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Old 01-10-2008, 07:48 PM   #41
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Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris
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Old 01-10-2008, 07:49 PM   #42
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id vote for him, just purely for that
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Old 01-11-2008, 01:13 AM   #43
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:06 AM   #44
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Chuck Norris is tough that under Chuck Norris's beard isn't a chin. But another fist
what episode is that from? i thought i had caught up with FG completely, but apparently i was wrong
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Old 01-11-2008, 03:09 AM   #45
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Chuck Norris once had a testicle counting competition with Lance Armstrong. He won by 5
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Old 01-11-2008, 06:21 AM   #46
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CN once ate 3 72-ounce steaks in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.
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Old 01-11-2008, 09:43 AM   #47
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the only person who cried when chuck norris was born was the doctor. never slap chuck norris.
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Old 01-11-2008, 09:46 AM   #48
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what episode is that from? i thought i had caught up with FG completely, but apparently i was wrong
I can't remember why, but they moved to Texas. I think it was because Stewie was wanted for something. Probably murder
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Old 01-11-2008, 11:22 AM   #49
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Chuck Norris jokes haven't died yet? I thought it's fifteen minutes was long gone.
You clearly do not play horde in World of Warcraft.
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id vote for him, just purely for that
Or would you vote for Mike Huckabee, who Chuck Norris endorses?

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Old 01-11-2008, 12:40 PM   #51
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice
Chuck Norris once finished the song that never ends
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi
There was no such thing as a giraffe until Chuck Norris uppercutted a deer
Meh, he had a 1 in 10 shot.
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Old 01-11-2008, 01:46 PM   #52
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they once made chuck norris toilet paper, there was only one problem, it wouldn't take s**t from anyone.
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Old 01-11-2008, 02:02 PM   #53
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This one might be a little on the edge so if it is I'm sorry but to funny to not share...

Chuck Norris has sex with every woman in the world once a month and they bleed for a week after because of it.
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I can't remember why, but they moved to Texas. I think it was because Stewie was wanted for something. Probably murder
The town thought Stewie was possessed by the devil. Lois was auditioning to be the new church organist and while there, Stewie drank "the blood of Christ," (which is actually wine) and began throwing it all up. They thought that was a sign of the devil. The witch hunt began and they flee to Texas.

Now... back to Chuck Norris everyone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't endorse a candidate, he tells American how it's gonna be.
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My opinion is that these jokes should refer to the person that truly deserves them, i.e. Richard Dean Anderson
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Old 01-12-2008, 01:44 AM   #58
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Huckbee is Chuck's choice. Didn't you see Chuck Norris beaming behind Huck during his victory speech? Did Chuck Norris cure cancer?
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When Chuck Norris meets someone he doesn't like, but they aren't worth killing, he just glares at them and points north.

We call these people 'Canadians'.
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When Chuck Norris take's a piss he clogs the toilet.
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