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Old 12-07-2007, 02:55 PM   #41
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Hi I'm *insert name* you might remember me from such drunken escapades as *insert drunken escapade*

All the time. I open all of my business presentations with it....
Hi I'm *locke* you might remember me from such drunken escapades as *the guy that jumped out of your window before you came in with a baseball bat cause your wife locked your bedroom door*
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:00 PM   #42
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:01 PM   #43
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Repeating a quote that's already been said? That's a paddlin'.
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:05 PM   #44
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Repeating a quote that's already been said? That's a paddlin'.
Somehow, I said it more elegantly than that other poster.

Look Brain - I don't like you, and you don't like me. Let's just get this over with, so I can get back to killing you slowly with beer.
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:08 PM   #45
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Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:11 PM   #46
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Repeating a quote that's already been said? That's a paddlin'.
hahaha oh man! what's that one from?
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:14 PM   #47
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Hi I'm *locke* you might remember me from such drunken escapades as *the guy that jumped out of your window before you came in with a baseball bat cause your wife locked your bedroom door*
I'm sorry if that was your wife.....

Thats actually not as far off base as I'd like.

I quote the "Behind the Laughter" episode alot.

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I want to set the record straight
I thought...the cop...was a prostitute
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:16 PM   #49
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hahaha oh man! what's that one from?
Its from season 4'ish, when all the teachers go on strike and they have to bring in people from the neighbourhood to teach classes, its Jasper(Grandpa's friend with the beard) who says it, he's layin down the groundrules in Lisa's class on the first day of class while holdin a paddle. Its a gooder
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Its from season 4'ish, when all the teachers go on strike and they have to bring in people from the neighbourhood to teach classes, its Jasper(Grandpa's friend with the beard) who says it, he's layin down the groundrules in Lisa's class on the first day of class while holdin a paddle. Its a gooder
hahaha yeah, and then his beard gets stuck in the pencil sharpener
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:17 PM   #51
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Aww, thanks a lot a**wipe.

My kids like to use "Hey Mom, our crap shack's going to hell". about our lovely old house.
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Look Brain - I don't like you, and you don't like me. Let's just get this over with, so I can get back to killing you slowly with beer.
Shut up Brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip.


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hahaha oh man! what's that one from?
When they had to use substitute teachers and the old guy with the long beard was telling the class his rules. Willy was the french teacher "bonjouuuurrrrrrrrr"...
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http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F19.html

It's from the episode where the teachers go on strike and classes are taught by community members. That line was said by Jasper as he was going over the class rules:

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window...that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's a
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that's a paddling.

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Old 12-07-2007, 03:25 PM   #54
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also from that episode...

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

and the PTA is disbanding...ahhhhh <jumps out window>
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The Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down?
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Simpson!!! (as yelled by Mick Jagger)
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I always modify "Make rocket go now" from the NASA episode (conveniently my favourite episode) to be whatever I'm playing with while hoping to make it work..

i.e.:
"Make matlab go now"
"Make radar go now"
"Make Prius go now"

And everywhere in Portland at the moment seems to serve Clam Chowder.. so there's a lot of

SHAOW-DARE.. SHAOW-DARE.. It's pronounced CHOWDER. Say it Frenchie!
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I always modify "Make rocket go now" from the NASA episode (conveniently my favourite episode) to be whatever I'm playing with while hoping to make it work..

i.e.:
"Make matlab go now"
"Make radar go now"
"Make Prius go now"

And everywhere in Portland at the moment seems to serve Clam Chowder.. so there's a lot of

SHAOW-DARE.. SHAOW-DARE.. It's pronounced CHOWDER. Say it Frenchie!


Yep, love that one.
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:34 PM   #59
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Typing paddling when it was clearly paddlin', that's a paddlin'.
ooh, you had better believe THATS a paddlin'

another is marge "mmmmmmnnnn!' (disapproving)
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:35 PM   #60
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YEEEESsssssss

Why do you talk like that?

I had a strooooke
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