Snooooorrrrrrkkkkkkkk!

[habernac]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

So, if she wears any, that's a deal breaker? Or just if she wears too much or not the right shade? If the former, then you've ruled out quite a few ladies...

moderation is key. My wife wears very little and I think she looks fantastic. My sister in law takes 3 hours every single morning to cake on this foundation crap, looks absolutely horrible.

[RougeUnderoos]

I have pretty low standards. Public nosepicking is something I find unattractive, but not much else.

I had a girlfriend once who used a staggering amount of toilet paper. I don't know what she was doing with it, but she'd go to the can, come out a minute later and half a roll would be gone. I had legitimate concerns for her safety and some concern for my own needs.

It was a fairly short-lived affair (we broke up after an argument about who was the funniest Little Rascal) and I was never comfortable enough to ask her about her toilet habits.

[flip]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

I have pretty low standards. Public nosepicking is something I find unattractive, but not much else.

I had a girlfriend once who used a staggering amount of toilet paper. I don't know what she was doing with it, but she'd go to the can, come out a minute later and half a roll would be gone. I had legitimate concerns for her safety and some concern for my own needs.

It was a fairly short-lived affair (we broke up after an argument about who was the funniest Little Rascal) and I was never comfortable enough to ask her about her toilet habits.

This is undoubtedly one of the greatest posts I've ever read.

what was she doing with it all? Seriously a break up over the Little Rascals? A concern for her safety based on toilet paper use? You didn't think she was pooing out glass shards of something did you?

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

So, if she wears any, that's a deal breaker? Or just if she wears too much or not the right shade? If the former, then you've ruled out quite a few ladies...

If I can see it, it's too much. And yeah, that does rule out alot of ladies. Too bad for them.

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by flip

This is undoubtedly one of the greatest posts I've ever read.

what was she doing with it all? Seriously a break up over the Little Rascals? A concern for her safety based on toilet paper use? You didn't think she was pooing out glass shards of something did you?

I really never did find out where all the TP was going. She'd go in to take a leak like a normal person and a significant portion of the roll would disappear. Some of it ended up in the garbage can but a lot went down the toilet. Or maybe she was stuffing her trousers to make her package look bigger?

I wasn't really concerned for her safety but I did think it was pretty odd. And no, unfortunately we didn't break up over the Little Rascals, but I'm sure the reason wasn't much less trivial than that.

[dissentowner]

My ex wife was always so prim and proper, would never crack one off around me. Unfortunately for her when she was asleep it was like listening to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! And stink...my god! Don't miss that at all. Even the cat would leave...

[Caged Great]

Originally Posted by fotze

Its like every day is halloween. Imagine dating a guy who every day dressed up like Gandalf but not for a joke or a costume party.

What's wrong with that....

[The Fonz]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

I really never did find out where all the TP was going. She'd go in to take a leak like a normal person and a significant portion of the roll would disappear. Some of it ended up in the garbage can but a lot went down the toilet.

I've always wondered if girls just poop a lot. They seem to take pretty long pee breaks, and they rarely, if ever, fart around me. I'd imagine if they pinched one off every time they took a leak, they would probably get rid of a lot of farts during this time.


Can any females confirm this?

[Antithesis]

Smoking would be a deal-breaker for me.

When women (well anyone) use the word 'like' all the time it really gets to me as well.

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by Antithesis

Smoking would be a deal-breaker for me.

When women (well anyone) use the word 'like' all the time it really gets to me as well.

Being a smoker, a non smoker is pretty much a deal breaker. The "like" thing is quite ######ed, agree.

But I'm a fan of ladies that smoke, are covered in tats, drink like fish, cuss like sailors and will get into a pit.

Deal breakers are very religious or heavy into hard drugs. The ability to hold a conversation about something other than American Idol or The Hills is pretty important. That's about it.

I'm in a good place with that though.

[Antithesis]

Hah, I'm glad we agree, sort of.

I don't really care about religious but I care about preachy. Hard drugs, yeah, I guess that kind of goes without saying but maybe from some other threads that there's been on here it might not be ...

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by Antithesis

Hah, I'm glad we agree, sort of.

I don't really care about religious but I care about preachy. Hard drugs, yeah, I guess that kind of goes without saying but maybe from some other threads that there's been on here it might not be ...

Good point, I worded that incorrectly. Preachy is a much better word. Religious is ok I guess, just dont harass me about it or try to make me go. Or try to convince me. Or hang pictures.

[Dion]

Smoking is a deal breaker for me.

[8 Ball]

Women who chew their finger nails to the nub really gross me out.

[Caged Great]

The only thing that really irks me is blatant stupidity. I can look past most other things, but if I can't have even a halfway intelligent conversation with the girl I'm with, I'd rather not be with them.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by 4X4

I prefer smooth finish over textured finish.

Did I get this in the wrong way?

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by fotze

Not acknowledging my existence is a deal breaker for me, I know Eastern Girl, that is severely limiting the playfield but I have high standards.

As you should, big guy, as you should! Reach for the sky!

[chid]

Originally Posted by 4X4

A big deal breaker for me is face makeup. I don't mind the eyes and lips, it's that shiz all over the cheeks and forehead that turns her from 'hot' to 'not a chance'.
The worst is when I can see where the makeup ends and the normal skin begins. Usually around the jaw.

I think its so sick too, can you imagine sleeping beside the girl and having all that makeup smeared on her pillow? Gross.....

Originally Posted by The Fonz

I've always wondered if girls just poop a lot. They seem to take pretty long pee breaks, and they rarely, if ever, fart around me. I'd imagine if they pinched one off every time they took a leak, they would probably get rid of a lot of farts during this time.


Can any females confirm this?

From my consensus on most of the females I know (incl. myself) girls don't poop NEARLY as much as guys do. I think the long pee breaks tend to include trying to hover over public toilet seats without missing, a long hand wash and a minute or so staring in the mirror.

[Flames89]

Biggest snork in dating? Lack of confidence.

This can kill a relationship early, and it can kill it after several years. A girl HAS to like/love herself. Insecurity is a virus.

[NSFL]

Originally Posted by chid

I think its so sick too, can you imagine sleeping beside the girl and having all that makeup smeared on her pillow? Gross.....

From my consensus on most of the females I know (incl. myself) girls don't poop NEARLY as much as guys do. I think the long pee breaks tend to include trying to hover over public toilet seats without missing, a long hand wash and a minute or so staring in the mirror.

You're supposed to wash off makeup before you go to bed eh...

Yeah, the long pee breaks mostly have to do with the long handwash and the looking at yourself in the mirror. At least that's what takes the longest for me.