Grad Quotes...Got Any Good Ones?

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by Locke

I can always do guest speaker gigs.

My retainer:

1. You are never allowed to use my real name. Refer to me only as Locke.
2. A bottle of Chivas Regal scotch.
3. Open Bar afterwards.
4. 2 of the hottest chicks in the crowd, for undisclosed relations, no questions asked. Must be over 18.
5. $1000 in small, unmarked "Disneyland Money" Bills.

Frig I'll give you a cut deal compared to this:

1. Fly me to Calgary
2. An 8 Pack of Keith's
3. I'll pay for the bar
4. 2 of the hottest chicks in the crowd, no questions asked. Must only have ID saying they're over 18, they don't *have* to be
5. $500 Monopoly money is fine


and you can refer to me by my first name (but not last)

[Berger_4_]

So, I had this great big post typed out in response to your deals there Locke and MQS...(and it was a good deal at that...a bunch of Monopoly Money, 4 hot chicks who may or may not be eighteen and may or may not have questionable morals...and a nice bottle of Gibson's Finest). But alas, the computer crashed on me, so the deal is no more. I will however give you a high five over the internet for all that you (and all the others) have helped me with so far. Seriously I do appreciate. I'll get on my speech-writing here MQS and I'll be sure to PM it to you. Thanks again!

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Berger_4_

So, I had this great big post typed out in response to your deals there Locke and MQS...(and it was a good deal at that...a bunch of Monopoly Money, 4 hot chicks who may or may not be eighteen and may or may not have questionable morals...and a nice bottle of Gibson's Finest). But alas, the computer crashed on me, so the deal is no more. I will however give you a high five over the internet for all that you (and all the others) have helped me with so far. Seriously I do appreciate. I'll get on my speech-writing here MQS and I'll be sure to PM it to you. Thanks again!

I'm snubbed!! Oh, foul beast, oh ungrateful fate!! My vengeance shall be slow, unwieldy, awkward and awful!!

[Berger_4_]

Haha oh okay, you too Locke. You helped a bit too...

[Locke]

Heed my words young speaker, and successful your speech shall be.

[trudinator]

Originally Posted by Berger_4_

So I was in the School Sucks thread, thinking about school...and I came to the realization that I'm graduating this year... (Shocking I know)

And I gots to thinkin' bout what I'm going to say at grad. I think I might end up emceeing, so do you guys have any witty quotes for me for both that and for the whole write in the yearbook thing? (I'm looking to you Locke and CC)

A Toast to the Board of Education

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