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Old 10-07-2008, 06:55 PM   #41
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I have changed some keys on peoples keyboards. This causes them to get locked out of their computers when they try to log in. It also gives the IT guys a chuckle when they look at the keyboard and instead of QWERTY it says GOTCHANERD.
Eons ago ('87 I think) at a software development company I worked at we took all the keys off an old IBM tactile keyboard, and put them back on in alphabetical order. Then, we wrote a macro in good old Word Perfect for every key so that the A key would produce an A, etc.

We called in the office manager - AT THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT COMPANY - and told her we had an old original alphabetic keyboard... wasn't that cool. She played with the thing for about a half hour, thought it was quite cool, if hard to use, they went home and told her programmer husband what we found at work that day. She got in quite the fight with him over it, and I laughed a great deal.

She was less amused the next day.
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Old 10-07-2008, 06:56 PM   #42
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2. Change the Windows startup sound to something annoying and crank the volume. (I downloaded the A-Team intro for one guy)
I did this to my mom. I made a wav file from that old Coolio song Ugly Bit**es. I used that bit at the end that goes on about "so you mean to tell me you're f***ing with a bald head, fat, lumpy, droopy, crack baby lookalike (and so on)".
She didn't find it as funny as I did.

Edit** This is what I subjected my dear mother to:

So you mean to tell me you fu**in with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy,
droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, fu**ed-up
teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead swap-meet,
AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? What's
wrong wit you?

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Old 10-08-2008, 12:11 AM   #43
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http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...=office+pranks

Did the screenshot one (worked great!), the goldfish one would be pretty funny (but a lot of work), and the frozen shrimp one sounds especially nasty.
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Old 10-10-2008, 03:01 PM   #44
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Wasn't sure if I should have made a new thread, but I found this neat realistic virtual spider. You can customize it's colour and physical attributes, and watch the virtual spider walk in 3D all around your screen eating bugs you create for it.

Prank idea: Load this website on someone's computer when they aren't looking and minimize their screen.


WARNING: IF YOU DON"T LIKE SPIDERS, DON'T CLICK THE LINK

http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
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Old 10-10-2008, 03:05 PM   #45
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ahahahsahhwaha

i don't mind spiders but thats freakuuasuaskasa

i'm sure that would scare the piss out of 99% of people.
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Old 10-10-2008, 03:30 PM   #46
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Wasn't sure if I should have made a new thread, but I found this neat realistic virtual spider. You can customize it's colour and physical attributes, and watch the virtual spider walk in 3D all around your screen eating bugs you create for it.

Prank idea: Load this website on someone's computer when they aren't looking and minimize their screen.


WARNING: IF YOU DON"T LIKE SPIDERS, DON'T CLICK THE LINK

http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
Wow, that is friggin awesome. Thanks for posting that.
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Old 10-10-2008, 03:43 PM   #47
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i really want to customize a spider but i'm scared now. hold me.
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Old 10-10-2008, 03:46 PM   #48
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Oops
I was playing around with this when I had to leave my desk for a moment. A co-worker came by and glanced at my screen and just about dropped everything she was holding =)
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Old 12-20-2008, 01:36 PM   #49
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Ok so me and a co-worker have been getting eachother for about 6 months now, it started off with little things like putting tape under the laser of the mouse, moving the keys around on the keyboard, etc. But its getting pretty time consuming now because he pulled out one of the harshest things ever to a flames fan (me):
http://members.shaw.ca/kfaith/Pranks/IMG_0054.jpg

Now I have to give him credit, it was pretty good except I only work part time (student) so he had a very long time to do this.

So I had to get him back, so he left for lunch so I didnt have much time so I quickly did this (not that good but I had very limited time):

http://members.shaw.ca/kfaith/Pranks/IMG_0058.jpg

I was waiting for the pay back, it didnt come so I thought I won, so a month or so later he left early at around 2:30 yesterday (VERY bad idea when im in the office) so I spend two and a half hours working on this:

http://members.shaw.ca/kfaith/Pranks/IMG_0089.jpg
http://members.shaw.ca/kfaith/Pranks/IMG_0090.jpg
http://members.shaw.ca/kfaith/Pranks/IMG_0092.jpg

Yes... that is Hanna Montana.
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The latest. Second story, had to come through the window without taking it apart.

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Old 12-20-2008, 02:49 PM   #52
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Ok so me and a co-worker have been getting eachother for about 6 months now, it started off with little things like putting tape under the laser of the mouse, moving the keys around on the keyboard, etc. But its getting pretty time consuming now because he pulled out one of the harshest things ever to a flames fan (me):
http://members.shaw.ca/kfaith/Pranks/IMG_0054.jpg

Now I have to give him credit, it was pretty good except I only work part time (student) so he had a very long time to do this.

So I had to get him back, so he left for lunch so I didnt have much time so I quickly did this (not that good but I had very limited time):

http://members.shaw.ca/kfaith/Pranks/IMG_0058.jpg

I was waiting for the pay back, it didnt come so I thought I won, so a month or so later he left early at around 2:30 yesterday (VERY bad idea when im in the office) so I spend two and a half hours working on this:

http://members.shaw.ca/kfaith/Pranks/IMG_0089.jpg
http://members.shaw.ca/kfaith/Pranks/IMG_0090.jpg
http://members.shaw.ca/kfaith/Pranks/IMG_0092.jpg

Yes... that is Hanna Montana.
jesus, i hate having to wrap the 3-4 gifts that i do at Christmas, couldn't imagine wrapping a cubicle

i should bring my gifts over to your place this year
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Old 12-20-2008, 06:18 PM   #53
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I think I mentioned one where I put a piece of tape over the ethernet connection of one of my coworkers.. well there's a better use of that one.

If your victim has a phone in their office, take out the connection between the base and the handset and put the piece of tape over that connection. When the phone rings, they'll pick it up, it will answer, but you can't hear or talk. Unless you use speakerphone.

My victim gave up and used my phone.
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