08-19-2008, 01:54 PM
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#41
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Walking Distance
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If shes fourteen, the light is green!
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Come on down...
...and Welcome to the Terror Dome
Flames-Flyers-Stamps-Jays
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08-19-2008, 01:57 PM
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#42
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Franchise Player
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An ex-girlfriend and I thought we had her house free for the evening…
We where already half un-dressed when we got back to her place, and we where ready for some serious coitus
Unfortunately we where greeted by her father (who didn’t suspect a thing)
After he asked us to watch some T.V. with him and after awhile he asked if we could go grab him something from Tim Hortons
So we hopped in her van, drove to Tim Hortons, parked the car and go it on right in the parking lot
Once in the front, once in the back
Seats of course…
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08-19-2008, 01:58 PM
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#43
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by photon
You were 12???
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Or 20?
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08-19-2008, 02:05 PM
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#44
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Which is worse?
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Uncertainty is an uncomfortable position.
But certainty is an absurd one.
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08-19-2008, 02:14 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
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Well, I had some blow......
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08-19-2008, 02:34 PM
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#46
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Mahogany, aka halfway to Lethbridge
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Dear Penthouse Forum,
I was 14, she was 14 (at least she said she was) but she looked like she was 19, my dad's buddy almost asked her out. We dated for maybe two weeks (If you can call hanging out at the mall and at the apartment building outdoor pool 'dating'). She was the hottest thing in a one-piece I have seen, and I still don't know why she was dating me.
Her uncle was the super at an apartment building by my house and she was only around for that one glorious summer before I moved away. She had the keys to the building and there was a private party room, weight room and sauna on the penthouse floor . That first time was in the exercise room and sauna and boy was it hot...
(other than the cheesiness, the above is a true story. Of course it was pretty short and sweet, and I didn't get any in high school at all, but my first time pretty much carried me through those years)
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onetwo and threefour... Together no more. The end of an era. Let's rebuild...
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08-19-2008, 03:52 PM
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#47
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Halifax
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So far so good. I'll let you guys know all about it when we finish....
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08-19-2008, 04:14 PM
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#48
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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It was with your mom!
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
 <-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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08-19-2008, 04:23 PM
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#49
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
It was with your mom!
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I remember that, she had such a gentle spirit.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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08-19-2008, 04:53 PM
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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One time at Scout camp...
(and no scoutmasters involved--ew)
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08-19-2008, 05:25 PM
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#51
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary, AB
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this thread is useless without pictures
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08-19-2008, 06:05 PM
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#52
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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^^^^^
Following the post by MRC is what makes that comment even funnier
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08-19-2008, 06:12 PM
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#53
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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My first time was with fotze, but he doesn't remember 
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08-19-2008, 06:38 PM
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#54
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Nothing can beat those good old high school days for romance. Back at my house...my room was right above the kitchen...listening to Cypress Hill. Funny thing was that my sister was getting dinner ready and after the girl left my sister was making fun of me by saying something like..."you couldn't even hold for all of Insane in the Brain to finish."
In my defence, I finished just a little bit AFTER insane in the brain was done. 
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08-19-2008, 06:42 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In front of the Photon Torpedo
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Two girls and I downstairs...
Parents upstairs....
2 hours of "prep" work.... and 4 mins of "I can't believe this is happening!!!"
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08-19-2008, 06:43 PM
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#56
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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I remember I stood there for about a minute just staring and thinking, "THIS is what a naked girl looks like for REAL!" I was seriously stunned and amazed, it was like I had been an observer all my life but suddenly I was actually inside the movie - and it was glorious.
Then she asked me what the f*** I was doing and to roll another joint. So I was the only virgin in the room, apparently.
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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08-19-2008, 06:53 PM
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#57
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Singapore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tower
Two girls and I downstairs...
Parents upstairs....
2 hours of "prep" work.... and 4 mins of "I can't believe this is happening!!!"
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That is style. Well done.
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Shot down in Flames!
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08-19-2008, 06:58 PM
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#58
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First Line Centre
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Aged 17 in the basement guest bedroom. Broke the bed and the condom. Spent the next 3 months in fear of becoming a teenage dad and having to move to Bowness.
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08-19-2008, 07:04 PM
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#59
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
I remember I stood there for about a minute just staring and thinking, "THIS is what a naked girl looks like for REAL!" I was seriously stunned and amazed, it was like I had been an observer all my life but suddenly I was actually inside the movie - and it was glorious.
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You went from never having seen a real woman naked, to losing your virginity? Got to homebase without ever running the bases you did.....like some sort of sexual quantum singularity.
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08-19-2008, 07:08 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Bankview
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I was almost 15 and it was akward.. I remember the first time i put it in, all i could do was bury my head and giver..
and 45 seconds later it was over..
mmmmmm good times
I later watched my buddy lose his virginity to the same girl..
Awww good old gangbanging as a youngin'
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