I find that when I'm in this situation, minus the Orange Milk... who drinks that... really, that I go into overdrive trying to find things wrong with me.
It's actually orange/vanilla so it tastes like a creamsicle. That stuff is awesome for mixing with 3 parts Bartenders' Orange Cream and 1 part orange/vanilla milk. It reminds me of summers as a kid only this time I'm hammered.
It is "Best before" not "Suddenly poisonous after".
And I'm not sure how you could not notice. I once bought a 500ml of milk (2%) from a grocery story, walked out, took a swig and immediately noticed the sour cream consistency and ultimately vile taste. It took a long time for the memory of that taste to subside, and I don't like milk that has been open for a while. If the milk was really bad there wouldn't be any doubt.
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The cold sweats should begin in aproximately 45 minutes, followed by three day's of puking liquids out of both ends. You will try a piece of toast tomorrow to get some strength but it will feel like you just placed a piece of lead into your gut. By day 4 you should be able to emerge from your bed and drag yourself into a hot bath, not too hot because it will scauld your now ravaged glory hole!
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On the topic of checking dates, I have started doing this religously as well. At Co-op and Sobeys I have often gotten home with stuff intended to be consumed over the next week that had already passed or was on the same day. Angry!! Salads an yogurt seems to be the worst offenders.
Unfortunately, the whole curdling process generates gas which is generally not kept under pressure in my guts. The possibility of explosive diarhea is not a welcome prospect for me.
Is it for anyone??? Well, maybe as a step up from cheering for the Canucks or Oilers, but otherwise....
I'm not expecting death or geriatric profanity disorder or anything crazy like that. I was just curious as to what kind of fun with my guts that I should be expecting today.
Now, just turn around and leave the room through the door you came in. Sheesh.
Did you make yourself puke as soon as you found out?
I would have.
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I must say, I'm not sure if I should be impressed or scared that I was never ill from the milk.
I drink and eat things that are past due on purpose. It always creates some awesome gas which I always enjoy. Salsa is the best for creating deadly smelling farts. I figure it increases my tolerance to sickness, and I love the smell of a good rank fart. I like to fart under my covers and just bathe in the rewards, then slip the ol' comforter over my wifes head.
