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Old 09-11-2008, 01:51 PM   #41
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"The girl, who already has a bachelor's degree in women's studies at Sacramento State, wants to study further for a master's in marriage and family therapy. "

I wonder what her Women's Studies prof would think of this stunt.
It's going to be part of her thesis. You just wait.
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Old 09-11-2008, 01:51 PM   #42
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THIS GIRL'S VIRGINITY IS FOR SALE


Dennis Hof stopped by with a girl named Natalee and her sister, Avia, to auction off Natalee's virginity. Howard immediately told him that he was irked by the Rush & Molloy article that claimed he was “kicking off” the auction, so Dennis replied that it was Judith Regan's idea to tip Rush & Molloy – and denied telling them that Howard was involved in the auction. . Howard then turned to Natalee and asked why she would auction her virginity, so she explained that she got the idea after reading a news story about a Peruvian girl who auctioned her virginity for $1.5 million

Natalee noted that he planned to use the money to pay for her (and her sister's) master degree(s) in Marriage & Family Studies, but she won't let just any guy win the auction: “He has to be a good guy.” Howard wondered how Natalee planned to prove her virginity, so Dennis claimed she was willing to submit to a physical examination and a lie detector test: “I think it's admirable that she's using the money for a master’s degree and not just weed and Budweiser.”
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:03 PM   #43
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It's going to be part of her thesis. You just wait.
Looks like Missdpuck doing phone sex for money (and a story) just got "one upped".

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=62539
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Old 09-11-2008, 02:53 PM   #44
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Does she really think her application for Grad School will get accepted? I hardly think any academic institution will want anything to do with this both because A) it's stench will take years to wear off and B) this story is obviously shedding light to a huge audience on the outrageousness of tuition costs, which could eventually (potentially )upset the system, and hurt their bottom lines.
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Old 09-11-2008, 03:33 PM   #45
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"Natalee" should've made an appearance in our dumb name-spellings thread.
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Old 09-11-2008, 03:37 PM   #46
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Wow, $250,000 USD already! I am guessing it's someone with a lot of money, hence not using their entire life savings. If I was super rich, single and morally weak I wouldn't hesitate. Fortunately (or unfortunatley?), I am the opposite in all 3 categories.

If this is a one-off PR stunt, I can live with it. Hopefully though it doesn't convince other young, good-looking virgins to follow suit.
I know, it's gonna take the whole romanticism out of just getting them drunk.
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Old 09-11-2008, 03:42 PM   #47
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Frig, CNN Headline News is now doing a segment on this story. The only thing I can see out of all this is driving up her bid price.
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Old 09-11-2008, 03:48 PM   #48
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I would totally bang her............
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Old 09-11-2008, 03:52 PM   #49
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Looks like Missdpuck doing phone sex for money (and a story) just got "one upped".

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthread.php?t=62539
That was such a low blow....
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Old 09-11-2008, 03:54 PM   #50
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Does she really think her application for Grad School will get accepted? I hardly think any academic institution will want anything to do with this both because A) it's stench will take years to wear off and B) this story is obviously shedding light to a huge audience on the outrageousness of tuition costs, which could eventually (potentially )upset the system, and hurt their bottom lines.
I don't think a decent institution would go down that road. She isn't actually doing anything wrong.

This will be forgotten by the end of the week.
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Old 09-11-2008, 03:58 PM   #51
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I don't think a decent institution would go down that road. She isn't actually doing anything wrong.

This will be forgotten by the end of the week.
Well I highly doubt they would come right out and say it... But I have no doubt that, should they be faced with a decision between 2 comparable students, one of whom has been embroiled in this type of controversy, and one of whom that hasn't, they would 99/100 times go with the latter.

Having said that, she may have already been accepted, and thus, I agree, it's not like they'd kick her out. But if she's doing this in preparation of applying for next year, she's F-ed.
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Old 09-11-2008, 03:59 PM   #52
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I don't think a decent institution would go down that road. She isn't actually doing anything wrong.

This will be forgotten by the end of the week.
http://www.bitterlawyer.com/index.ph..._1l/?cat_id=12

Tracy Bryant is a first year law student in Southern Carolina. She is also a porn star.

Now is the part where you say that grad school has higher standards than law school.
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When Howard Stern isn't interested in exploiting your sex story... you KNOW you're doing something very very stupid.
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http://www.bitterlawyer.com/index.ph..._1l/?cat_id=12

Tracy Bryant is a first year law student in Southern Carolina. She is also a porn star.

Now is the part where you say that grad school has higher standards than law school.
There was a girl in my law school that danced on the side.
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Knees are probably too bony for your liking too, I suppose?
As long as she hits them whenever I please
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Old 09-11-2008, 04:25 PM   #56
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There was a girl in my law school that danced on the side.
Didn't you go to law school at a topless beach?
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Didn't you go to law school at a topless beach?
Well, Wreck Beach was just down the path . . .
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When Howard Stern isn't interested in exploiting your sex story... you KNOW you're doing something very very stupid.
I listened to most of his interview yesterday and he did do a pretty good job of exploiting her story. He asked all the typical offside questions that only Howard does. She basically admitted that she has no Hymen and has does alot of things down there except for "that".

Her sister even said that she wouldn't rule out being part of the deal if it came down to it.

Howard said he wants her and the winning bidder back on the show after its all done.
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Old 09-11-2008, 04:44 PM   #59
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I like the part where she says "I'm looking for intelligence and an overall nice person."

Uh... you have a man paying you for sex. Now granted, that doesn't necessarily make him stupid, he's clearly not the brightest... Nor maybe an overall nice person. Although maybe some of the male virgins would qualify? I'm thinking she's going to get a lot of greasy old men making offers though.
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My prediction is that the only person with the will and money to shell out a quarter million for this is David Duchovny.
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