10-07-2008, 06:55 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flamefan74
I have changed some keys on peoples keyboards. This causes them to get locked out of their computers when they try to log in. It also gives the IT guys a chuckle when they look at the keyboard and instead of QWERTY it says GOTCHANERD.
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Eons ago ('87 I think) at a software development company I worked at we took all the keys off an old IBM tactile keyboard, and put them back on in alphabetical order. Then, we wrote a macro in good old Word Perfect for every key so that the A key would produce an A, etc.
We called in the office manager - AT THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT COMPANY - and told her we had an old original alphabetic keyboard... wasn't that cool. She played with the thing for about a half hour, thought it was quite cool, if hard to use, they went home and told her programmer husband what we found at work that day. She got in quite the fight with him over it, and I laughed a great deal.
She was less amused the next day.
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10-07-2008, 06:56 PM
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#42
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Byrns
2. Change the Windows startup sound to something annoying and crank the volume. (I downloaded the A-Team intro for one guy)
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I did this to my mom. I made a wav file from that old Coolio song Ugly Bit**es. I used that bit at the end that goes on about "so you mean to tell me you're f***ing with a bald head, fat, lumpy, droopy, crack baby lookalike (and so on)".
She didn't find it as funny as I did.
Edit** This is what I subjected my dear mother to:
So you mean to tell me you fu**in with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy,
droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, fu**ed-up
teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead swap-meet,
AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? What's
wrong wit you?
Last edited by 4X4; 10-07-2008 at 07:01 PM.
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10-08-2008, 12:11 AM
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#43
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tvp2003
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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10-10-2008, 03:01 PM
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#44
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Toronto
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Realistic virtual spider - Prank Idea
*bump*
Wasn't sure if I should have made a new thread, but I found this neat realistic virtual spider. You can customize it's colour and physical attributes, and watch the virtual spider walk in 3D all around your screen eating bugs you create for it.
Prank idea: Load this website on someone's computer when they aren't looking and minimize their screen.
WARNING: IF YOU DON"T LIKE SPIDERS, DON'T CLICK THE LINK
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
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10-10-2008, 03:05 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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ahahahsahhwaha
i don't mind spiders but thats freakuuasuaskasa
i'm sure that would scare the piss out of 99% of people.
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10-10-2008, 03:30 PM
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#46
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Estonia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lchoy
*bump*
Wasn't sure if I should have made a new thread, but I found this neat realistic virtual spider. You can customize it's colour and physical attributes, and watch the virtual spider walk in 3D all around your screen eating bugs you create for it.
Prank idea: Load this website on someone's computer when they aren't looking and minimize their screen.
WARNING: IF YOU DON"T LIKE SPIDERS, DON'T CLICK THE LINK
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
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Wow, that is friggin awesome. Thanks for posting that.
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10-10-2008, 03:43 PM
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#47
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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i really want to customize a spider but i'm scared now. hold me.
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10-10-2008, 03:46 PM
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#48
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Toronto
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Oops
I was playing around with this when I had to leave my desk for a moment. A co-worker came by and glanced at my screen and just about dropped everything she was holding =)
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12-20-2008, 01:56 PM
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#50
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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The latest. Second story, had to come through the window without taking it apart.
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12-20-2008, 02:49 PM
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#52
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Swayze11
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jesus, i hate having to wrap the 3-4 gifts that i do at Christmas, couldn't imagine wrapping a cubicle
i should bring my gifts over to your place this year
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12-20-2008, 06:18 PM
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#53
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It's not easy being green!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: In the tubes to Vancouver Island
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I think I mentioned one where I put a piece of tape over the ethernet connection of one of my coworkers.. well there's a better use of that one.
If your victim has a phone in their office, take out the connection between the base and the handset and put the piece of tape over that connection. When the phone rings, they'll pick it up, it will answer, but you can't hear or talk. Unless you use speakerphone.
My victim gave up and used my phone.
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