife is hot, I'd never turn down a bootie call from her...but the TV might "accidentilly" be left on!
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:52 AM   #48
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This is an easy question. I'd take the booty call each and every time.
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Old 01-21-2009, 11:07 AM   #50
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Beer commercials are incredibly embarrassing and insulting, that Molson ad makes me roll my eyes. Tycial generic male monkey behavior that they assume everyone one of us will get all excited about and rush out to buy a case of beer.

The Bud commercial with the "party plane" makes me want to vomit.
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I always assumed they meant the postseason for your hockey team, not a game on TV. I know a lot of coaches can get pretty strict in playoffs, giving the players a curfew and not wanting them with their girlfriends the night before a game. I'm sure everyone's well aware, but boxers also do this, although they take it much further and abstain from sex for weeks before a fight.

Anyhoo, to answer the original question, absolutely not.
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Considering my wife is hot, I'd never turn down a bootie call from her...but the TV might "accidentilly" be left on!
Women catch on to that pretty quickly and turn the TV off themselves.
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:01 PM   #54
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Likely has already been mentioned but isn't this the reason the PVR was invented.. press pause or record... accept bootie call... resume watching said game.
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Well it's actually news to me too....I've never used the "hang out" excuse. If I say "hang out" that's what I mean.
Are you telling us that you actually say what you mean? If you are a woman then you are like a unicorn. I've heard mumblings about them but have never actually encountered one.
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Broads weaken the legs - Mickey
Correction: Women weaken legs - Mickey
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Depends if she is handsome or not
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:44 PM   #58
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Women catch on to that pretty quickly and turn the TV off themselves.
You have to pick blonder women....
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I find the commercial hilarious. I thought it guys who requested booty calls. What self respecting female has to desperately bang on some guy's door to get sex? I guess the guy must be really something, or my "self respecting" comment answers my own question!
Girls who like hockey players (puck bunnies, uh oh opening a can of worms) do so on a regular basis, so yes your self respecting answers the question!

On that note, I believe the commercial is referring to people who actually play hockey. One who is sleeping the night before a post season game. Not a hockey fan watching on TV.
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:46 PM   #60
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What if we're talking Calgary Flames, Game 7 SCF, OT?
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