09-12-2007, 08:41 PM
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#41
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Are you wearing Space Pants.....
the rest of it is self explanatory
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09-12-2007, 08:44 PM
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#42
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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09-12-2007, 08:45 PM
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#43
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Franchise Player
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Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.
My belt buckle's so shiny I can see you in my pants.
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09-12-2007, 08:48 PM
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#44
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhetts_the_Best
Are you wearing Space Pants.....
the rest of it is self explanatory
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are you wearing astronaut pants? cause you have a nice ass
(best said very very drunk)
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09-12-2007, 09:02 PM
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#45
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Wherever the cooler is.
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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
that polar bear one is gold i'm telling you
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09-12-2007, 09:14 PM
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#46
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Excuse me, my friends bet me I wouldn't have the courage to go talk to that girl (point at some hottie) but I thought you were far more beautiful so will you help me lose that bet?
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09-12-2007, 09:15 PM
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#47
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Kelowna
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Do you work at Subway?
-no matter what she says, respond with-
Cuz you just gave me a footlong.
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09-12-2007, 09:30 PM
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#48
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Hey baby, why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.
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09-12-2007, 09:32 PM
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#49
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Likes Cartoons
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By the powers of Sauron, you will be my Frodo!!
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09-12-2007, 09:35 PM
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#50
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Can't believe that the best Quagmire line isn't here yet:
"Do you have a wrench in your pocket? Cuz as soon as you walked up my nuts got tight!"
Also, I think that the astronaut line is supposed to finish "cuz your ass is outta this world"
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09-12-2007, 09:41 PM
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#51
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Another Quagmire line:
"Are you a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you."
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-Elle-
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09-12-2007, 09:58 PM
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#52
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout
Sorry to interupt, I've got a quick question. My friends and I were having this argument, it's a stupid argument granted, but we were wondering if you could settle it for us. Do you know how much a Polar Bear weights?
*insert whatever the answer is*
Ok cool, _______, ummm yeah that should be enough to break the ice, Hi my name is . . . "
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That is my most favourite pick up line ever. I've never used it, but I have convinced many drunk friends to use it. I blame the lack of success to their extreme drunken state, not the line.
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09-12-2007, 11:40 PM
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#53
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Franchise Player
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Do you like it regular or in the p.u.s.s.y??
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09-12-2007, 11:59 PM
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#54
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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I have a few that I think are annoying:
"I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is."
"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"
"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
In terms of ones that have worked:
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
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09-13-2007, 12:05 AM
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#55
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Powerplay Quarterback
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"So....I hear you like stuff...."
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"Correction, it's not your leg son. It's Liverpool's leg" - Shankly
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09-13-2007, 12:15 AM
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#56
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Phaneuf3
are you wearing astronaut pants? cause you have a nice ass
(best said very very drunk)
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than you say because your butt is out of this world
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09-13-2007, 12:30 AM
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#57
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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My favorite one went like this.
"I can do a somersault...and a backflip."
I then walked away and five minutes later my buddy went up.
"So, I hear you're into somersaults."
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09-13-2007, 05:56 AM
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#58
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#1 Goaltender
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You put the rump in scrumptious.
Not only a good ice breaker, but it is an automatic test to see if your target can spell or not.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Biff
If the NHL ever needs an enema, Edmonton is where they'll insert it.
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09-13-2007, 06:52 AM
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#59
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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Bond. James Bond.
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Do you know how to use a whip?
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
and finally.....
I just bought some Blow, are you the other half of the equation?
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09-13-2007, 07:30 AM
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#60
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhetts_the_Best
than you say because your butt is out of this world
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pffft its a lot more fun to absolutely butcher those really cheesy ones that everyone knows
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