If you don't wear red to the Playoffs, I hope you...

[Dan403]

Run out of toilet paper and have to use your sock.

[Dion]

[Gaskal]

Who the bejesus wears a green camo Flames jersey to a playoff game against a green team?!

[djsFlames]

Step on a thousand consecutive lego pieces.

[Voodooman]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

- do one of those ancestry tests only to find out you’re adopted. And to make it worse, you get a positive match…with your wife.

- your children grow up to be Oiler fans

I feel like #1 sort of automatically results in number 2.

I mean, the only logical explanation for those people, and why anyone would become one, has to be inbreeding, no?

[corporatejay]

Nm

[Barnet Flame]

Originally Posted by Dan403

Run out of toilet paper and have to use your sock.

And I hope the sock has holes.

[KipperFaNaTic]

If you don't wear red, I hope you can't find a parking spot for the game.

[CroFlames]

Tonight was a travesty. To those who didn’t wear red, I hope your mom finally admits you were never the favorite.

[White Out 403]

all the low lives in the lower bowl in white jerseys should go straight to he...red deer. go to red deer.

[PuckSlap]

Originally Posted by Jiggy_12

I hope someone holds a door open for you from an uncomfortable distance and you have to do an awkward speed walk to show that you appreciate their gesture

That’s not cool. Please apologize

[UnitedFlames]

I hope you’re sitting at a red light, and when the light turns green, the car ahead of you puts on its signal to turn left.

[Fleury’sOTGoalCelebration]

I hope when you go to a hand wand car wash you pick what you think will be the shortest line but end up picking the wrong one… every… single… time….

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by troutman

A few pics from the 1989 Stanley Cup round

https://www.reddit.com/r/CalgaryFlam...ley_cup_round/

Awesome! thanks for sharing this link.