10-05-2023, 10:47 AM
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#41
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden
Funny enough, our goalie at beer league is a woman, and we all change in the room together. She choses a spot where she doesn't have to look at the shower, and we try and hide our cocks when changing, but no one cares because we are all there to have fun and play hockey.
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My daughter plays my beer league team.
She changes in the stall and most of the guys do as well if they gear down to nothing.
All of them wait until she and I leave before showering (we leave quickly after games because she has Uni in the mornings).
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10-05-2023, 10:49 AM
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#42
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by GullFoss
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stop shaving your chest
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10-05-2023, 10:54 AM
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#43
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by GullFoss
I haven't seen a single person hate the policy. I think it's hilarious; like its a really funny joke.
Apparently, kids can't see other kids in their boxer shorts lmao. Jockstrap, no problem. But boxer shorts...then straight to jail. Right away.
Person in boxer shorts vs jock strap:

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Yea I don’t think you know what a jock strap is
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10-05-2023, 10:56 AM
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#44
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden
Funny enough, our goalie at beer league is a woman, and we all change in the room together. She choses a spot where she doesn't have to look at the shower, and we try and hide our cocks when changing, but no one cares because we are all there to have fun and play hockey.
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Most arenas have an alternate room for women. Whether it be an actual room designated for women(which is always very small) or a "referees" room. Women and girls not comfortable being in the same room as the men go into those rooms.
I haven't seen a lot of women changing with guys, but I have seen these two guys who I used to play with allow their girlfriends into the room before/after gametime.... like... wtf? But when the ladies were in the room then guys who had to go shower or completely strip down were just more discreet and no big deal was made.
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10-05-2023, 10:57 AM
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#45
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
stop shaving your chest
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Its just the way I am unfortunately. I'm very uncomfortable about my lack of hair and oddly enough there's a very hairy person on our hockey team who is also very uncomfortable with their hairy chest.
We have jointly asked the beer league to accommodate our insecurities by not allowing anyone on any team to dress down below their upper base layer. You now must enter or leave the dressing room in your shoulder pads on. If you wish to remove them, then you have to do so in the toilet stall. You can't be in an undershirt or t-shirt in the dressing room and have to shower in a bodysuit.
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10-05-2023, 10:59 AM
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#46
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
My daughter plays my beer league team.
She changes in the stall and most of the guys do as well if they gear down to nothing.
All of them wait until she and I leave before showering (we leave quickly after games because she has Uni in the mornings).
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I'm assuming you're in Calgary. Do they not have a separate (and usually much smaller room) for women? I think all the rinks here in Lethbridge have that but some are afterthoughts and they get a super tiny room.
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10-05-2023, 11:05 AM
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#47
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Powerplay Quarterback
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This would not of worked for me great for me.
I wore jock compression shorts so had nothing underneath. I would have to fully strip down and as others have said the single bathroom stall is nasty. You also would have to have most if the team using the same single stall.
I also got eczema from my elbow pads so it was really important to shower after. Plus we would go for team dinners afterwards so everyone would need to shower at the arena.
Not sure why we need to over regulate everything these days and turn it into a bubble world. It's a change room, its meant for changing. Why are we so scared to have people change around each other.
As others have said, I've played with gay guys on my team. It's a non issue.
I've played with girls, and everyone just adjusts appropriately. We would we working on improving common sense and courtesy in our world not over regulating every little thing.
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10-05-2023, 11:12 AM
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#48
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Originally Posted by traptor
This would not of worked for me great for me.
I wore jock compression shorts so had nothing underneath. I would have to fully strip down and as others have said the single bathroom stall is nasty. You also would have to have most if the team using the same single stall.
I also got eczema from my elbow pads so it was really important to shower after. Plus we would go for team dinners afterwards so everyone would need to shower at the arena.
Not sure why we need to over regulate everything these days and turn it into a bubble world. It's a change room, its meant for changing. Why are we so scared to have people change around each other.
As others have said, I've played with gay guys on my team. It's a non issue.
I've played with girls, and everyone just adjusts appropriately. We would we working on improving common sense and courtesy in our world not over regulating every little thing.
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10-05-2023, 11:22 AM
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#50
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden
Funny enough, our goalie at beer league is a woman, and we all change in the room together. She choses a spot where she doesn't have to look at the shower, and we try and hide our cocks when changing, but no one cares because we are all there to have fun and play hockey.
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This. I have the same situation when we get our sub goalie come out, who is also female. Nobody cares except the woke.
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10-05-2023, 11:32 AM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Originally Posted by PepsiFree
Not being able to shower within 20 minutes of working out is an assault on my body. I have 14 different medical issues that
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Forget your medical issues... you not showering after a workout is an assault on the noses of people near you!
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10-05-2023, 11:47 AM
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#52
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Originally Posted by Buff
I'm assuming you're in Calgary. Do they not have a separate (and usually much smaller room) for women? I think all the rinks here in Lethbridge have that but some are afterthoughts and they get a super tiny room.
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They do, but since Atom she has said the same thing, I want to be part of the team.
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10-05-2023, 01:50 PM
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#53
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electric boogaloo
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This should be a thing for adult hockey as well. Pretty sure Bill Bumface remembers a certain fella that we referred to as micropenis. If we want a villain in this, it is Bill Bumface,
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10-05-2023, 01:52 PM
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#54
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electric boogaloo
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MOD EDIT: Removed inappropriate post
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10-05-2023, 02:45 PM
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#55
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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They're flexing their influence...
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10-05-2023, 03:19 PM
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#56
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First Line Centre
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I would only hang brain when dummies would let their gf into the room after games.
If they were cool with it, they were cool with me. I refuse to put on undies till I get back to my stall. Gotta let it breathe man...
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10-05-2023, 03:26 PM
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#57
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Scoring Winger
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this hasn't been brought up in either of my kids hockey teams (u7, u9).
if anything should be implemented for minimum clothing is not allowing sandals in the dressing room. I was getting anxiety seeing a mom walk around in sandals with a bunch of kids walking around in a cramped dressing room wearing skates.
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10-05-2023, 03:28 PM
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#58
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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I don't see this rule being a problem for certain age groups - U5/U7/U9/U11 - they're not teenagers, and they don't have the hygiene issues of teenagers.
I might even put U13 in the group above. Not sure at this point.
Most definitely for U15 and U18 though, this rule is hilariously stupid and will absolutely not be followed.
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10-05-2023, 03:41 PM
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#59
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by PepsiFree
Not being able to shower within 20 minutes of working out is an assault on my body. I have 14 different medical issues that, while dormant for the entirety of the time I play hockey, activate immediately when I am done and become uncontrollable if hot water doesn’t hit my skin within 20 minutes. In addition, if I don’t get to see at least one dozen penises every week, I am going to develop body confidence issues that will take 10-20 years of therapy to overcome and cannot be avoided any other way by specifically seeing those penises and showing my own in a locker room after hockey. At very least, I need to see bare chests, and it needs to be in the shower, and I need to see a dozen of them.
Anyone infringing on my needs is a woke moralist trying to legislate my rights and create a society that celebrates violence and condemns the human body to obscurity.
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10-05-2023, 03:50 PM
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#60
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Whitefish, MT & Marysville B.C.
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I play in an over 60 league, 85% or more men. We changed in the same locker, I wear shorts and a tshirt, and if I want to strip further after a game I use the washroom. Some of the guys shower or use the urinal, I sit out of the siteline. It really isn't a big thing, and I would rather join my teammates in the locker room than banned to a subpar room. However, I think it's different for kids, I see no problem with either a decent locker for girls, or just nobody stripping down. Being the only girl, would suck to be banished to another room. Reality is that it is only through the age group that starts check hockey that it mostly is a shared locker room.
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