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Old 01-19-2009, 09:31 PM   #41
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I noticed there was no jokes when the baby elephant died from herpes: http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...light=elephant
So I will attempt to fill the void:

Mahti (baby elephant):Alright doc, what's the diagnosis?

Zookeeper: Well, Mahti I have good news and bad news. The Bad news is you have herpes, and you will have it for the rest of your life. The good news is that should only be for another couple of days.
Wait, the elephant died from herpes? That's much funnier than just "a baby elephant died".
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Old 01-20-2009, 03:49 AM   #42
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It's true! You see, the elephant used to live in Banff.
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ME 2!!!

Wonder if the zoo staff did as well??
A lamb is not a baby goat.
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Old 01-20-2009, 09:51 AM   #44
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A lamb is not a baby goat.
tomato, tomata....
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Old 01-20-2009, 09:57 AM   #45
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Mahti (baby elephant): Give it to me straight, doc

Zookeeper: That's impossible, we're both dudes.

And I don't want to get herpes.
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Old 01-20-2009, 10:21 AM   #46
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Maybe the goat gave the elephant herpes and had a guilty conscience. Everyone knows that goat herpes are lethal.
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Old 01-20-2009, 10:22 AM   #47
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I"m sorry I ever created this thread. ugh. hehe
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Old 01-20-2009, 12:18 PM   #48
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A baby elephant, a prostitute and goat walk into a bar. The goat and the stool he was using disappear.

Dang, I forget how this ends.
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