An Evening with Kevin Smith - Page 3 - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

FunkMasterFlame · 09-29-2008, 01:56 AM

According to Kevin Smiths blog, Edmonton's show had to be cancelled because Air Canada locked him out of his flight, and he couldn't get another one until it was too late.

Thankfully he seems confident of making it to Calgary in time for tuesdays show.

schnee · 10-01-2008, 01:33 AM

Great show... I had a great time.
Some good questions.. some "interesting" ones.

Got pics of most everyone who went up on stage or shook hands with Kevin - sorry.... no frontal pics of the gal getting her chest signed.

10-01-2008, 10:08 AM

It was awesome! I think the hardest I laughed was when the WIlliam-Hung-Wanna-Be kept giggling. I was in tears!!!
When he first came out, I thought he had some free t-shirts stashed under his jacket, but it was just that he was REALLY large! I din't hink he was that big!
The asian-actor-wannabe (sorry if you post on here...) was annoying.
What was the website that he said sold Vans? (I may have to add to my 30 pair collection!)
The 4 hours flew by! I would definately go see him again!

Human Torch · 10-01-2008, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Puxlut

It was awesome! I think the hardest I laughed was when the WIlliam-Hung-Wanna-Be kept giggling. I was in tears!!!

That guy was funny,
"Make a high school musical where jay and silent bob are female!"
Smith, "No!"
"Ok, it's your choice!"

schnee · 10-01-2008, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Human Torch

That guy was funny,
"Make a high school musical where jay and silent bob are female!"
Smith, "No!"
"Ok, it's your choice!"

That was funny...

William-Hung-Wanna-Bes' nose was bleeding everywhere.

Got a good laugh out of the story/interaction that formed when the gal who married the Sebastian-Bach body guard came to the mic.

10-01-2008, 10:33 AM

I know I wanted to "do" Sebastian Bach when "18 and Life" came out too...
The 17 year-old bearded kid's come back about the beer was right on too.

Knut · 10-01-2008, 11:03 AM

I quite enjoyed the first few hours of it... especially the chinese guy who was so nervous he bled on himself.

I also liked the guy that took the greyhound down to Calgary, from Edmonton, on sunday because he thought that was the day of the show. He then had to go back up and back down before the show last night.

What i didnt like:

Now i may not be a huge Kevin Smith fan, but i do find him quite funny... However the constant Anal Sex jokes really were too much for me. I was expecting quite a few, but not 3 hours worth. It got a little repetitive..

flip · 10-01-2008, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Puxlut

It was awesome! I think the hardest I laughed was when the WIlliam-Hung-Wanna-Be kept giggling. I was in tears!!!
When he first came out, I thought he had some free t-shirts stashed under his jacket, but it was just that he was REALLY large! I din't hink he was that big!
The asian-actor-wannabe (sorry if you post on here...) was annoying.
What was the website that he said sold Vans? (I may have to add to my 30 pair collection!)
The 4 hours flew by! I would definately go see him again!

http://canada.zappos.com/

sadora · 10-01-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Hesla

I quite enjoyed the first few hours of it... especially the chinese guy who was so nervous he bled on himself.

I also liked the guy that took the greyhound down to Calgary, from Edmonton, on sunday because he thought that was the day of the show. He then had to go back up and back down before the show last night.

What i didnt like:

Now i may not be a huge Kevin Smith fan, but i do find him quite funny... However the constant Anal Sex jokes really were too much for me. I was expecting quite a few, but not 3 hours worth. It got a little repetitive..

The guy has made his fame by d!ck and fart jokes, what else were you expecting. I remember last time he was in Calgary he went on for almost an hour on a story about having hemorrhoids and having to sit through jury duty. He was quite descriptive and I remember a few people left half way, it was hilarious though.

Knut · 10-01-2008, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by sadora

The guy has made his fame by d!ck and fart jokes, what else were you expecting. I remember last time he was in Calgary he went on for almost an hour on a story about having hemorrhoids and having to sit through jury duty. He was quite descriptive and I remember a few people left half way, it was hilarious though.

Oh quite true... i mean i was laughing pretty hard when he was talking about having an Anal Fissure...

But... i would have liked some more variety...