05-16-2007, 12:56 PM
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#41
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by J pold
Send him a toe in the mail
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Lol, that was a good one.
Locke.
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05-16-2007, 01:06 PM
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#42
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Norm!
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Take a dead trout, put it in out it in a box for 72 hours make sure you pack the box full of that packing popcorn and the fish is well concealed, leave box in a shadded semi warm area preferably outside. Place note in box that says "People who welch on hockey pools make me want to wretch" wrap up box nice and neat, send it to friend via courier with a dummy name on it.
He unwrappes the fox and digs through it hitting the fish who is now gas swollen and feels totally gross. Fish bursts producing an unholy odor that makes him puke like a champ whenever he see's seafood.
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05-16-2007, 01:06 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
Visit her in the hospital, kiss her on the head, and say "he/she looks just like me! Good job!"
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awww its got my eyes.
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05-16-2007, 01:29 PM
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#44
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Take a dead trout, put it in out it in a box for 72 hours make sure you pack the box full of that packing popcorn and the fish is well concealed, leave box in a shadded semi warm area preferably outside. Place note in box that says "People who welch on hockey pools make me want to wretch" wrap up box nice and neat, send it to friend via courier with a dummy name on it.
He unwrappes the fox and digs through it hitting the fish who is now gas swollen and feels totally gross. Fish bursts producing an unholy odor that makes him puke like a champ whenever he see's seafood.
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Combine the ideas. Put a Toe in the Fish's mouth.
Locke.
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The Beatings Shall Continue Until Morale Improves!
This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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05-16-2007, 01:31 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Combine the ideas. Put a Toe in the Fish's mouth.
Locke.
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Don't know if that one would work. If you got a rotting fish in the mail, would you check to see if there's anything in its mouth? 
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05-16-2007, 06:58 PM
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#47
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Franchise Player
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Firefly, you are ****ing cold hearted.
The rotting fish idea, though, is fantastic.
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05-16-2007, 07:27 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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So, the guy basically stole from everyone in the pool and you're all cool with that? 
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05-16-2007, 07:52 PM
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#49
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SeeGeeWhy
So, the guy basically stole from everyone in the pool and you're all cool with that? |
I think only one person knows he hasn't paid me. His wife doesn't know either, if she did, he'd be on the s***list (again) and I'd have the money.
We have 3 places for money in the playoff pool and when it comes time for me to give the cash to the people in 2nd and 3rd, I'm going to let them know they'll get their money only once I have the regular season money. I'm sure he'll get a couple phone calls then.
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