Pick a fly: Button or zipper

[Flash Walken]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Dude, you're wrong on all counts.

Face it, the button fly is the Tighty Whities of pant fastening technology.

The zipper is the Iron Maiden (not the band).

[@theCBE]

Buttons all the way. I find them much more comfortable on jeans. I probably would still buy a pair of jeans with a zipper if I really liked them but if I had a choice it would have to be button fly.

[octothorp]

There are guys who honestly fear getting stuff caught in their zipper? I have a hard time believing that this is even possible unless you're going commando, and even then there's a denim flap between the zipper and the skin. By a conservative estimate, I've done up a zipper fly roughly 81760 times in my life, and never once even caught my underwear in the zipper fly, let alone any skin. Hey, if you've got a really severe case of penile paranoia, tuck it to the right rather than the left, and it's completely removed from the whole zipper area.

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Dude, you're wrong on all counts.

Face it, the button fly is the Tighty Whities of pant fastening technology.

And on the right guy, tighty whities are H - O - T !!!

I've already stated my opinion that buttons make the junk look hot.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by FireFly

And on the right guy, tighty whities are H - O - T !!!

I've already stated my opinion that buttons make the junk look hot.

Don't take this as any sort of comentary on the personal lives of the button fly crowd, but let's face it. The kind of dude that would look hot in a pair of tighty whities, AND actually wears them, probably wants nothing to do with you, or your sister, or your best friend susan, or.....see where I'm going with this?

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Don't take this as any sort of comentary on the personal lives of the button fly crowd, but let's face it. The kind of dude that would look hot in a pair of tighty whities, AND actually wears them, probably wants nothing to do with you, or your sister, or your best friend susan, or.....see where I'm going with this?

ROFL......not that theres anything wrong with that, of course.

[COGENT]

Originally Posted by octothorp

There are guys who honestly fear getting stuff caught in their zipper? I have a hard time believing that this is even possible unless you're going commando, and even then there's a denim flap between the zipper and the skin. By a conservative estimate, I've done up a zipper fly roughly 81760 times in my life, and never once even caught my underwear in the zipper fly, let alone any skin. Hey, if you've got a really severe case of penile paranoia, tuck it to the right rather than the left, and it's completely removed from the whole zipper area.

So your saying you have never had a zipping mishap or even a close call? consider yourself lucky. Trust me, when it happens to you, and it will, you will be wishing that you had gotten the buttons (once you get over the shock and pain of course).

[Boblobla]

Zipper all the way. I have owned one pair of button ups and I will never own any more.

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Don't take this as any sort of comentary on the personal lives of the button fly crowd, but let's face it. The kind of dude that would look hot in a pair of tighty whities, AND actually wears them, probably wants nothing to do with you, or your sister, or your best friend susan, or.....see where I'm going with this?

So what you're saying is you like to check out the underwear of men and ask them questions about their sexuality? What do you suppose that says about your own personal life?

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by FireFly

So what you're saying is you like to check out the underwear of men and ask them questions about their sexuality? What do you suppose that says about your own personal life?

Thats hes not going to be bothering you, your sister, your mom, your aunt, bets friend susie....etc etc. Not that theres anything wrong with that.


We should only get worried when someone inevitably posts how much they like VELCRO fly's. Which although solving all the problems mentioned in this post, would most definitely be worse than tighty whiteys.

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by FireFly

So what you're saying is you like to check out the underwear of men and ask them questions about their sexuality? What do you suppose that says about your own personal life?

Not at all.
I don't ask them questions, I make sweeping generalizations, it's much more efficient that way.

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Not at all.
I don't ask them questions, I make sweeping generalizations, it's much more efficient that way.

Well in order to make such a sweeping generalization, you must've seen a few gay men in their undies... otherwise, how would you come to such a conclusion? I'm just sayin...

[algernon]

I prefer button-fly, as there is a small probability of a Commando related injury

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Originally Posted by FireFly

Well in order to make such a sweeping generalization, you must've seen a few gay men in their undies... otherwise, how would you come to such a conclusion? I'm just sayin...

Yeah, that was kinda the joke.
You'll notice I didn't say I didn't look at dudes in the underwear I just said I didn't ask them questions.

You know kind of like:

Bill: "You know Jim, you really are a fat jerk"
Jim:" Hey....I'm not fat"

See what I did there?

[FireFly]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Yeah, that was kinda the joke.
You'll notice I didn't say I didn't look at dudes in the underwear I just said I didn't ask them questions.

You know kind of like:

Bill: "You know Jim, you really are a fat jerk"
Jim:" Hey....I'm not fat"

See what I did there?

So what you're REALLY saying is that you wear tighty whities and button fly jeans... I see what you did there.