03-07-2008, 01:42 AM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by Sainters7
Haha I won't even get into what I thought you were supposed to do to a girl when I first heard the slang expression for going down on her... 
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Or the girl next door who wanted you to come over and play doctor
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03-07-2008, 07:17 AM
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#42
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Vernon, BC
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I used to believe we lived to be 100, no more, no less.
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03-07-2008, 09:02 AM
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#43
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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I thought hookers had something to do with fishing.
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03-07-2008, 09:54 AM
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#44
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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I used to believe that politicians were honest, and if you read it in the paper, heard it on the radio or saw it on TV, it was the truth.
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03-07-2008, 10:04 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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I used to believe radio stations were preprogrammed into the radio. I was VERY surprised when I took my radio to another country and all of a sudden the stations I knew had been replaced by stations where they were speaking another language!
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03-07-2008, 10:05 AM
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#46
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Franchise Player
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That the Microwave, vacuum, and one not the pair just one of my winter boots where alive and loved mayonnaise, but only Hellmann's and when day my mom bought miracle whip I thought they where going to kill me in my sleep
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03-07-2008, 10:07 AM
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#47
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Franchise Player
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I thought dogs were boys and cats were girls. I now realize that's true in about 50% of cases but back then I was upset that our dog and cat weren't getting along.
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03-07-2008, 10:07 AM
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#48
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda
oh, and i used to think the term "school of fish" was an actual fish school at the bottom of a lake. i always wondered what exactly they learned down there
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"Eat Teh Shiny"
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03-07-2008, 10:23 AM
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#49
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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People were being attacked by Gorillas (not guerillas).
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03-07-2008, 10:28 AM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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I convinced my sister if I aimed the tv remote at her and pressed a button it would electocute her. I used this to make her do my bidding -- get me a snack from the fridge, get my toys, etc. Yeah, I guess I was kind of a mean brother sometimes...
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03-07-2008, 10:30 AM
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#51
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackEleven
I convinced my sister if I aimed the tv remote at her and pressed a button it would electocute her. I used this to make her do my bidding -- get me a snack from the fridge, get my toys, etc. Yeah, I guess I was kind of a mean brother sometimes...
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Man I wish I would have thought about that one. I was good at being mean but not good enough obviously
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03-07-2008, 10:47 AM
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#52
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Wherever the cooler is.
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The boogeyman...wouldn't go into a room without reaching in and flicking the lightswitch on first.
My one friend's mom made up this monster called Juby or something like that, and said it lived in their basement. Needless to say, we were all careful down there after that.
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03-07-2008, 10:57 AM
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#53
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
People were being attacked by Gorillas (not guerillas).
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that is awesome! LOL!
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03-07-2008, 10:59 AM
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#54
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Crash and Bang Winger
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I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed and for the longest time I thought Hakan Loob was two people. Hak and Loob. Might have been the way Whalen said it but probably not. A few years later I thought the country duo Brooks and Dunn was one person Brookson Dunn.
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03-07-2008, 10:59 AM
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#55
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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I used to believe high school was hard.
I used to believe the Oscars were fun to watch.
I used to believe the Philadelphia Flyers had red uniforms. (My grandfather's colour tv wasn't quite spot on).
I used to believe Darryl Sittler was a God and that Tim Foli was the best shortstop in the history of the world.
I used to believe spending a hot summer afternoon at a small town swimming pool on the prairie was the height of leisure.
I used to believe that eating a wiener and a slice of bread, washed down with a bottle of Orange Crush, all while sitting on the banks of the Raven River with a fishing pole in hand, was the height of culinary delight.
I used to believe that riding a bicycle across a small prairie town was hard . . . . .
I used to believe 15 cents for a comic book and 10 cents for a chocolate bar were pretty stiff prices.
I used to believe digging tunnels in big snow drifts was safe . . . .
Cowperson
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03-07-2008, 11:01 AM
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#56
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Franchise Player
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I used to believe that Ed Whalen did live play-by-play at the Saddledome and not just on TV.
I was so surprised when I watched my first ever Flames game at the Saddledome and it was dead silent during the action!
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03-07-2008, 11:24 AM
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#57
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Berger_4_
The boogeyman...wouldn't go into a room without reaching in and flicking the lightswitch on first.
My one friend's mom made up this monster called Juby or something like that, and said it lived in their basement. Needless to say, we were all careful down there after that.
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Makes you wonder what his mom was doing in the basement....
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03-07-2008, 11:30 AM
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#58
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
I used to believe high school was hard.
I used to believe the Oscars were fun to watch.
I used to believe the Philadelphia Flyers had red uniforms. (My grandfather's colour tv wasn't quite spot on).
I used to believe Darryl Sittler was a God and that Tim Foli was the best shortstop in the history of the world.
I used to believe spending a hot summer afternoon at a small town swimming pool on the prairie was the height of leisure.
I used to believe that eating a wiener and a slice of bread, washed down with a bottle of Orange Crush, all while sitting on the banks of the Raven River with a fishing pole in hand, was the height of culinary delight.
I used to believe that riding a bicycle across a small prairie town was hard . . . . .
I used to believe 15 cents for a comic book and 10 cents for a chocolate bar were pretty stiff prices.
I used to believe digging tunnels in big snow drifts was safe . . . .
Cowperson
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Pretty sure that still is the culmination of what it means to be a man.
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03-07-2008, 11:34 AM
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#59
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
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I used to believe that eating a wiener and a slice of bread, washed down with a bottle of Orange Crush, all while sitting on the banks of the Raven River with a fishing pole in hand, was the height of culinary delight.
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You mean it isn't?
I used to sit on the banks of the Battle River with a fishing pole and similar picnic delicacies, and I recall that being living and eating right.
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03-07-2008, 11:37 AM
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#60
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackEleven
I convinced my sister if I aimed the tv remote at her and pressed a button it would electocute her. I used this to make her do my bidding -- get me a snack from the fridge, get my toys, etc. Yeah, I guess I was kind of a mean brother sometimes...
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hehe, that is mean! I caught my sister stealing Pokemon cards from a Shoppers once and threatened to tell on her every time I wanted her to do something for me.
Making them get you a snack is unbelievably satisfying
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