Condom Varieties

[Bill Bumface]

Originally Posted by zukes

Dude, if she's on the pill, pulling out ain't gonna do jack. If she gets gonna get pregnant on the pill, all the pulling out in the world isn't gonna stop it. Sperm come out all the time when you are going at it, even if the bulk is with the money shot.

Of course if you like shooting around the room then by all means keep pulling out.

I read something recently debunking that. The study showed that was only true when there was leftovers hanging around. If you'd urinated since the last time you were good to go.

It was the first I'd heard of it, and I don't remember the source, and unfortunately that's not something I'm willing to search at work

[flip]

as a manager of a drug store i can safely say that the relatively new ultra thin trojans are far and away the best and most popular in terms of feeling.

http://www.trojan.ca/en/productdetai...?product_id=16

[MRCboicgy]

We use Trojan Magnum Twisted--feels great no matter if you're (I'm) pitching or catching!

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by lifer

In this day and age, with cars, trains, busses, plains and so many other ways to get away from a pregnant woman, why the hell would anybody use a condom?

[Superfraggle]

I just tell her about the internet message board on which I discuss things like condom brands. Risk of impregnation immediately drops to nil. Better than condoms AND the pill.

[albertGQ]

She can't find you when she's only got your first name

[flylock shox]

I can't believe Prez isn't responsible for this thread.

That said, Trojans ruined my sex life for 3 years. Don't buy them. They're for midgets.

I like Lifestyles. They're Canadian, they're inexpensive, they're roomy, and they rarely fall off (and they say "sorry" when they do).

Disclaimer: likelihood of falling off increases with alcohol consumption. Fortunately, level of caring decreases with alcohol consumption. And it's a proven medical fact that you can neither impregnate someone, nor catch an STD, when your blood alcohol level is higher than 0.23. It's true!

[zukes]

Originally Posted by flylock shox

And it's a proven medical fact that you can neither impregnate someone, nor catch an STD, when your blood alcohol level is higher than 0.23. It's true!

I should be good about 90 % of the time, the rest of the day is my last few hours of sleep.

[wittynickname]

Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame

Triple bag it with Safeway shopping bags, you can never go wrong. =)

When I was in high school, kids seriously did this. Not triple bagging, just single bagging.

And it resulted in a syphilis outbreak. Ahh, public schools.

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by wittynickname

When I was in high school, kids seriously did this. Not triple bagging, just single bagging.

And it resulted in a syphilis outbreak. Ahh, public schools.

WDF

Ah yes to be young and dumb.

This thread is waaaayyy too personal for an internet message board

[Juventus3]

Originally Posted by albertGQ

When in doubt, pull out!!!

No condom needed

The only thing harder than pulling out in time is convincing your girlfriend to go through with 3 straight abortions...

That was a joke.

Funny that this thread came up...My girlfriend got a sample of those new trojan twister condoms a couple of weeks ago, so naturally we used it and she said she liked it...i didn't really notice anything, but lets be honest, they only are thinking of the girls for these gimmic names. Anyways, at the drug store yesterday I bought the 12 pack of these dumb things and last night the freaking condom fell off...twice! I know this will only fuel 'they're too big for you!' comments...but that honestly is not the case. I looked at one this morning (an unused one, lol)...and they look like a bobblehead doll. absolutely MASSIVE at the tip...i think the 'twisted' part just means wrinkled and not a good fit at the tip.

So basically, don't buy those things...

And I have 9 for sale or exchange.

[Juventus3]

Originally Posted by fotze

You should put them in the vuy/sell forum

Ha! Your mind is in the right place, sir.

[Azure]

Ohhhh...a condom thread with a fotze comment....

[PYroMaNiaC]

Originally Posted by Ford Prefect

Vasectomy ... one of the great side benefits of planned parenting.

Do this.

Originally Posted by SeeGeeWhy

If you want the best bang for your buck (pun intended) buy the Elexa from trojan. You're getting it because in the box comes a small ring with a vibrating knob that you can strategically position to help enhance the action. No lube or 'sensation additive' will ever compare to a vibrating, live action, lightning bolt of love. You can take that to the bank.

Then just buy the ring - available from Durex in a little pink box for about $6.

WOOOEEEE!

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by PYroMaNiaC

Do this.



Then just buy the ring - available from Durex in a little pink box for about $6.

WOOOEEEE!

is that thing a one shot deal

[Flash Walken]

I vote for Lifestyles thin.

[PYroMaNiaC]

Originally Posted by return to the red

is that thing a one shot deal

The battery isn't replaceable - at least not that I could figure out. I usually get two go-rounds out of each one, but that's using it only for actual intercourse, not all the fun stuff that comes first.

[CrusaderPi]

Get her to shell out for those female condoms. Things always work better when the decision isn't left up to you.

[Ha Ha Stupid Oilers]

Thanks for all the feedback guys!
but it looks like the girlfriend has admited that she'd much prefer condomless sex. w00t on saving money and getting a better feel

So to the guys who said "pull it out on time", wouldnt this be too dangerous to be doing if she isnt on the pill or using any kind of protection?

[CrusaderPi]

Originally Posted by Ha Ha Stupid Oilers

Thanks for all the feedback guys!
but it looks like the girlfriend has admited that she'd much prefer condomless sex. w00t on saving money and getting a better feel

So to the guys who said "pull it out on time", wouldnt this be too dangerous to be doing if she isnt on the pill or using any kind of protection?

Pulling out is a flawless method of birth control if used properly.

If used improperly, it's 50/50 at best.