Miatas = fun, practical and masculine sports car.
Wine Coolers = tasty refreshing summer time beverage, even for men.
Brass Knuckles = possibly a new line of stylish mens jewelry from Asian.
lululemon = comfortable, attractive clothes, great for yoga class.
Metro Clothes = slimming, fashionable and totally not gay.
I wonder if they want someone else in their clique? They sound like cool guys.
You have to be careful, a resourceful person can find a Miata almost anywhere.
Be sure to tell him what the consequences are in prison if you get locked up for Grand Theft Auto and Bubba finds out the car you stole was a Miata.
Buuba: What are you in for sunshine?
My son: Stealing a car.
Bubba: That's hardcore man. What kind of car?
MS: A Miata.
Buuba: Come to Poppa Puddin' pants.............
I also forgot to mention the very effeminate looking Paris Hilton style white sunglasses they all wore in doors during the football game.
Buuba: What are you in for sunshine?
My son: Stealing a car.
Bubba: That's hardcore man. What kind of car?
MS: A Miata.
Buuba: Come to Poppa Puddin' pants.............
I also forgot to mention the very effeminate looking Paris Hilton style white sunglasses they all wore in doors during the football game.
Those are awful. I'm surprised you ran into these fools at a football game. Or a sports event of any kind actually.
Were they drinking wine coolers? Were they even old enough to drink?
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Well this really isn't anymore funny than people driving around lifted up trucks with big mud tires that are only ever used to go to the liquor store down the block.
Blame the metro-sexual clothing on women. The only reason guys wear this garbage is because girls love it. I won't lie, I've got 2 Dolce&Gabbana shirts and 1 Guess, and everytime I wear one of them I get multiple compliments....from girls. I have a girlfriend though so I don't really get to reap the benefits. Before you get the wrong idea about me, no I don't wear white rimmed sunglasses and no I don't wear popped collars, my shirts aren't even collared.
These guys need to read an issue of GQ to see how to dress properly while still being in fashion.
And the Miata thing... I don't think there's a woman alive that finds a guy driving a Miata attractive in any way. even moreso when they find out their drink of choice is wine coolers, and that they feel the need to carry around brass knuckles for whatever lame reason.
Those are awful. I'm surprised you ran into these fools at a football game. Or a sports event of any kind actually.
Were they drinking wine coolers? Were they even old enough to drink?
They didn't watch the game. Horsed around, called people on their i-phones (can't just call it a phone, you have to announce it is ab i-phone) high fived each other a bunch.
They were drinking the "ice" drinks. Smirnoff is it? I've never had one so I am not sure what it is.They ended up getting booted out for spilling one too many drinks.
And the Miata thing... I don't think there's a woman alive that finds a guy driving a Miata attractive in any way. even moreso when they find out their drink of choice is wine coolers, and that they feel the need to carry around brass knuckles for whatever lame reason.
Agreed. A guy driving a Miata is not sexy. At all. (And neither are souped-up Subarus, especially when being driven grandma-style).
In fact, my gaydar would be up big time if I saw a male Miata driver.
I don't even drink wine coolers. Not attractive.
Brass knuckles? WTF do you need brass knuckles for?
The clothing is less of a concern than the car and choice of drink.
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These guys need to read an issue of GQ to see how to dress properly while still being in fashion.
And the Miata thing... I don't think there's a woman alive that finds a guy driving a Miata attractive in any way. even moreso when they find out their drink of choice is wine coolers, and that they feel the need to carry around brass knuckles for whatever lame reason.
There was an episode of a sitcom, I think it was called Yes, Dear, where the guy thinks he is cool a buys a Miata. It was pretty funny.
I have no idea what lululemon is. But I bet my toilet tank lid could beat those brass knuckles. So I choose funny.
Lululemon is a miracle brand of women's yoga wear that transforms almost any chick's ass in to a bubbley, firm, sweet ass. They have some stuff for dudes, but any man worth his salt knows it's a chick brand.
This chick's already hot, but she confirms what I'm saying at around 25 seconds.
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The rest of the context doesn't matter. If you don't think men wandering around in women's yoga outfits isn't hilarious, you need a good hip-check from Reghr.
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haha i think context does matter. in this context, it is funny. but lululemon does also make men's clothing...i mean, it's less "fitted" than under armour, and the menswear doesn't look effeminate...i think it's all about branding. under armour plugs dion, jarome, sid spokesmen which markets to men, lululemon (apart from its name), uses a marketing scheme promoting mental balance and peace, which doesn't cater to the male demographic.
with this example, it's funny when you combine all the factors and variables together (especially the wine cooler part)....gaydar runs high in this situation
but in another context, like a guy wearing lululemon track pants while working out in a gym, not really anything to look twice at. it's all in the context... gaydar runs low, especially if he's in the gym and bigger than me....
