06-13-2006, 12:35 PM
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#41
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Originally Posted by jolinar of malkshor
you just touched some guys ball gravey and some girls slug trail.
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Why did I open the "poo thread" while eating fries and gravy? 
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06-13-2006, 12:35 PM
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#42
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Originally Posted by jolinar of malkshor
you just touched some guys ball gravey and some girls slug trail.
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Ain't that a pretty picture ....
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06-13-2006, 03:31 PM
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#43
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by fotze
Well her other dirty secret is that she likes that type of thing. |
How did you know?! Who told you?!?
I didn't expect this to turn into a rant/rave about public washrooms but hey, it's kinda amusing.
*cough* bunch of freaks *cough* lol
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"When he's confident and when he's hungry, he can be a heckuva player because nobody - nobody - can skate like him."
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06-13-2006, 03:44 PM
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#44
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: ---
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Originally Posted by White Doors
Not sure what constitutes an IP look-up and being reported to police, but this comes close I would imagine?
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not when the poster is obviously being sarcastic.
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06-13-2006, 03:45 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by Lombogirl
I didn't expect this to turn into a rant/rave about public washrooms but hey, it's kinda amusing.
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You thought it would turn out otherwise on a site full of dudes? 
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06-13-2006, 03:46 PM
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#46
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by Flaming Homer
not when the poster is obviously being sarcastic.
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White Doors wouldn't know sarcasm if someone came up and told him "Roloson is the best goalie in the NHL." 
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06-13-2006, 04:49 PM
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#47
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Originally Posted by White Doors
Yes, he could be.
And it's not very funny even if he is.
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Get over yourself and stop taking things so seriously. 
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06-13-2006, 04:56 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: 161 St. - Yankee Stadium
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Originally Posted by Reaper
My dirty little secrets? Hmmm...
I have an overactive imagination and will think about things in great detail... like how to kill someone and get off scot free.
I've usually had sex in my mind with any women I find attractive within the first 30 seconds of seeing them.
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Who's isn't?
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06-13-2006, 04:56 PM
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First Line Centre
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I am Karl Rove.
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06-13-2006, 04:58 PM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by longsuffering
I am Karl Rove.
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You mean Satan?
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06-13-2006, 05:10 PM
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#52
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by J pold
I like Death Cab for Cutie......  |
Me too!  Don't be ashamed!
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"When he's confident and when he's hungry, he can be a heckuva player because nobody - nobody - can skate like him."
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06-13-2006, 05:33 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Reaper
Get over yourself and stop taking things so seriously. |
hey, I'm the funniest person I know, but I missed the smiley face on that one and/or the movie reference. I remember on the CBC forums years back a poster said that he was going to kill himself, so I messaged the moderators to let them know and forgot all about it. Months later they emailed me and told me that they got the police to go and visit him/her and the person ended going to therapy, so you never know.
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06-13-2006, 06:03 PM
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#54
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Farm Team Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
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I really enjoy 80s music.
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06-13-2006, 07:35 PM
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#55
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All I can get
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A feller at work makes bathroom sounds that closely approximate a harp seal being strangled. He frightens me.
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06-13-2006, 07:57 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Dirty little secrets? Well... all of the obvious ones for guys... plus:
- I am absolutely horrible at talking to women. I am pretty good at relationships, just can't get into them for the life of me.
- I want to date Lombogirl.
- I can't watch the Flames when they are playing horribly.
- I like Michael Jackson's music.
Perhaps more later if I can think of them.
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06-13-2006, 08:03 PM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Mar 2006
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haha death cab for cutie...
they've kind of grown on me since i saw their concert a few months back
funny thing is that they were boring as hell live.
i can't stand the guy's voice though.
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06-13-2006, 08:42 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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I hate the Arcade Fire.
If I don't want to talk to someone I see walking, I pretend to look at my watch.
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06-13-2006, 09:21 PM
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#59
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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I finger people that don't wave when I let them merge, and silently mutter "I want to eat your children" under my breath.
I'm too lazy to shave every day
I will do everything in my power to avoid housework. This includes making up every excuse possible to hide when I hear the dishasher turning, or dishes being done. I'm houseworkaphobic.
I take up to 3 showers a day.....if I break a sweat I have to shower somewhere.
I have more but the chances of me telling you lunatics is about zero.
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06-13-2006, 09:33 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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I go to the bathroom just to get a break from work. If I'm lucky there is a newspaper and I can really waste some time.
I work in IT and sometimes tell people there are a couple of calls ahead of them when really I could go help them right away.
I think it's funny when someone really rips one in the bathroom because I know they are trying to be quiet.
I'm really Jim Shegirl. 
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