02-21-2006, 12:08 PM
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My suggestion...
Make-up sex. Double bag it. Make sure the second condom is soaked in cayene pepper. Humper, dumper, and let her burn for a while. That'll teach the whore.
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02-21-2006, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Behind Nikkor Glass
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Originally Posted by Lanny_MacDonald
My suggestion...
Make-up sex. Double bag it. Make sure the second condom is soaked in cayene pepper. Humper, dumper, and let her burn for a while. That'll teach the whore.
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LMFAO!!! Post of the day!
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02-21-2006, 12:28 PM
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LA Flames Fan, just whip it out, man. Seriously. Take her for ice cream, sit her down, start talking about how you feel, and then....Throw down your ding dong right into her second scoop. The last thing she will expect is a johnson in her desert, and it will definetely take your mind off the issue for at least a good minute while both of you comprehend what to do with this interesting development.
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02-21-2006, 12:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Saint John, NB
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thanks Ozy...
My laptop is now covered in coffee..
Last edited by TimSJ; 02-21-2006 at 01:04 PM.
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02-21-2006, 01:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary, AB
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Originally Posted by TimSJ
thanks Ozy...
My laptop is not covered in coffee..
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And my instructor is looking at me as I laugh my ass off... Combined with Lanny's post. oh man!
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02-21-2006, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
LA Flames Fan, just whip it out, man. Seriously. Take her for ice cream, sit her down, start talking about how you feel, and then....Throw down your ding dong right into her second scoop. The last thing she will expect is a johnson in her desert, and it will definetely take your mind off the issue for at least a good minute while both of you comprehend what to do with this interesting development.
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Yes, but will she be able to differentiate his winkie from the sprinkles in her cone? Maybe that's why she was getting her ice creamed elsewhere?
(just kidding LA Flames Fan, ALL Flames fans are hung like stud sperm whales!)
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02-21-2006, 01:09 PM
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THE Chuck Storm
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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These are great! I have snot coming out of my nose this is hilarious!
Reggie: I mistyped, I simply wanted to invoke the "HA HA".
These are birlliant, really, god I wish I had the cajones to wear some cayenne, or plop it in some ice cream or screw her sister. HAHAHA.
You know I actually went out with a girl who was on BlindDate, perhaps I have a penchant for choosing "attention whores", in fact, I know I do, this has to change....It's all these LA girls I swear, they are the most fickle girls in the country. There's a unspoken motto here and it is "What can you do for me?" A buddy and I went and had a beer last night, at our local watering hole called Timmy Nolan's, and we got into a discussion with these guys from Tunisia/Germany. We narrowed it down to the people who move here, thinking they have to be all "LA", get this attitude, yet the people who were born and raised here are the nicest people in the world.
She keeps calling me this morning, and I ain't answering the phone. The best thing I did was take all your advice and not send a nasty email back or let my anger overtake a reasonable head.
God I could really **** with her too...She's somewhat prominent on a particular TV show, not acting wise, but in the production sense, it would certainly cause a bit of a ruffle if this got out....BUT-I'm not that guy...
Again, thanks guys (and girl), you've all made this whole thing much easier to deal with.
Where's that spice shop again?
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02-21-2006, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by La Flames Fan
It's funny when you put someone on a pedestal and worship their every move
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That just sucks ... blow to the midsection for sure.
But going forward maybe try to avoid the above. No relationship where one side has "hand" ever works out. Make the next one your equal and keep it at that.
Sorry .. probably meddling.
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02-21-2006, 01:11 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Pretend it didn't happen, get intimate with her, tell her you wanna spice things up and tie her to the bed naked and leave her there.....................................Or send in Flames_Gimp   j/k
all kidding aside, dump her... A **** Leopard Can't Change Its Spots!
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02-21-2006, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
LA Flames Fan, just whip it out, man. Seriously. Take her for ice cream, sit her down, start talking about how you feel, and then....Throw down your ding dong right into her second scoop. The last thing she will expect is a johnson in her desert, and it will definetely take your mind off the issue for at least a good minute while both of you comprehend what to do with this interesting development.
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Nothin like a nice ice-cream covered C.ockslap to set her straight!
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02-21-2006, 01:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Bingo
That just sucks ... blow to the midsection for sure.
But going forward maybe try to avoid the above. No relationship where one side has "hand" ever works out. Make the next one your equal and keep it at that.
Sorry .. probably meddling.
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Very, very true...I grew up in a house full of women, it was pounded into my brain. My poor Dad never had a chance. But you are correct, I give too much control and upper "hand", instead of looking out for myself...
Thanks Bingo....
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02-21-2006, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by La Flames Fan
She's somewhat prominent on a particular TV show, not acting wise, but in the production sense,...
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REALLY????
Don't dump her YET! I got a couple of scripts and ideas for shows that I've been trying to sell! I get them sold I'll cut you in!
THEN we'll soak your condoms in cayene pepper.
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02-21-2006, 01:15 PM
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THE Chuck Storm
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Lanny_MacDonald
REALLY????
Don't dump her YET! I got a couple of scripts and ideas for shows that I've been trying to sell! I get them sold I'll cut you in!
THEN we'll soak your condoms in cayene pepper. |
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02-21-2006, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Actually, I kind of envy you.
Single and in L.A.... fun times ahead! 
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02-21-2006, 01:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Calgary, AB
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Have to agree with everything Soulchoice wrote.
Good advice.
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02-21-2006, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by Lanny_MacDonald
THEN we'll soak your condoms in cayene pepper.
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Cayenne is for novices.
Here's what you want:
From:
http://www.chillychiles.com/coldfusi...ListPosition=9
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Pure Cap is pure capsaicin extract with a little extender added so it doesn't self combust. As with the Special Reserve, we require a signed Waiver before selling Pure Cap and it must be used as an ingredient.
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It'd be used as an ingredient alright! An ingredient in a recipe consisting of one part sex, one part revenge and one part Pure Cap!
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02-21-2006, 01:52 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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So let me get this straight:
You were dating the girl, you find out she is cheating on you with a guy from an email that she mis-sent to you?
I dont know you personally so take it for what its worth, but this is what I would do:
First of all go to the best friend - dont talk to her directly, go through the friend and ask her - if you have been dating long enough you should be able to tell if she is lying or not - in my past experience (25yrs not long I know) if the friend is edgy around you then she is hiding something. If you are sure she is actually cheating on you then go to the friend and ask for her help in looking at engagement rings. Nothing will send women into a frenzy like the talk of marriage - especially if they are shallow enough to cheat on you.
I do remember a book from some man hating author that said one way to figure out a guy is marriage material is have him find out you are cheating and see how he reacts (I know cruel but so are the XX sex). This would obviously depend on the girl in question whether she would try this crap - I would say if you have been dating for less than 1 year then this is highly unlikely.
If she is actually cheating - go to her work and ask to speak to her, then break up with her and make sure a co-worker can hear the reason. Then leave and throw her out of your life. People who cheat in closed relationships dont deserve any sympathy or kindness from anyone - she (if its not a joke) has now turned herself into a 2$ Thai hootch and deserves the same level of respect.
Also to all women out there - the same goes for a man who is cheating on a woman.
MYK
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02-21-2006, 02:03 PM
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I believe in the Pony Power
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Damn. There is some funny funny **** in this thread. The best:
"or send in Flames Gimp".
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02-21-2006, 02:40 PM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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FG will put her in his wheelchair!
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02-21-2006, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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Originally Posted by Flashpoint
FG will put her in his wheelchair!
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Thats all I'm gonna say.
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