[Bump] Hooker and/or Blow

[zukes]

I smoked some pot that was laced once, and that was by accident. No hookers, though I have had things done to me by strippers a couple times. Funny what some of them will do when you are spending a business relations money like it's going out of style

[Calgaryborn]

Originally Posted by Dan02

I must say IMO a hooker is probably more dangerous then partaking in the occasional recreational drug.

In grade 7 we had our first go at a sex education class. I don't believe there was any curriculum at the time. We just had a local Doctor come have a talk to us boys about sex. I assume the girls were getting the same speech elsewhere. The highlight was when one boy asked if a girl could get pregnant from a blow job to the giggles of the whole class. Anyways during this doctors speech the doctor suggested that a hooker was far cleaner than the average women who tends to sleep around. His reasoning being that they were professionals.

I've never been with a hooker or tried blow.

[troutman]

Ween's Jimmy Buffet parody, Bananas and Blow:

Sancho brought a message from the fat man
Sorry boy, to leave you high and dry
But I went to see my mom in Ensenada
And I left a little something to help the time go by
Just a little something to help to keep you high

Bananas and Blow, Bananas and blow
Stuck in my cabana, living on bananas and blow

Now the rainy season reminds me of Maria
The way she danced, the color of her hair
Now I'm locked inside a stall in the cantina
Eating the bananas and cocaine off the mirror
Looking for a ticket to take me away from here

Bananas and Blow, Bananas and blow
Stuck in my cabana, living on bananas and blow

Bananas and Blow, Bananas and blow
Stuck in my cabana, living on bananas and blow

Bananas and Blow, Bananas and blow
Stuck in my cabana, living on bananas and blow

Bananas and Blow, Oh Bananas and blow
I'm stuck in my cabana, living on Bananas and blow

[FlamingLonghorn]

If my real name wasn't my nickname I could tell you some stories but not about hookers...

[troutman]

One time, on spring break, we were in this bar in Sosua, Dominican Republic. Some nice local girls were buying us drinks, and calling us "juanito". Then, we noticed their large managers in the back, and put two and two together. Got the hell out of there.

Never did blow, despite living in Vancouver for 5 years. Tried most other things, and would not recommend any of it, except maybe mushrooms. You laugh so much, tears are streaming out of your eyes - other people hallucinate, so not for everyone. I have seen drugs ruin many lives, and turn good people into zombies.

Cranberries, Salvation

To all the people doing lines
Don’t do it, don’t do it
Inject your soul with liberty
It’s free, it’s free
To all the kids with heroin eyes
Don’t do it, don’t do it
Cos it’s not, not what it seems
Oh no it’s not, not what it seems
(chorus)
Salvation, salvation, salvation is free
Salvation, salvation, salvation is free
To all the parents with sleepless nights
Sleepless nights
Tie your kids home to their beds
Clean their heads
To all the kids with heroin eyes
Don’t do it, don’t do it
Cos it’s not, not what it seems
No no it’s not, not what it seems
(repeat chorus)


Stick to alcohol.

Grandmaster Flash - White Lines (Don't Do It)

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.n...256D8A002F62FA

Ticket to ride, white line highway
Tell all your friends, they can go my way
Pay your toll, sell your soul
Pound for pound costs more than gold
The longer you stay, the more you pay
My white lines go a long way
Either up your nose or through your vein
With nothin to gain except killin’ your brain

Has anyone done more blow than the members of Fleetwood Mac? Gold Dust Woman:

Rock on -- gold dust woman
Take your silver spoon
And dig your grave

[stang]

Blow is a fun drug right up until you run out... then it sucks ass and you feel like you let everyone down. I know that feeling where buddy came clean to his mom.

It also still sucks a week later where you cant breathe out of your nose, and you are blowing blood snot into the tissue.

My buddy is one of those guys who when he drinks he gets drunk and cant talk straight and when you talk to him he just mumbles something incoherently... put a couple lines in him and he is the life of the party... (although grinding his teeth bad)

[VANFLAMESFAN]

For my 24th bday, my buddies got me an escort. Best bday present ever!!! Fantastic. Not a hooker, so I didn't feel as dirty.

No blow for me.

[Crazy Flamer]

Blow is just an evil drug, pure and simple. No good comes of it. And its addictive nature is very well hidden. I could tell several stories that could sober this thread up in an instant, but that is for another time.

Hookers? Well lets just say what happens in Amsterdam stays in Amsterdam.

[GoinAllTheWay]

Originally Posted by Thor

No hookers, done blow a few times.

x5

Chatted with a number of hookers whilst hammered downtown, bout as close as I'll let myself get.

[J pold]

neither here

[Ford Prefect]

Heck, I was honest with my mom when I used to smoke pot, so coming clean anonymously on here is nothing.

Blow ... yes. I used to hang with friends and work with guys that were into it, and tried it a few times. It was okay, but I figured overall it was highly overrated. Fun to ski on though.

Hookers ... no. I had the chance once at a stag party and even the thought of doing it with a hooker made me feel unclean. Yuck.

[Matata]

I've done coke a few times, didn't do a thing for me, except cost a nutsack and make it hard to breath. I have done crack, I went to a house party that turned out to be a crack party, when in Rome...I remember waking up the next day and thinking 'goddamn I want some crack', its definetly a 'get instantly addicted, marry a whore and ruin your life' kind of drug.

I've been to amsterdam, I decided to be open minded about hookers, but I never felt compelled to get one, so no dice. It sounds like Amsterdam is phasing out the red light district, so I'm a little sad I didn't take part of their history.

[JohnnyB]

There sure is an abundance of hookers here in Shanghai. Pretty much every night I'm at a bar there will be one or two opportunities with some gorgeous hookers. I've not done it, but one or two of my Chinese buddies with money think little of it.

I have been around plenty of blow, but I've never done it. I've had interest, but I've just never wanted to enough to follow up on the curiosity.

[Mike Oxlong]

Blow - Check

Hookers - No

Strippers - Check

[DuffMan]

yes

[Torture]

Anyways during this doctors speech the doctor suggested that a hooker was far cleaner than the average women who tends to sleep around. His reasoning being that they were professionals.

He was probably just trying to justify it to himself so that he wouldn't feel as bad about it.

[rubecube]

I used to do blow every weekend for about a year and then I quit because it was ruining my life and alienating a lot of my friends. Someone above me put it best when they said the hardest part about quitting it is just being able to go out and get drunk without wanting a line after you're completely trashed.

I've had a few close calls with hookers but could never convince myself to go through with it.

[Flames_Gimp]

hookers, no blow lol

[peter12]

Originally Posted by BBQorMILDEW

My one experience with a hooker was in San Jose Costa Rica... I was sitting in a pub with my buddy, we had been scuba diving all day and we decided that we would get really pissed and walk home to the hostel.. I was pretty gooned due to the fact that it was 95 degrees out and it was really cheap booze, I managed to start up a conversation with this girl sitting at the end of the bar. Amazing body, not so amazing face.. I called her a butterface. (everything but her face) Well my spanish is pretty good so i felt confident that i could hold down a conversation with her.. I bought her a drink and we started talking. After 5 or 6 more shots drunk Jesse (my name) came out.

He is a horny little bugger with a mind of his own...

Anyways to make a long story short, In the process of talking to her she says that she is a prostituta.. Which we can all figure out what that means..

I only had around 10 dollars on me, they were called colones. I offered her 10 dollars to go to the back alley and suck me off. She obliged and we set course to "pearl necklace alley" (as i liked to call it) She sucked me off like it was her last ever..

After i was done I sat there dumbfounded, amazed that i had actually got a hooker to suck me off. I didn't know what to say to her, so i gave her the wink and the gun and muttered gracias...

2 months with no makes you do some interesting things..

Went back home the next week, got a STD test which came back negative.

For the first time in my life I actually felt shame..

A week isn't nearly long enough for some nasty bugs to show up.

I've also done absolutely neither of both.

[BlAcKNoVa]

None for me, thankfully.