Drunken Antics.

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by gordo67

Not sure where to start so I will give you one example of my younger years.

Went to a stag proceeded to get pretty drunk. The next morning I wake up on a couch, no big deal. Two little kids come out and ask who I was and I said I am a friend of your dads (I think) So about a 1/2 hour later the mom comes out and asks the same question. My husband wasn't out last night was her response. Then the husband comes out, now this guy is one big biker and asks who the ###### I am. I tell him that I am not sure what happened blah blah blah. OK so here I am 4 strangers looking at me and I am still drunk. She gets me a glass of OJ and he phones me a cab. Till this day no one has a clue how or why I was in that house.

Many years ago a friend of mine, who resembled a rough Grizzly Adams, did close to the same thing....got drunk and drove home...but he parked on the opposite side of the street. He got out, walked around the truck, like he normally did, and right into the neighbors house. Walked down the hall and proceeded to get naked and crawl into bed..with the neighbors wife and husband.
Needlesss to say they werent friendly neighbors after that event.

[MagicallyAdept]

Originally Posted by Iggy Snipe

Me and my freinds used to run down fences.

5-10 people line up in a row. Everyone runs and body checks it all at once. Down goes the fence. Pretty funny, but as you get older, you realize people actually have to re-build there fences so I feel bad now.

Extremely funny at the time.

We tried that too. Just after fight club came out we thought about the whole fighting thing because.. well we was hammered. After a few punches to stomachs and the like we decided to head to houses that backed onto the park. We took turns trying to knock them all down. This continued for about 3 weeks until my friend decided to kick over a cone on the road not knowing that the cone was over the top of half a concrete bollard. He broke a few bones in his foot and without him it was no fun. He was/is a huge bloke and could take out a whole panel with his patented 'Fergie Flop'.

Other highlights for me include sleeping under my car when i was locked out and it was raining, woke up covered in grease, oil and dirt. I also tested how much of shock putting a knife in a toaster gives you, have eaten a live goldfish, redecorated my friends condo with his box of 1,000 blank cd's, operated a JCB digger in a cemetary (which i was arrested for) and covered myself in lard in order to spend 10 minutes in the outdoor pool of some girls house in the middle of winter. The lard actually makes you really glide through the water. I have photos of this incident which i will not post just yet...

But the best one for me was catching the ferry to Holland for my cousins stag night. Aim was ferry there and straight back. I ended up in Hungary, sleeping amongst the hay bales just outside a town called Tatabanya. This was 3 days after we caught the ferry and didn't return. Now i remember the decision to not go back and i remember being on a train to Germany. I also remember somewhat being in Austria but after that it really is a blur. I spent about 500 quid during the trip and most of that was on drink and drugs. I do not know how i got into Hungary but friends tell me i put something in my drink so perhaps i date raped myself. the rest of my group were in a hotel in Budapest and we all got home safe although a friend's friend had spent the night in a police cell in Stuttgart. Much fun was had... i think. When you decide to party, you have to party hard. You only live once kids.

I have another great story too but it not so much about alcohol.

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Drunken antics? Oh, I've had a few...

• Chasing a guy out of a bar for making ignorant comments about Flames Gimp while still carrying a glass in my hand and saying anything I could to get him to fight me while his terrified girlfriend ran him across the street and pushed him inside a cab.
• Attempting to pick up a chick like a bowling ball
• Grabbing a guy's (complete stranger) fresh drink right out of his hand and downing it right in front of him while he looked on with a bewildered stare and then stating "I thought you were ________ but then I remembered that I killed him."
• Having sex on a crowded dance floor
• Ordering pizza while wasted out of my mind at 2:30 am, passing out, waking up the next day and having the pizza place calling me when they opened at 4:30 pm demanding to know why I never answered the door.
• Accidentally knocking over a Hot Dog BBQ cart while trying to catch a smokie that was falling off the ledge, running 6 blocks to avoid the cops and hiding in a snowbank because I was sure they saw me do it (my friends later told me that the cops saw it was an accident and were trying to tell me it was okay...)
• Waking up in the morning outside my front door wearing only a pair of boxers and boots, having no idea what happened and then later receiving a courier package containing my clothes, wallet, etc. from a skank I think I spent the night with.

And that's just some of the stuff I remember...

I am so glad my wife never visits this site.

I officially want to go drinking with Reaper.

[Frank the Tank]

I have many of these stories as I was a bit of a late bloomer. Kind of went nuts in University, but hey, I played football, worked part time and went to school full-time, so when I cut loose, I cut loose baby!

In first year I lived in residence and one fine Sunday morning I awoke on my floor, sleeping on top of one of those old rotary phones. I had my shoes on, but no socks. Had my jacket, but no shirt and was covered in mud. No idea what happened. And before Fotze chimes in, no, my bum was not sore.

We used to go over the river and drink in downtown Detroit quite often. One night while walking back towards the tunnel, we found one of those Zoom Boom trucks parked on the sidewalk. We jumped in and to our surpise, we were able to start it. So we went for a drive in it. Detroit Metro Police escorted us back to the boarder and made sure we got on the Tunnel bus back to Canada. One very very large black cop called us "Crazy Crackers". So of course we got shirts made for the next time we went out drinking in Detroit.

[habernac]

I remember one incident back in my high school days where I was awoken by a newspaper bouncing off my head. I was passed out halfway into the door, left it wide open all night.

[TimSJ]

Originally Posted by Cheese

Many years ago a friend of mine, who resembled a rough Grizzly Adams, did close to the same thing....got drunk and drove home...but he parked on the opposite side of the street. He got out, walked around the truck, like he normally did, and right into the neighbors house. Walked down the hall and proceeded to get naked and crawl into bed..with the neighbors wife and husband.
Needlesss to say they werent friendly neighbors after that event.

I have a similar story.. I was in Germany for a business competition. One of the guys from our scholl had a Prosthetic arm. Hey got absolutly smashed and tried to walk home from the disco. He walked into the wrong house went to the fridge made a sandwitch, proceeded to the couch Turned on the TV and took off his arm to pass out on the couch. Needless to say the family was a bit shocked when they came down the stairs.

[habernac]

Originally Posted by gordo67

Not sure where to start so I will give you one example of my younger years.

Went to a stag proceeded to get pretty drunk. The next morning I wake up on a couch, no big deal. Two little kids come out and ask who I was and I said I am a friend of your dads (I think) So about a 1/2 hour later the mom comes out and asks the same question. My husband wasn't out last night was her response. Then the husband comes out, now this guy is one big biker and asks who the ###### I am. I tell him that I am not sure what happened blah blah blah. OK so here I am 4 strangers looking at me and I am still drunk. She gets me a glass of OJ and he phones me a cab. Till this day no one has a clue how or why I was in that house.

LOL! Still laughing about this one and Reaper's.

[Jiggy_12]

I was chased through south centre mall by security after hours once.

It wasn't the actual mall part though, it was the secret corridors behind all the stores. It went for like 3 minutes and I finally found a door that led back outside. It was really weird.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by Frank the Tank

I officially want to go drinking with Reaper.

We should have a "Get drunk with Reaper" night where everybody chips in for my booze and bail money. Participants wouldn't be disappointed but I'm sure some innocent bystanders would be.

[Frank the Tank]

Originally Posted by Reaper

We should have a "Get drunk with Reaper" night where everybody chips in for my booze and bail money. Participants wouldn't be disappointed but I'm sure some innocent bystanders would be.

Well I'm pretty sure our combined weight is well over 500lbs, so that would be a LOT of beer money to chip in.

One night out drinking after a football game I was in a bar fight that involved the following:

32 arrests made
1 karaoke machine destroyed
6 people taken to hospital
2 police men injured

The only thing anyone on the football team was responsible for were injuries to the skids who fought us and I broke the karoake machine.

[vanisleflamesfan]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Drunken antics? Oh, I've had a few...

• Attempting to pick up a chick like a bowling ball

This is far and away the funniest thing i have read on this site in a long, long time. Can you just imagine this... the image in my head right now is just priceless. LMAO.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

There shall be many a drunken antics from me this weekend

if you want to hear them, or know of my countless stories... buy me a beer (then I can tell the story and create new ones)

[vanisleflamesfan]

Originally Posted by MagicallyAdept

I was just reading a story about the guy from Iowa who shaved off his friends eyebrows and stole his trainers. Normal practice for me and my friends about 10 years ago after drinking white lightning (cheap cheap cider) in the park. I cannot believe her got arrested for it! Anyway what drunken antics have you got up to that can make the rest of us laugh.

Oh good old "White S**TE"... good times, good times.

[Cube Inmate]

I seem to recall leaving my mark on the UofC campus after a sidewalk was poured outside of ENGG block A...? It was quite possibly the worst concrete penmanship ever, but that's understandable considering the inscription "Zoo '02" was (is?) two feet high, four feet long, and carved with a 4-foot steel rod.

Or maybe it was just a dream?

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by Reaper

We should have a "Get drunk with Reaper" night where everybody chips in for my booze and bail money. Participants wouldn't be disappointed but I'm sure some innocent bystanders would be.

Just make sure i'm there to give you bad ideas.. gotta love the power of suggestion.

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by vanisleflamesfan

This is far and away the funniest thing i have read on this site in a long, long time. Can you just imagine this... the image in my head right now is just priceless. LMAO.

I was there, and it was funny... actually it happened in my apartment!

[Mr.Coffee]

I recall many moments...

hopefully the guy responsible for not leaving the keys in the Canyon Meadows golfball collector picker upper thing doesn't read this site. But I've borrowed it before and chipped a few balls on the driving range whilst intoxicated.

Taking that thing for a spin was a beauty. The best part is...


I still have the keys. Anyone wanna go for a spin?

[vanisleflamesfan]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

I was there, and it was funny... actually it happened in my apartment!

Nice... right about now I think I would pay a lot to have seen that happen!! Frickin' hillarious I am sure.

[Maserati]

had a good laugh reading this lol lol

[FlamingLonghorn]

I just remembered a couple.

-Stole a for sale sign and posted in front of the Republican party haedquarters
-And one that I can never forget and now everytime I look at my leg I see a portrait of Pat Benatar with a banner that says "Love is a Battlefield"