06-15-2006, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by StoneCole
3% vs. 20%. You are leaving something out. What if your boy ends up being the type where that extra 20% sexual pleasure is too much? By having him circumsized, you may be saving him from nicknames such as "one pump" and "Jason Biggs" in high school.
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So, what is someone's daughter grows up to be a total whore? That would be bad for the village so we'd better cut off her clitoris and labia to prevent such a tragedy.
If your boy ends up having issues with premature ejaculation then he can use various resources to help him with this problem that don't rely on mutilation.
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06-15-2006, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by StoneCole
3% vs. 20%. You are leaving something out. What if your boy ends up being the type where that extra 20% sexual pleasure is too much? By having him circumsized, you may be saving him from nicknames such as "one pump" and "Jason Biggs" in high school.
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hahahaha thats awsome.
I am and if i have a son I would probably get it done, unless the boss was really opposed.
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06-15-2006, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Reaper
So, what is someone's daughter grows up to be a total whore? That would be bad for the village so we'd better cut off her clitoris and labia to prevent such a tragedy.
If your boy ends up having issues with premature ejaculation then he can use various resources to help him with this problem that don't rely on mutilation.
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Reaper, see my earlier post:
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Aww yes the eternal question of helmet or toque.
The answer: toque.
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We're not so different you and I. I didn't mean that post as promotion for either option, was simply trying to lighten the mood a little more.
It is quite possible for those with helmets to obtain nicknames such as "one pump" as well.
I'll refrain from responding to the question about the village bicycle.
Edit: Reaper, we are in fact different.
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Last edited by StoneCole; 06-15-2006 at 11:54 AM.
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06-15-2006, 11:53 AM
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Sooo Reaper.... are you saying that your sex life is unsatisfying?
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06-15-2006, 11:57 AM
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#45
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Originally Posted by Cube Inmate
Sooo Reaper.... are you saying that your sex life is unsatisfying?
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No, I'm not saying my sex life is unsatisfying.
However, it could be that much more satisfying had my penis not had 30% of its sensory area removed because of a misguided approach.
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06-15-2006, 12:00 PM
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Had an idea!
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Originally Posted by Buff
My church doesn't promote it (CRC) the church I grew up in doesn't promote it (Lutheran), the church my wife attended when she was in Edmonton doesn't promote it (Baptist?... I can't remember). I know of other denominations that don't promote it. I do know that it used to be promoted, but not anymore. It is all matter of personal preference now.
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Thats understandable. It could be that those people I know are still stuck on the more traditional viewpoint.
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06-15-2006, 12:01 PM
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Circumcision has been found to have some benefits.
After accounting for such factors as age at first intercourse and lifetime number of sexual partners, circumcised men were only about a third as likely as uncircumcised men to test positive for HPV. The authors speculate that circumcision, which involves removal of the foreskin, minimizes the area of the penis vulnerable to HPV infection.
HPV causes genital warts in men and women, and certain strains cause virtually all cervical cancers. HPV also has been linked to cancers of the vagina, anus and penis.
On the whole, partners of circumcised men were about 25% less likely to have cervical cancer than partners of uncircumcised men, a difference that was not statistically significant. But among women in relationships with men at high risk for HPV, those with circumcised partners were 80% less likely to have cervical cancer.
Co-author Keerti Shah, a virologist at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health in Baltimore, notes that other research suggests that circumcision also reduces men's risk of infection with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. "This may be something that may be true for many sexually transmitted infections," Shah says.
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06-15-2006, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
Since its been done, nothing but problems. The cut skin kept reattching to the....ummmm....eeeeer.......head, and we had to go back several times to have it yanked back down, bleeding like mad, son screaming cause his junk is being torn off. Ya, I was reeeeeeeeal happy. And, he is almost 2 and its STILL not right.
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That would be my entry for the dirty little secrets thread. If it were a secret. My Dad seems to love telling the story about how I had to get done twice, especially after a couple beers. He usually finishes the *ahem* little anecdote by saying "It's short, but it sure is pretty!"
I have no recollection of what I had to endure... frankly it couldn't have been as bad as putting up with my Dad's story telling. We had our son done as well, simply because I was.
Some people are really passionate about it though! We *had* a friend, of strong German descent, who he had several arguments with, about whether the holocaust even happened, give us the snide remarks, "So I hear you are going to give your kid the Jeeeewwwwiiisssh look." I don't understand hate like that.
As far as sensitivity, I guess I don't know what I am missing, and the little guy with the crew cut seems happy too.
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06-15-2006, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Reaper
If your boy ends up having issues with premature ejaculation then he can use various resources to help him with this problem that don't rely on mutilation.
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So these resources...where can you find...you see I got a friend...er...I know this guy...who um...well I uh...this guy has "problems."
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06-15-2006, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike F
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Washing your penis thoroughly and practicing safe sex can have the same benefits.
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06-15-2006, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by MolsonInBothHands
Some people are really passionate about it though! We *had* a friend, of strong German descent, who he had several arguments with, about whether the holocaust even happened, give us the snide remarks, "So I hear you are going to give your kid the Jeeeewwwwiiisssh look." I don't understand hate like that.
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That's really bad. I can definitely understand the "had" part.
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06-15-2006, 12:04 PM
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Had an idea!
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Gee whiz this topic has a lot of information.
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06-15-2006, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Reaper
However, it could be that much more satisfying had my penis not had 30% of its sensory area removed because of a misguided approach.
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You've got a right to your opinion...I'm not disputing that. I just find your numerical argument kind of funny...weighing 30% vs. 3%, or whatever number you used. The physiologists might tell you that 30% of your nerve endings have been cut off, but that doesn't tell you anything about the qualitative "feeling" you get.
I don't ever find myself saying, "that was good, but it would have been better if I weren't cut!"
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06-15-2006, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Cube Inmate
I don't ever find myself saying, "that was good, but it would have been better if I weren't cut!"
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Yeah, but you have no basis to try and decide. You can't try it both ways to know for sure.
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06-15-2006, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Reaper
Washing your penis thoroughly and practicing safe sex can have the same benefits.
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Practicing proper hygene and safe sex could eliminate a lot of diseases that somehow still hang around.
Regardless of what could or can happen, the results of what does happen speak for themselves.
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06-15-2006, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by jroc
are you absolutely ######ed!?!?!?! have you ever looked down in the shower? you dont have to have a conversatin with your folks to know if your circumsized or not...
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Sorry jroc unlike yourself, I don’t see a new penis everyday…
Anyways for the rest of you who tried to give me some advice much appreciated. Helmet or a Toque? Hahahha anyways I’ll do the research, regards it’s not a big deal either way my “solider” has treated me very well to date and I wouldn’t change him for the world….
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06-15-2006, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Bobblehead
Yeah, but you have no basis to try and decide. You can't try it both ways to know for sure.
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Conceded...no way to compare. Unless your parents let you decide when you're 18, at which point you've had 18 years of development "under cover" to skew the overall results.
edited for clear-as-muddity
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06-15-2006, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Reaper
Washing your penis thoroughly and practicing safe sex can have the same benefits.
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I swear...I was just cleaning it and it went off.
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06-15-2006, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike F
Practicing proper hygene and safe sex could eliminate a lot of diseases that somehow still hang around.
Regardless of what could or can happen, the results of what does happen speak for themselves.
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Yeah, the results speak to a lack of personal responsibility for a lot of people.
Rule #1: Always keep your most valued possession clean
Rule #2: Don't go sticking it in any old dirty skank
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06-15-2006, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
I swear...I was just cleaning it and it went off. 
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Quoted for hillarity.
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