take off your shoe and ask the stewardess if she's got a light.
Put a blanket over your lap, and move your hand around under the blanket while making puppy noises.
Crawl out on the wing, stand up and spread your arms out and shout "I'm king of the world ma".
Ask the guy next to you in a frightened voice if he can look out the window because you can't believe what you just saw.
Walk up to the fattest guy on the plane and ask him if he wants to borrow your shoehorn.
Lock yourself in the bathroom for ten minutes and make really loud fart sounds.
Ask for crayon's with your meal (make sure you wear a hockey helmet on the plan).
Ask the stewardess what the mile high club is, and if it costs extra.
If you can throw your voice, throw a rat squeek into first class.
Half way through the flight comment to the person sitting next to you that its your first time on an airplane, (grip your hand rails tightly and begin to breath like your giving birth)
Breast feed a doll (works better if your a guy)
Surf down the main aisle on the drink cart.
Ask the Stewardess for those plastic wings that they get three year olds.
Close your eyes and snore really loudly, occassionally pass gas.
Mention to the person next to you that you forgot which passport you used to get on this plane.
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