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Old 09-12-2007, 08:41 PM   #41
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Are you wearing Space Pants.....

the rest of it is self explanatory
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:44 PM   #42
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:45 PM   #43
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Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only 10 I see.

My belt buckle's so shiny I can see you in my pants.
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:48 PM   #44
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Are you wearing Space Pants.....

the rest of it is self explanatory
are you wearing astronaut pants? cause you have a nice ass

(best said very very drunk)
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:02 PM   #45
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Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

that polar bear one is gold i'm telling you
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:14 PM   #46
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Excuse me, my friends bet me I wouldn't have the courage to go talk to that girl (point at some hottie) but I thought you were far more beautiful so will you help me lose that bet?
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:15 PM   #47
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Do you work at Subway?

-no matter what she says, respond with-

Cuz you just gave me a footlong.
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:30 PM   #48
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Hey baby, why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:32 PM   #49
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By the powers of Sauron, you will be my Frodo!!
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:35 PM   #50
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Can't believe that the best Quagmire line isn't here yet:

"Do you have a wrench in your pocket? Cuz as soon as you walked up my nuts got tight!"

Also, I think that the astronaut line is supposed to finish "cuz your ass is outta this world"
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:41 PM   #51
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Another Quagmire line:

"Are you a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you."
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Old 09-12-2007, 09:58 PM   #52
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Sorry to interupt, I've got a quick question. My friends and I were having this argument, it's a stupid argument granted, but we were wondering if you could settle it for us. Do you know how much a Polar Bear weights?

*insert whatever the answer is*

Ok cool, _______, ummm yeah that should be enough to break the ice, Hi my name is . . . "
That is my most favourite pick up line ever. I've never used it, but I have convinced many drunk friends to use it. I blame the lack of success to their extreme drunken state, not the line.
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:40 PM   #53
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Do you like it regular or in the p.u.s.s.y??
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:59 PM   #54
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I have a few that I think are annoying:

"I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is."

"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

In terms of ones that have worked:

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."

"I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"

"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
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Old 09-13-2007, 12:05 AM   #55
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"So....I hear you like stuff...."
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Old 09-13-2007, 12:15 AM   #56
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are you wearing astronaut pants? cause you have a nice ass

(best said very very drunk)
than you say because your butt is out of this world
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Old 09-13-2007, 12:30 AM   #57
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My favorite one went like this.

"I can do a somersault...and a backflip."

I then walked away and five minutes later my buddy went up.

"So, I hear you're into somersaults."
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Old 09-13-2007, 05:56 AM   #58
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You put the rump in scrumptious.


Not only a good ice breaker, but it is an automatic test to see if your target can spell or not.
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:52 AM   #59
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Bond. James Bond.

I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Do you know how to use a whip?

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

and finally.....

I just bought some Blow, are you the other half of the equation?
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:30 AM   #60
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than you say because your butt is out of this world
pffft its a lot more fun to absolutely butcher those really cheesy ones that everyone knows
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