12-02-2008, 11:20 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Judy, pack up your things! I just won the New York lottery!'
Judy replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?'
The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'
And then the fight started.....
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12-02-2008, 11:25 PM
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#42
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by OILFAN #81
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started.....
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FATA! I already posted that!
At least i'm not the only guilty party in this thread 
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12-02-2008, 11:27 PM
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#43
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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Dion pointed out that I had a FATA.
And then the fight started....
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12-02-2008, 11:31 PM
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#44
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OILFAN #81
Dion pointed out that I had a FATA.
And then the fight started....
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12-02-2008, 11:32 PM
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#45
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Avery dated Elisha Cuthbert
Then Phaneuf dated Elisha Cuthbert
And then the fight got postponed indefinately...
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12-03-2008, 12:27 AM
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#46
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Franchise Player
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started.....
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In thread fata.
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12-03-2008, 04:51 AM
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#47
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by corporatejay
In thread fata.
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Fata call fata. 
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Eberle said, "It was one of the more special ones I've had. You don't score your first NHL goal too many times."
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12-03-2008, 07:19 AM
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#48
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#1 Goaltender
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I worked at a liquor store a few years ago and my boss was a little on the larger size. My first few weeks I did not know anything about wine or liquor. A regular customer who often talked with my boss came in and asked "where is the Fat Ba$tard" Puzzled, I looked at him and said he is in his office in the back... and that is when the fight started
Last edited by red sky; 12-03-2008 at 07:47 AM.
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12-03-2008, 08:14 AM
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#49
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Dead Rear, AB
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I showed my wife this thread (first time I've ever felt my wife needed to see an entire thread on CP) and she laughed her @$$ off, it was hilarious! Then she saw a post by some "idiot" using a real life scenario. I told her it was mine...then the fight started
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12-03-2008, 09:29 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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A family member posted on Facebook that he supports the coalition.
I responded......
Without a doubt a fight will ensue.
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12-03-2008, 09:46 AM
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#51
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Pants Tent
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I invited a friend to the game last night.
He came wearing a Stars jersey!
And then the fight started!
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12-03-2008, 10:06 AM
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#52
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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A chick smashes a full beer on the head of another girl..
And then the fight started..
Last night at rise against lol..
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12-05-2008, 08:09 AM
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#53
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Calgary
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Went to Tim Horton's this morning and the line up was out the door.
Wife said "Can you just go in"
Came out with 1 coffee.
Then the fight started.
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