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Old 01-21-2006, 10:16 AM   #41
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Hate to disappoint you guys but it's not $400 after the feds get their hands on it. More like $360ish probably.

I'm using it to bankroll my Road Trip 2006 the last 2 games of the season hahaha
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Old 01-21-2006, 10:29 AM   #42
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Hate to disappoint you guys but it's not $400 after the feds get their hands on it. More like $360ish probably.

I'm using it to bankroll my Road Trip 2006 the last 2 games of the season hahaha


thes feds don't ge their hands on it, its non-taxable income so none of it gets taken.
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Old 01-21-2006, 10:38 AM   #43
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thes feds don't ge their hands on it, its non-taxable income so none of it gets taken.
Good, I sure hope so haha
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Old 01-21-2006, 10:39 AM   #44
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Mine and the wife's went to her Gucci bag
*whoosh!*
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Old 01-21-2006, 11:19 AM   #45
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Hopefully contributing to an upcoming vacation ... but might end up being used to get the Visa down to a $0 balance.
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:08 PM   #46
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For the betting types:

Put $400 down and get:

12 straight winning hands of blackjack, and you're a millionare (actually, 1.6$ million)

12 straight correct calls of black or red on roulette, same 1.6$ millionare.

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you have better odds on Bacarat (sp) best odds in the casino!

I've already spent mine plus another 600 on some new surround sounds speakers for the house
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Old 01-21-2006, 12:47 PM   #47
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For the betting types:

Put $400 down and get:

12 straight winning hands of blackjack, and you're a millionare (actually, 1.6$ million)

12 straight correct calls of black or red on roulette, same 1.6$ millionare.

3 years, 10 months of twice a week 6/49 numbers (no Extra).
For the more patient types, how'bout a 15 to 1 payout for the Flames to win that huge shiny silver mug in June?
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Old 01-21-2006, 01:07 PM   #48
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Mine and the wife's went to her Gucci bag
That warrants a 2 hour **** worshiping BJ.
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Old 01-21-2006, 01:23 PM   #49
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Saving it for playoff tickets ............. orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2 hookers and a case of coolers! Giggity Giggity Giggity!
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Old 01-21-2006, 01:33 PM   #50
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Saving it for playoff tickets ............. orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2 hookers and a case of coolers! Giggity Giggity Giggity!
40o is going to get you playoff tickets, and two hookers?

Well, it's often been speculated about, but not only does Jordon get hookers, but he gets the most bottom of the barrel disease ridden hookers known to man.
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Old 01-21-2006, 01:50 PM   #51
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40o is going to get you playoff tickets, and two hookers?

Well, it's often been speculated about, but not only does Jordon get hookers, but he gets the most bottom of the barrel disease ridden hookers known to man.
In all fairness to Jordon he did say playoff tickets "or" 2 hookers...although $400 still probably won't get you either unless you're sitting in the Sportchek zone and the hookers are picked up in front of the Cecil Hotel
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Old 01-21-2006, 01:54 PM   #52
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That warrants a 2 hour **** worshiping BJ.
Agreed, I am gonna tell her you recommended that.

In all honestly though, she's such a good wife. More than I could ever ask her. If she wants something nice once in a while and it makes her happy, then money isn't an issue. It's not like she owns 5 of these things plus other designer stuff.
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Old 01-21-2006, 01:58 PM   #53
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40o is going to get you playoff tickets, and two hookers?

Well, it's often been speculated about, but not only does Jordon get hookers, but he gets the most bottom of the barrel disease ridden hookers known to man.
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Old 01-21-2006, 01:59 PM   #54
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40o is going to get you playoff tickets, and two hookers?

Well, it's often been speculated about, but not only does Jordon get hookers, but he gets the most bottom of the barrel disease ridden hookers known to man.
Terrible...

also you totally missed the "orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Do the math champ
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Old 01-21-2006, 02:18 PM   #55
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400 and a hefty dose of taco tuesday
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Old 01-21-2006, 02:26 PM   #57
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In all honestly though, she's such a good wife. More than I could ever ask her. If she wants something nice once in a while and it makes her happy, then money isn't an issue. It's not like she owns 5 of these things plus other designer stuff.
Hi Mrs. Neeper!

Yeah and all Neeper has to do is sell a few more of those nifty remote starters to cover those 5 other Gucci & LV bags right?
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Old 01-21-2006, 03:07 PM   #58
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I'll probably buy a couch..... that is if I even get it. According to the government, I wasn't living in Alberta on Sept 1, even though I was.
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No clue what I'm going to do with it. I owe about $150.00 to some friends, so that'll leave me with $250.00 to do whatever I want with.

I was thinking of just buying some various things... A new pair of shoes, some Flames stuff, few new pieces of clothing... But a damn sexy Dion Phaneuf jersey is tempting.
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Agreed, I am gonna tell her you recommended that.
ya I hope it works out for you!!

but ya, its always nice to treat your woman.
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