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Old 10-30-2024, 07:50 PM   #41
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Dogs anal glands after being expressed, that’s also vomit worthy
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Wow, I love that smell

It takes me to so many places in my memories. That smell on a crisp fall morning, oh man it’s good times (some bad).


Smell I never want to smell again is rotting human flesh.

It clings to your clothes and the inside of your nose.

I found it very hard to get rid of.

Awful.
I had an obese client with diabetes. It have her some kind lower leg infection/swelling. She was using bandages filled with puss and necrotic/rotting tissue. The smell in her room was the worst smell I've ever smelt. I can remember the smell now even. A combination of rotting and sourness.

I'd always thought about becoming a health care professional, but incidents like that remind me of why it would be such a difficult job for me.
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I used to work in a fish hatchery. The system that would collect all the waste, so poop, slime, and dead fish parts would have to be cleaned once in a while. It would basically form this sort of fleshy gelatinous "thing" on the surface of the water. The people that I worked with called it mung, but I don't know if that is a technical term.

Anyway, no one ever wanted to clean it so I'd be the big hero and do it. It was by far the nastiest and most vile thing I have ever smelled. It was non-stop gagging and dry heaving the whole time. In fact, the only time I was pretty badly injured on the job was because I dry heaved so hard I threw my back out.

Also formaldehyde makes me sick. I had to dissect piglets in biology class and to this day, I think of that smell and feel ill.
Thank God for the hatchery.
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and yet you keep going back for more, you sad lonely bastard
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When you snake out a clogged shower drain. The smell of the caked in hairs etc coming out is awful.
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Dead body smell is something you can never forget. It’s the worst smell that exists.
Weed smoke is terrible for sure. Silage also awful. Like UCB said, I love the smell of diesel exhaust because of the memories.
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I had an obese client with diabetes. It have her some kind lower leg infection/swelling. She was using bandages filled with puss and necrotic/rotting tissue. The smell in her room was the worst smell I've ever smelt. I can remember the smell now even. A combination of rotting and sourness.

I'd always thought about becoming a health care professional, but incidents like that remind me of why it would be such a difficult job for me.
I now regret starting this thread.
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It's funny because I've spent a lot of time in cadaver labs, and the smell of formaldehyde and other preservative chemicals combined with slowly decaying flesh is definitely something that sticks out in my mind, but to be honest, it never really bothered me. It's just an odd smell, not a bad one.

Now, rotten flesh without preservative chemicals...that #### is bad.
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Whoever says durian will be dead to me. Best fruit ever.
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Yep. Cannot do it. When I was a kid for a while we had a station wagon that smelled like it. Couldn't stand it.
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I still cannot believe I used to put on cologne, and my gf in perfume in my teens.

I smell that stuff now and it makes me want to crap my pants. Honesty.
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I had an obese client with diabetes. It have her some kind lower leg infection/swelling. She was using bandages filled with puss and necrotic/rotting tissue. The smell in her room was the worst smell I've ever smelt. I can remember the smell now even. A combination of rotting and sourness.

I'd always thought about becoming a health care professional, but incidents like that remind me of why it would be such a difficult job for me.
But you were able to be a gigolo for fat women with rotting legs?
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I had an obese client with diabetes. It have her some kind lower leg infection/swelling. She was using bandages filled with puss and necrotic/rotting tissue. The smell in her room was the worst smell I've ever smelt. I can remember the smell now even. A combination of rotting and sourness.

I'd always thought about becoming a health care professional, but incidents like that remind me of why it would be such a difficult job for me.
I can often smell pre-diabetic and diabetic people. Weird sweet chemical smell.
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I used to work near the Lilydale chicken factory. That place could put out some kinda stench from time to time.
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But you were able to be a gigolo for fat women with rotting legs?
That's why we're called professionals.
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Whoever says durian will be dead to me. Best fruit ever.
Best fruit ever? Durian is at the same time over-hated and over-loved. "It's ok" would be the logical way to describe Durian.

I hate moth balls.
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Old 10-30-2024, 11:18 PM   #59
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Limburger cheese. Often called the world's stinkiest cheese, Limburger is made from cow's milk and has a smell that's been compared to mushrooms and underarms
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Fat guy getting up from a seat and that smell of warm ass.
How would you smell warm ass of someone getting up from a seat?
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